Hobie Hartkins

OK folks......the racers are starting their engines and the crowd is going wild......maybe from  Jesse's Shine....??  ....anyway....Hobie is at the starting line with The Moonshine Mauler and he has a tankful AND a snoot full!! There no way cousin Roger, Hoss or anybody else is going to beat him! ....
AND THEY"RE OFF!!! Hobie is throwing up mud and chunks of dirty with his knobby tires and is flying down  the straightway of the starting line! 
I don't see anybody even CLOSE to me and I'm making good time, wth my Mauler !! This might be an easy win! I'm about to open my 3rd beer in a min. and crank up some Marshall Tucker on my stereo!   

the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time. 
Hazzard Time is the best time!    We can start it now and it can be going for who knows how long? This is what makes Hazzard so great! Very few constraints!  We can get by with stuff most people can't !!

I think I know exactly what you are talking about. https://fb.watch/H1W-gBwOaI/? Hopefully this link works it’s a full 25 minute tour. If anyone wants to check it out on google maps or anything the address is publicly posted as “1181 Morrison Campground Rd, Kingston, GA 30145” they were open in February but I’m not sure how often. Here are some pictures from Facebook

It's great to see folks keeping Hazzard going. 

I caught up with everybody as soon as I saw you were going to be ok.  I think your woman may have been guilty of nipping  at the Hooch I keep on Pit Road! LOL!  I'm way out in the boon docks now and I'm passing most everybody! I might have  to make a pit stop and put some of Jesse's Finest in my tank! I think I saw Burl Toliver out on his place, doing some fencing......I thought he was going to be in this race! 

Jesse noticed Hobie slowing down and was insulted.
"I don't need no charity! I was the dang fool who trusted all this tech garbage!"
He looked up on top of Iron Mountain and noticed a puff of smoke. Emma's computer must have blown up too. Lucky for Jesse, the heat from the explosion melted the plastic fasteners and the charred computer fell off. 
"Good! It's just me and the motorcycle. Just like the old days with me and my '38 Silver Streak. Now it's time to catch back up. Looks like Skipper is way ahead now that Hobie slowed down" 

Hobie looked back at the commotion caused by Jesse and his buddy Elon and decided to be a good sport,  so he just smiled and  waved at them while he slowed up to wait for them!

To quote a famous philosopher, 
"I love it, I love it, khee, khee!" 
-Sheriff RPC

This is it 100%. He had it open on valentines day and I drove my charger by there and hung out for awhile.  Lots of good folks that I personally know came by. It's a really neat place

I agree with you 100 percent Hoss. Daisy and Emma are natural beauties....even though the red bikini picture of Emma didn't sell as well as the red bikini picture of Daisy I still liked them equally. Both way hotter than silicone additives. 

Jesse had been looking forward to this for weeks, a chance to impress Emma and show her he can embrace technology. 
At first he had been pretty skeptical of all the tech on the Muskcycle but Elon and Emma had shown him the light....andd just before the starting gun he was more convinced than ever that the tech will come through and he would win easily and get that kiss. 
BANG the starting gun went off. 
Jesse twisted the throttle and let the clutch out, anticipating riding a wheelie the first 300 feet while running through the first 3 or 4 gears. 
The next thing you know there was a second loud bang. But it wasn't the starting gun going off again. It was Elon's computer that was hooked up to the engine of the dirt bike blowing up. Thankfully Jesse wasn't hurt but the dirt bike stalled out and never even crossed the start line. 
"Ding Dang! I should have know better that to trust this contraption!" 

OK folks......the racers are starting their engines and the crowd is going wild......maybe from  Jesse's Shine....??  ....anyway....Hobie is at the starting line with The Moonshine Mauler and he has a tankful AND a snoot full!! There no way cousin Roger, Hoss or anybody else is going to beat him! ....
AND THEY"RE OFF!!! Hobie is throwing up mud and chunks of dirty with his knobby tires and is flying down  the straightway of the starting line! 
I don't see anybody even CLOSE to me and I'm making good time, wth my Mauler !! This might be an easy win! I'm about to open my 3rd beer in a min. and crank up some Marshall Tucker on my stereo!   

the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time. 
Hazzard Time is the best time!    We can start it now and it can be going for who knows how long? This is what makes Hazzard so great! Very few constraints!  We can get by with stuff most people can't !!

OK fellow Hazzardites! I'm here for the race! I've got The Moonshine Mauler's tank filled and I've plenty of Natural Ice in the cab of my truck AND my secret Uncle Jesse formula for the booze I just put in my tank! I"M READY!!!! How about the rest of you guys?

I just looked her up.......she doesn't LOOK fake....just make up....I'd give her a 9 or 10!  

She's got to be one of the most fake-looking people I've seen in ages. Far too much obvious plastic surgery. She looked better before.

I just looked her up. 
I wouldn't give her a second look if she was standing beside Emma Tisdale. 

I still don't understand how that surgically adjusted look ever became considered in any way attractive. Natural beauty is always so much better.

They done learned me real good in that there school I done been to!  

DIXIE was Daisy's Jeep!

my compurter is acting up but I'm going to try to make it.  This smells like Shi.......Murphy's law!   This is Hazzard! 

my compurter is acting up but I'm going to try to make it.  This smells like Shi.......Murphy's law!   This is Hazzard! 

hazzard ZOOM meetings are in cars, not on computers. 

YIPPEE! (Reaction to Dukes being on TV)

BTW. Y'all have some interesting spellings of varicose and ukulele. 

ain't no VERICOSE VEINS in emma's sexy legs