countrygirl1986

This is just a friendly little reminder: We are more than halfway through the month of April, with a week and a half to go before the next chat. I wanted to get this out early so people remember to clear their calenders! As the next chat is on a Tuesday, I will be running a teensy bit late. I have a class to teach that night for a non profit organization. I know the chats are usually scheduled for 8pm and the classes don't end until 8:30, sometimes later, and I don't usually get home until 9 or 9:30 eastern standard time. Remember: Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 8:00 PM EST

Years ago Hazzardnet had an official Birthday Thread going but I don't know whatever happened to it... So I think it's time to start a new one! Of course we all know last week was our favorite Deputy's birthday, and we did have some fun wishing her a happy birthday on the thread set up for it, but why do we need a new thread every time someone wants to wish someone a happy birthday? Today we have two birthdays to contend with. Those birthdays are: HazzardE4, who has turned 24. We haven't spoken, and he/she doesn't seem to post much, but happy birthday none the less. K-Duke15, who has turned 15. She is a new friend of mine, and seemingly a good writer. I quite enjoy talking with her about the show. Hard to believe she is the age now that I was when I joined Hazzardnet ten years ago. Happy Birthday!

Welcome. I joined when I was about KDuke15's age. In fact, I was 15 when I joined. Ten years later, I'm still around. This bunch of lovable oafs will grow on you (they aren't really oaf's, but they are lovable!)

Yeah, as you seen, I revised my statement to say you're the Good Redneck. I think I should add GoofBall, and I am debating klutz with as many times as you've tripped over that power cord... no I think I'll stop at Goofball. You're too artistic when you trip over it to be a klutz... sides, Brian, being the criminal genius he is, probably pushed you. (sorry, I've actually been enjoying raggin' on y'all. I'm not serious about any of it. It's all in good fun. God knows I'm an idiot, klutz, dummy, goofball, incompetent, redneck, lazy, etc).

Hmm... yeah you're right, but if he's not evil, and too bad to be a delinquent, then what is he? OOO I know what he is, he's a criminal with morals ROFL.

When I hear the term delinquent, I think of Juvenile Delinquents. Brian ain't a delinquent, he's just plain evil... with morals LOL. Hey, even a bad guy needs a code to live by.

LOL, well I'm going with the Jeff Foxworthy indicator now. Mufn is the Head Redneck, MaryAnne the Good Redneck, and Brian the Evil Redneck. Let's face it, if you guys had an ounce of sophistication while playing on here, we'd be bored out of our minds! (On a side note, for those of you who have difficulties seeing the red/orange on blue background like I do, I have made a wonderful discovery. Turn the brightness down on the monitor, the blue appears black, and the orange turns red, making it much easier to see. I couldn't sleep and being in a dark room for the past several hours, when I turned my monitor on it hurt my eyes so i turned the brightness down so it appeared darker. Darn April Heat Wave lol)

And here I thought it was possible to be a Genius and an Idiot at the same time. To quote what my landlady said to me a few weeks ago that proves this: "You are one of the brightest people I know, but you're also one of the dumbest people I know, and I don't understand how that's possible." Did I mention my IQ is above average as well, and I'm known as the idiot in my family? You can indeed be a Genius and an Idiot at the same time, the difference is, when a genius is being an idiot, he or she just doesn't use their heads. Or I can quote Jeff Foxworthy and call you all the Head Redneck, Good Redneck, and Evil Redneck... as he defines it as a glorious lack of sophistication... although, a lot of people I know consider rednecks and hillbillies to be idiots even though they can fix just about anything LOL But Mufn, don't get your feather's in a ruffle. I was joking and it was meant to be a compliment.

How did I guess it was Alex who became 'Deep Space Nine?' Musta had something to do with the whole "Official Hazzardnet Tooth Fairy" bit, and I bet it was a certain Coltrane who has an addiction to the color black which put that there. Hmm... Yeah, MaryAnne and Mufn, while general slackers and can be up to no good at times, Brian is the Hazzardnet Evil Gen... er... Idiot... Sorry Brian... a genius can't come up with the shenanigans you do... think of it as a compliment. Mufn is the Good Genius (who morphs into the Head Idiot at times) that keeps this place running, as Brian and MaryAnne would probably blow this place up I think (power cords and Deep Space Nine anyone?), and MaryAnne is the assistant Genius... er no that's not right LOL, her shenanigans are too entertaining... she's the general Good Idiot which counter balances Brian Yes, I think I have summed up their titles which aren't stated on their profiles quite well. ** All things stated in this post are meant to be taken as compliments by those mentioned instead of the insults they could be construed as.

Alright, it's Friday night, hows about some of us hit the chats? there's enough people on that we can have some fun and serious* discussion tonight. *Serious discussion - discussion of good topics with a liberal amount of goofing off.

Oh I remember the software switch! LOL That was interesting... also remember the one and only time someone hacked the forums and everything had to be redone from scratch. That was a mess and a half. I personally didn't see the graffiti, but I seen the aftermath (believe me, I lost a few stories due to it). When the software switch occurred, my join date went from Feb 4, 2002 to Feb 3, 2002.

I believe it! If I remember correctly, someone trips over that there power cord pretty dang regularly. Have you guys taped it down yet or put a carpet over the stupid thing or something yet? What accidentally got deleted? I don't recall that happenin'. Recall the rest, but not the accidental deletion.

So who's up for a chat this evening? Anyone?

Looks to me like someone on the crew, or perhaps a few of them, couldn't spell. I've heard there is another misspelling to be found, I believe in one armed bandits.

Mufn, I meant was she 21 and holding? 29 and holding? LOL. I know she's older than that, I been here ten years and i'm 25!

I think most of us are like that!

Anyone want to throw MaryAnne an impromptu birthday party in the flash chat? I say it would be a good thing to be celebratin'.