I know, some people have it tough. Speaking of tough, I don't know who I'm going to get to provie a report of the Daisy Duke contest at the Allen's Grove Boar's Nest this year. I was thinking MaryAnne would enter the Daisy Duke contest, but she's allergic to Wisconsin.
I can hear the poor feller now whenever his boss told him he had to do that: "Aww, how come I have to be the safety assistant? How come you always give me all the jobs that nobody else wants. I mean, what if one of those Daisy Duke look-alikes falls on me or bumps into me? That would be terrible. I'll have nightmares for weeks. Can't you get someone else to do it?" Poor feller.
I will be out of town starting 12/20, so before then would work for me. Yes, you read that right. I'm leaving Brian and MaryAnne in charge of HazzardNet for Christmas. That should strike fear into the heart of any reasonable person.