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jessica simpson is a total blonde. but she really has a darker color of hair and hair estinsions. she's stupid cause she dumped nick lachey, she made daisy duke look like the slut that she isn't, and you're right she don't deserve to touch the car or get in a 12 mile radius of such a car.
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"Lose 'em bo!" luke shouted. "Already on it." bo said with a smile. Bo spun the general around so that it faced roscoe. then bo did something he hadn't done before and it confused roscoe. bo thew it in reverse and stomped on the gas.he got yelled at by Luke and daisy but he continued to go backwards and made a sucessful jump facing backwards. "Bo, i gotta hand it to ya'. that was amasing. now lets find uncle jesse." Meanwhile at the still...
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10 Random things about yourself
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to georgiagal1's topic in Hazzard Swamp
1. I love my boyfriend to death. 2.I am fiffteen, bo is 16(bo's my boyfriend and he looks like bo duke!) 3.My cousin's are my best friends even the ones who live in kansas. 4. I love all of my family. 5. I love to go skinny dipping, (with Bo). 6. I have 7 pets. 7. I play guitar, mandolin, harmonica, and strumstick. 8. I am an only child. 9. there are twenty five people on my dads side of the family. 10. i love ebay. -
Rumor has it that Tom is Accident Prone
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to a topic in Tom Wopat/Luke Duke
i stapled all my fingers on purpose just to see if it would hurt. it hurt. but i also did it to entertain my cousin. and i also got 2 bucks out of it. -
BJ Duke!?
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to Canadian_Country_Cousin's topic in John Schneider / Bo Duke
You spelled beauregaurd wrong. -
the dukes movie SUCKS!!!
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to dukeboy320's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Movies
that movie is for sick minded perverted people to enjoy. i got so mad when i saw the movie i wrote up more dukes episodes and some better casting opptions and tommorow their going off to the warner brothers company so they just might make a better duke movie. -
my boyfriend,bo, lost both his parents at two different times and has really had a rough time getting over it.
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my most prised duke's and all around prized possesion is my stuffed flash dog from the eighties. she's missing an eye but he still has the tag that prooves her right as a duke colectable. i also own a dukes of hazzard coloring book, two t-shirts, a remote control general lee, a dukes of hazzard purse, i also have thousands of pictures printed off the computer, i also have a pair of boots that look like bo's and three different belts that resamble his belt he always wore, i have a model general lee, i'm making matching shirts for me and my cousin that say i love country boys!
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1 Thing I learned from Dukes Of Hazzard
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to georgiagal1's topic in Tom Wopat/Luke Duke
the doors are welded shut on my car and i found it is not hard to slide in and out in a very short skirt. that lady is such a lier. it really hurts when you try to slide out and you tear your leg open on the little lock clicker thing. that just burns like hell. i was really pissed when i found out that it left a huge pink scar you could only see once i got tan. there was also one hell of a hole in those jeans that it happened in and when i lifted up my skirt to show my boyfriend he just laughed. the only reason i didn't break up with him is because he's really sweet and he looks just like bo duke. -
my cousin amber need's a drool rag if you let her stare at luke for even a matter of seconds. you can't get through her head to get her to listen it's almost as if luke has the power to hypnotise teenage girls.
