Hobie Hartkins

SNAKE harmon

benny the QUILL

rosco PURVIS coltrane

MELANIE Vincz played Lavinia
Bo was with Lucy Mae at Deak Clancy's hunting shack.

James Bond 

we're here for you ma'am.....feel free to reach out....anytime! We're all real tight here in Hazzard!  

Right now I'm listening to the entire Monkees discography
 
also hello hi I am still very much here, I've been busy job hunting again and have been not so good emotionally so I wasn't posting much anywhere😰😰

We certainly can't help with the job hunt but if you need picked up emotionally just pop a Dukes episode in and after you watch it jump on the HazzardNet and tell us how good it made you feel. Sure helps me anytime I'm feeling down. 
 

For the first time in the race Jesse takes the lead. And the timing couldn't have been better. Emma made it down from Iron Mountain on her back up dirt bike just in time to stop at the intersection to watch the race. And what a sight it was to see her man in the lead on her very own postal dirt bike. 
She caught the corner of Jesse's eye and distracted him. He looked at her with a big smile and gave her a thumbs up and she blew him a kiss. It was such a distraction that he didn't notice a big rock. He hit it and it threw his bike off to the side and Skipper passed him with the Minnow in tow. Jesse's Yamaha then ran into the dirt where it hit another rock with such force that it catapulted him and the bike into the air and two seconds later, right into the Minnow. Lucky for him and the Yamaha they both landed on the pile of life jackets unharmed but clearly out of the race......
.......or were they? It would be unwise to ever count out crafty and wise Jesse Duke. 

Hobie snaps out of an alcohol induced snooze and sees Uncle Jesse passing him but he is  still on  Jesse's  rear bumper and about to pass him!  Hobie has  2 more jugs of shine to drink AND to put into the Moonshine Mauler's tank.......this town drunk means business!   ( He's looking around for Garrett.....that guy is sneaky and beat everybody last years....so....!!!)

possum on a GUM bush!

possum on a GUM bush!

hazzard county is wilder than any ZOO i've ever seen

take 'ER EASY greezy

Hobie finally sees his chance and he floors it and takes a big swig of his special shine!  He's starting to feel it but that's ok....he's passed Meadow, Roger and somebody that....looked like Hoss?? Anyway,  he isn't going to let Garrett's surprise move take him out of it! Hobie puts the heel to the steel and passes everybody....but...he's feeling it and starts coughing....and ....his allergies start acting up. He has just passed Garrett ( he owed the guy one for beating him last year!  ) He doesn't know how much longer he can hold on to  the lead, now that he's got it. ......

Hobie takes another sip of shine ( you never waste a sip!) LOL! , and he passes everybody with his specially formulated  super charged shine .....everybody except Meadow and Daisy ( He's too busy looking at them.....!!    )  and then he sees he's going to have to really get it in gear because Garrett and Roger have just about passed him! ( That's when Hobie realizes he should've paid more attention to those two in the locker room before the race.....they were obviously making plans and conspiring to beat him! )  

Hobie takes another sip of shine ( you never waste a sip!) LOL! , and he passes everybody with his specially formulated  super charged shine .....everybody except Meadow and Daisy ( He's too busy looking at them.....!!    )  and then he sees he's going to have to really get it in gear because Garrett and Roger have just about passed him! ( That's when Hobie realizes he should've paid more attention to those two in the locker room before the race.....they were obviously making plans and conspiring to beat him! )  

BOSS BIG BILLIE tucker 

Feeling the freedom of no one in view, Garrett allows his car to slow a bit to give the powerful engine a rest a bit while resting back into his leather seat. He finally glances into his rear view mirror and his heart skips a beat as he sees Jesse's vehicle come across the curve and into view. Sitting up in his seat he presses the accelerator down forcefully the car jolts forward with increase speed. "Eat my dirt, Jesse," he says aloud with a confident smile. 

With newfound confidence Jesse passes Meadowmufn, who had stolen Rosco's sheriff's car and then Hoss. Hoss probably would be faster but his Formula 1 car is so low to the ground that it scrapes bottom a lot since the Hazzard roads aren't as smooth as F1 tracks. As he was passing him, Jesse thought to himself that Hoss would have a better chance next year if he installed a lift kit. A monster truck F1 car in the Moonshine 400 would be pretty cool. 
But there was nobody else in sight in front of him after those two passes. Where is Skipper, Garrett and Hobie he wondered. Hopefully they will be popping into view right after he straightened the next curve and flattened the next hill. The 2-stroke Yamaha was running in top form. 

Y'all beat me again with reporting NASCAR news. But I did find this video: 
 

You really don't

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Sepsis- 
a serious condition resulting from the presence of harmful microorganisms in the blood or other tissues and the body’s response to their presence, potentially leading to the malfunctioning of various organs, shock, and death. someone gets sepsis, it is a life-threatening condition caused by the body's extreme response to an infection. Symptoms may include fast breathing, fever, confusion, severe pain, and discolored skin. If not treated quickly, sepsis can lead to septic shock, organ failure, or death. Treatment for sepsis requires immediate hospitalization, where patients typically receive intravenous (IV) antibiotics and may need to be placed in the intensive care unit (ICU) for close monitoring and specialized care. Early treatment significantly improves the chances of survival. 

That says a mouthful right there!  You NEVER know.......

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.