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X marks the spot on the treasure map of hazzard

Don't put Jesse's name on it. After he wins this race he is signing a big contract with Elon. Technology Is superior. The old ways are done. You will see what I mean when I rocket off the starting gate with the Muskcycle.

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver? I'll make you a bet Skipper. If I finish first you give me your Skipper hat. If you finish first I give you my red hat. If neither of us finish first no hats change hands. Bet or no bet? I have the best technology the world has ever seen attached to the Muskcycle so don't say you weren't warned. Technology cannot fail. It is superior to humans as you folks will find out during and after this race.

WAYLON Jennings (The Balladeer)

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ain't no VERICOSE VEINS in emma's sexy legs

Roger... Yer forgettin' one thing. Murphy's Law which applies here. Like Luke said in Repo Men "If anything can go wrong, you can be double damn sure it will." 😂 This is Hazzard County, if anything can go wrong, this is the place. 😂

I thought that too 'cause of the moustache. 😂

I just added a new type of fuel to my Moonshine Mauler! It's mostly made of shine and it makes a car go twice as fast! I'm going to try to market it as Uncle Jesse's Gas Treatment!

Rosco played a UKALALI when he thought Boss was going to send him to Hawaii!

None of the likenesses are great in that game, but that deputy looks more like Burt Reynolds and doesn't sound like Cletus.

It's not Rick Hurst's Deputy Cletus Hogg from the TV series voice in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. But that Deputy in this scene, is it supposed to be Deputy Cletus Hogg? Deputy:"Miss Daisy, I can't let you into Boss's office." Daisy:"Not even a tiny weenie little peek? I promise I won't be long." Deputy:"Ain't nothin' in the world gonna move me from this door Miss Daisy." (Dixie horn outside the Boars Nest.) Deputy:"Those durn Dukes, I'll git 'em!"

Sheriff Little doesn't TRUST Rosco to catch Chicken Pox. 😂

Well I know Daisy will kiss me at the end and ride around the track with me on my victory lap1 I was hoping Garrett would be coming by for the start of the race but if he doesn't show until later, it's up to him, to make up the distance! I guess we can start it tomorrow! Make sure everyone knows on the CB.....broadcast it! We'll start out at the Boar's Nest, as usual and then circle the track ( about a mile around) and see who ends up at the Finish first! ( At the Boar's Nest of course!) It's only a 400 lap and not a 500 lap race.....I'm not sure certain people can keep sober for 500 laps! LOL!!

hazzard had lots of SEXY women in it!

The Riddler

I think those two were probably the best actors on the show! Happy Birthday Sorrell !!

I never forget a birthday but sometimes I don't always look up which one it is so thanks for the tip. I'm sure that will be a very special day for Meadowmufn. I did however forget Boss and Abe's Hazzard BD but never wrote it down on my list. I wish they would have had other Hazzard Birthdays. Those were the only 2 I believe.

mysterious

We'll have to remember what would've been Jimmie's 100th birthday on July 26th.

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James Bond

the big RACE

Sorry Hobie but kisses on the CB aren't real kisses so I'll let it pass without a fight this time. They sounds like real kisses but lips have to actually make contact in order for them to count and she's on top of Iron Mountain. Which reminds me, I'm going to have to wait at the finish line for her to come down after my easy win to get that kiss. Are you sure it wasn't Grannie Annie who smooched you? Who we waiting for to get this started?

Thank for catching that Hoss! Impressive!