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Luke's funniest quotes
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to Bo_Duke_girl's topic in Tom Wopat/Luke Duke
my favorite is in one armed bandits when rosco is running for sheriff: Luke: I'm collectin these. Bo: Why's that? Luke: Linein' the rabbits cage. (then he opens the door and looks at Bo.) Face up! -
“I’ve liked them ever since I could remember.†She said. “By the way I’m Madi.†She said jumping off the font end of the truck with her hand stuck out to Luke. “Come on, I don’t bite.†She said. Luke gave her his hand and then he suddenly found his hand in a bone crushing grip. “Are you trying to break my freaking hand?†Luke said. “Sorry. Damn I really need to remember not to grip so hard.†Madi said. “My name is Luke. And what do you want to join the team so bad for?†Luke asked. “So I can continue the family line.†Madi said. “All my brothers and my dad all played.†“Ahhh, I see. Family tradition.†Luke said. “Yep.†She said. Slamming down the hood and then asked Luke where his ride was and he stated that he was going to walk home. “I’ll gladly give you a ride. If you want to.†She offered. “I’d like that.†Luke said with a smile on his face. Madi was in the truck before he could figure out how to get in. “Here.†Madi said, getting out of the truck to show him how. “That’s what I usually use the canoe rack on top for. Grab the bar and slide in the window.†She said giving Luke a boost. “Step up here on the mud rail like you’re getting on a horse.†“There now we’re both in.†Luke said. “Let’s go. You just tell me where I need to turn off.†Madi said. “Do you know where the Duke farm is?†Luke asked. “Sure do. So you’re Luke Duke.†Madi said. “Yep. Why did you weld you’re truck doors shut?†Luke asked. “It’s safer for when I go racing.†Madi said. “You race this thing?†Luke asked. “Sure do. You should see the engine. Wow.†Madi said. “That is a wow.†Luke said. “You want to see what most guys wow about?†Madi asked. “Sure, I guess.†Luke said, right before she planted a huge kiss right on his lips. “So, what do you think?†Madi asked. “Definitely a wow.†Luke said. “Lets get you home before your folks get worried.†Madi said. At the Duke farm... “I wonder where Luke is. It usually don’t take him this long to get home.†Daisy said. “I’m sure he’s fine.†Bo said. “I don’t know Bo. Daisy’s right he’s usually home by now.†Uncle Jesse said. “I don’t like this. I don’t like this one bit.†Daisy said. “Now calm down, Daisy. I’m sure he’s fine.†Uncle Jesse said. Little did they all know that Madi and Luke had pulled off the road into a field and were in the bed of her pick-up staring up at the stars and snuggling. The next morning... When Luke woke up the next morning he was laying shirtless in the bed of a pickup. Then he suddenly remembered what had happened the night before. Then he looked down at his chest where he felt the weight of Madi’s head. Then he remembered they were laying there with nothing but their underwear on and he had to laugh that he had slept with a woman he just barely knew. The only thing covering their scarcely covered bodies was an old quilt Madi had in the back of her truck. He just laid there and stroked her hair until she woke up. “Mornin’ sunshine.†Luke said with a smile. Madi kind of laughed and pulled Luke's head toward hers and gave him another kiss. “Mornin’ to you too. I sure am glad that you and me met.†She said. “Me too. We should probably get home before our folks start to worry about us.†“I’ll take you home. Can you hand me those boot’s by you’re head?†Madi asked. “Oh yeah, there’s a creek over yonder where we can take a bath.†Madi said. “Let’s go. Do you think people will mind if we parked in their field?†Luke asked. “Why would I care if I parked on my own property?†Madi asked. “So this is your land?†Luke asked. “Sure is. I inherited all my parents property when they died.†Madi said. “I plow every field except this one cause it’s kind of got crappy dirt.†Madi said. “So your parents died and didn’t give a cent of their money to your brothers?†“When they died they were furious with all of my brothers and I never knew why.†“Well let’s go take a bath in that creek then.†Luke said. This was a great week for Luke. First he made the football team, then the same night he ended up sleeping with the hottest girl he’d ever seen, and to top it off, they went skinny dipping and he loved it. It was the first time he had ever seen a naked woman somewhere other than a magazine or TV.
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luke was still in high school and it was his second year so he didn't feel so hopless and not as stupid. he was at the football feild and he and all the other guys were just trying out. he was shocked when a beautiful girl walked up to the coach. she must be lost luke thought and went back to practicing. then he heard shouting and looked over at where the noise was coming from. the girl that showed up was in an argument with the caoch.some of the other football players were sitting on a bench close to the coach and they were laughing at something. one of them sitting closer to her touched her rear end and she punched him straight off the bench no hesitation what so ever. then she kicked the ball out of the coaches hands and stormed off. all the guys watched as the ball kept going and going till they saw it hit an unsuspecting roscoe. some temper luke thought. later on in the locker room luke asked the coach what she yelled at him for. "Well, she wants to join the team i wouldn't let her."he explained. "What would she want to join up football for?" luke asked. "I have no clue but she is a feisty thing ain't she?" he asked. "And, tall and strong and she has an excelent body and amasing features." "She sure can kick , she has perfeft shoulders for it, and she's tough too." the coach smiled and said. "Sure does. Why don't she go out for cheerleading." luke said. "I suggested that and she said that was for wusses." coach said. "tommorow give her a chance." luke said. when he went to the paking lot he saw the same beautiful girl but she looked hot as if hell had broke loose and flooded Hazzard. she was wearing a leather mini skirt with clear heals and a very tight top on. she was tuning up an old dodge truck that had had a huge set of weels and was jacked up so high off the ground she had to stand on the grill bars of the truck to reach the motor. the truck was entirely spotless. "So you like trucks?" luke asked.
