La Bamba (1987) Connie(Mom):"How could you do this to Ritchie!?" Bob:"To Ritchie!? I did this to me!"

Season 3 The Pigeon Skipper:"Gilligan, if Walter gets to Hawaii for us, we'll build him special cage just for the 2 of you!"

Season 3 The Kidnapper.  Mr. Wiley:"If I was a dame, I couldn't resist you!" Gilligan:"I could!" Skipper:"You stay outta this! Now, what were you saying Mr. Wiley?"

Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.???  Gilligan:"It's too bad we don't have a Captain of a boat." Skipper:"Gilligan, what is it you think I look like, a mermaid?" Gilligan:"Oh no Skipper. A mermaid has a long tail and- Oh yeah you're the Captain of the Minnow."

I know what you mean. It's been 46 years and I haven't been able to get tired of the Dukes. I have to admit though: I haven't been trying.