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Official... Erik Jones to drive the #43 Richard Petty Motorsports Chevy https://nascar.nbcsports.com/2020/10/21/erik-jones-moving-to-moving-richard-petty-motorsports-in-2021/

Cooter's Girl.....season 6 When Bo and Luke are flying in a glider they look down and notice two guys in a pick-up truck run a car off the road. They land the glider and hop in the General Lee and go help the person in the car. That person is 18 year old Nancy Lou Nelson from Alabama and she is in Hazzard looking for a guy named Cooter Davenport. Bo and Luke told her that he was their close friend and Nancy Lou followed them to the Boar's Nest where they said he'd be on his lunch break. The guys in the truck, Collins and Morgan, got there first and started messing with Daisy and Jesse but Cooter stepped in and was in the middle of a bar room brawl when Nancy Lou arrived. The fight broke up and Nancy Lou told Cooter she was his daughter. She also mentioned that her grandparents broke her young parents up because Cooter was a wild, troublemaking fighter. Since she just witnessed the brawl Nancy Lou incorrectly concluded he hadn't changed and drove away. Cooter told the 4 Dukes he had kept his secret daughter from them all these years. He had run away with Beverly Hibbs but her parents had their marriage dissolved. Back in Hazzard, Boss was leading an exercise group for "Hazzard County Health Week" where he was making money on shirts, sweat bands and dietary supplements. Collins and Morgan showed up and bought land from him in Spruce Hills. They said it was for a sheep farm but they were planning on using it as a toxic waste dump. The 4 Dukes caught up with Cooter's daughter and explained that the brawl was no reflection on the real Cooter but things didn't go well the second time they met either. Collins and Morgan made trouble at Cooter's gas station and another fight happened. Nancy Lou was disappointed again. Morgan dropped his wallet so the boys went after them after the fight. Luke asked them a trick question about sheep farming and realized they were lying about their plans for Spruce Hills. After a meal at the Duke farm, Cooter and his daughter finally had a chance to bond. It didn't last because Enos and Rosco came to arrest Bo and Luke. Cooter defended them and the 3 got away after a chase. Nancy Lou decided to leave but Daisy's emotional speech about how great Cooter was changed her mind. Bo, Luke and Cooter went to Spruce Hills and after encountering armed guards knew something serious was going on. Bo and Luke went up in the glider to get a better look and ran out of wind so were forced to land. After they found out what was going on and the toxic waste trucks were nearly there, they called Cooter to jump the General Lee in to rescue them. Boss and Rosco found out about the waste and joined the fight to stop it. The Dukes got up in the air again and threw dynamite on a bridge just before the toxic trucks could reach their destination. Morgan and Collins went to jail and Cooter and Nancy Lou had a happy ending. -- Ben Jones once said this was his favorite episode. -- Jesse's tone of voice was funny when he told Nancy Lou "The law here in Hazzard....why....it's different!" -- When Nancy Lou saw the second fight Waylon said "Talk about bad timing. If it was raining soup, 'ole Cooter's bowl would be upside down." -- Boss was planning on locking the boys up and said "I'll have them picking weeds off the county highways 'till the year 2000" LOL That seemed like a long ways off. -- The Dukes used CB channel 17. Usually it's 22. But instead of saying breaker 17 or breaker 22 Cooter always says breaker 1.

As expected Chase Briscoe to take over the #14 Stewart Haas Racing Mustang for 2021 https://www.yahoo.com/autos/chase-briscoe-replace-bowyer-stewart-203817086.html Nascar reinstates Kyle Larson https://nascar.nbcsports.com/2020/10/19/nascar-clears-kyle-larson-to-return-to-sport-in-2021/ Joey Logano punched his ticket to the championship race with his win yesterday in Kansas. Kevin Harvick finished 2nd, Alex Bowman finished 3rd, Brad Keselowski 4th, Kyle Busch 5th, Chase Elliot 6th, Ryan Blaney 7th, William Byron 8th, Martin Truex jr 9th and Christopher Bell 10th.

Do you mean that because of your faulty mishap, Ralph Nader has that much more of a chance to be elected? Oh shoot, now we're in trouble! Shame on you!

In the current issue of Mopar Muscle, on newstands now through 09/14, there's a picture on page 8 of a German Shepard sittin' behind the wheel of a General Lee. It's a cute picture - the dog looks like he just pulled the car up and parked it. Anyhow, they got a caption contest goin' on for this photo - no big prize, but the winner gets their name in the magazine, and a small gift of some sort. Be fun to enter, just to get the braggin' rights if ya win. One more thing to add to yer resume' !

Hey Everyone! Well, I'll be heading out in the AM to Austin for 7 glorious days of fun! I'll still be checking this board and my email, so I wont be THAT far out of touch! LOL Talk to you all as soon as I get back! Dont do nothing I wouldnt do.. which doesnt leave much! Jax

If you like our pension plan, wait til you see our DENTAL plan! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Deputy Coltrane, have you seen my rusty pliers around here anywhere??

GAH! I'm gettin' the feelin' I should have read the fine print when I signed up for this gig. *checks papers* Hmmm.... what the hell is this about an "indentured servant" clause? And dammit MaryAnne, quit swearin' on the boards. Next thing ya know, we'll have people sayin' "@#$&*%!!" and "*&$%#*" and then I'll be here all night sweepin' up behind it because you'll be in Tahiti or somethin' on vacation. *checks papers again* Which, accordin' to this, you've accrued about 7 years in time off, while I've got a mandatory 7 years to put in...interestin' how that coincides. One more thing, 'xplain to me how this moderator pension plan works. 50 percent of 50 percent of 50 percent of our membership dues get divided up three ways...hey, we don't HAVE membership dues! I'd complain to the management, but somethin' tells me it would only get worse. AAAAHHH!!!

Vacation policy?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! How about this for a vacation: Damn near kill yourself working on this site and we might letcha have a couple of hours off. BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Vacation. What a great idea. I could do with two or three months off....yeah! Hey, MeadowMufn n' MaryAnne - what's the vacation policy 'round heah? Brian

Plenty! MUAHAHAHA.

Well shoot, NOW what are we gonna do?! Have a safe trip, Jax!