Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick.
Skipper (Waxing Duke's surfboard singing.):"Oh it's a long way to Hawaii but we're gonna go anyway! It's a long long way to Hawaii. But Duke will make it anyway." Duke shows up. "Oh hi Duke."
Duke Williams:"You wanna somethin' Captain?"
Skipper:"Well, I'm always interested in gathering information."
Duke Williams:"A redhead is a fickle piece of chick, and that's for sure!"
Skipper:"You know, I've always found it's only the brunettes you can trust."
Duke Williams:"Right. Just like I was telling Mary Ann before she turned in for the night."
Skipper:"She's not in her hut."
Duke Williams:"She's not?"
Skipper:"No."
Duke Williams:"Where is she?"
Skipper:"She's with Gilligan."
Duke Williams:"With Gilligan?"
Skipper:"In their usual place."
Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick.
Skipper:"Duke Williams, this is Ginger Grant and Mary Ann Summers. Gilligan was out fishing and this is what we landed."
Ginger:"What did you use for bait?" 😂