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Didn't John do a nude scene in a movie once?
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to DukesFan24's topic in John Schneider / Bo Duke
i don't remember where but i found some pictures from that evidently. I had never heard of the movie and i didn't know where they came from so really helped me out. -
bo is so frewkin hot
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to iloveluke'ssmileCNH320's topic in John Schneider / Bo Duke
and your user name is bo is cute. traitor -
Horror books?
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to Qualapec the She-Wolf's topic in John Schneider / Bo Duke
i saw that to. true through and through 100%. he told me through e- mail. and i do have his email adress -
Why Do You Love Bo Duke?
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to Canadian_Country_Cousin's topic in John Schneider / Bo Duke
young, blonde and not so bright but definetly sexy -
who's your favorite??
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to Daisy_Duke_Girl's topic in John Schneider / Bo Duke
i should say both of them but... i don't want to -
Bo Duke...What Do YOU Think He Was Like?
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to Bo_Duke_luva's topic in John Schneider / Bo Duke
i have a bo duke look alike boyfreind. he's got the same hair, the same blue eyes, the same pouty lips, and the same out of this world butt, he also has a wonderful chest. *sigh* i'm so lucky. oh yeah he's a good kisser too. -
i know john dosen't have a son that looks like him, but i freind who i am starting to get seriously into and vice versus. i'm about to take the next step and ask him if he feels the same way (his friends said he did) but i have deep feelings for him even if we are a year in age difference. he looks exactly like bo. the hair, the eyes, the charming smile, gorgeous. and he's also the sweetest thing you ever met. he's also got a great butt and a magnificant chest. which i got to feel, rock hard. and he's got the same poutty lips. my favorite bo duke quote is: Rosco= Come on get out of the car. Bo= Can i take this with me? (holding a stick of dynamite) then thery blow up rosco's car.
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Two Years later... “Hello?†Someone answered. “May I speak to Madison Lillibridge?†Bo asked. “She moved out a year ago to a mansion. I’d be happy to give you the number if you would like?†The woman asked. “I would like that. Thank you.†Bo said “214-99909. Got it?†The lady asked impatiently. “Yes mamn’. Thank you.†Bo said calling the number the strange woman had given him. â€Hello?â€Bo asked. “Bo? Is it really you?†Madi said. “It’s me all right. I’m up here for a race and I got an extra ticket. I was thinking’ maybe you would want to come.†Bo said. “I would love that. We could make a weekend of it.†Madi said. “I heard you on the radio and the announcer said it was Madi McIntyre with her new hit Hazzard county and I knew it was you.†“I got married, then divorced cause he didn’t love me as much as you do- er, um did love me.†Madi said. “I still love you with as much love is in me.†Bo said. “Oh you sweet-talkin thing you. I think about you every day and dream about you every night.†Madi said. “Well, right now I’m lookin’ for a hotel.†Bo said. “Well quit lookin and come stay with me sexy.†Madi said. “I couldn’t-“Bo was cut off. “Of course you can. My address is 1245Weeping Willow drive. You gotta drive up a mile long tree-line drive- way to get there.†“I got it. Thanks.†Bo said. “Oh it’s no big deal I live in a mansion.†Madi said. â€I love you.†"Ilove you too." bo said
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What kind of music do y'all listen to??
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to Capt_Redneck's topic in General Discussion
i am strictly country but i don't like rascal flatts anymore at all. they're to rock-abilly for my liking. -
Who's more sexy Bo or Luke?
iloveluke'ssmileCNH320 replied to Dusty Rose Duke's topic in General Discussion
bo duke. forever, for always, and for life. I cain't decide which part of him is sexier, his chest or his butt.