Please, enough about the hat you bought online. You ordered a hat off the internet, it wasn't as described, you named the seller and your mom fixed it. This is a Dukes of Hazzard forum, and yet you've felt the need to make at least 20 posts about a hat from another show.
They're not the only ones who changed the lines - I spotted at least three mistakes in yours. Please check your lyrics before posting, just like we've asked with your quotes. I Googled the lyrics to save having to retype them, and had to go to the second results page before I found the fully correct words. With so many wrong versions around, it'd be good if HazzardNet had them right.
Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
Staightnin' the curves (yeah)
Flatnin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em
But the law never will
Makin' their way
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more
Than the law will allow (woo)
Here's a video of the Alvin and the Chipmunks cover.