Hobie Hartkins

Watching out for it should be pretty easy. It will be the only competitor pulling a yacht. It's pretty hard to miss something like that. You don't see it every day. 

It's easy to find. It's the only car lot in the county where all the cars are red. 

I think those  two  were probably the best actors on the show!
Happy Birthday  Sorrell !!  

OK, I've practiced, tuned up the Moonshine Mauler and added Uncle Jesse's special shine and put some of my own "  Back 40 Hooch "  in the  cab of the truck, just in case I need it! NOW.......when does this thing get started? I think it should be this coming  Saturday about 7pm central time.....what do you guys think?

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver?
He must be! Everybody talks about him!

Hey Garrett! You going to be in the Moonshine 400? It's set for Sat. at 7 pm. central  time.....unless you guys want to make a different time/day!   I'm ready! I've been practicing  on the back 40 behind my car lot!  

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver?
He must be! Everybody talks about him!

Don't put Jesse's name on it. After he wins this race he is signing a big contract with Elon. Technology Is superior. The old ways are done. You will see what I mean when I rocket off the starting gate with the Muskcycle. 

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver?
I'll make you a bet Skipper. If I finish first you give me your Skipper hat. If you finish first I give you my red hat. If neither of us finish first no hats change hands. Bet or no bet? 
I have the best technology the world has ever seen attached to the Muskcycle so don't say you weren't warned. Technology cannot fail. It is superior to humans as you folks will find out during and after this race. 

I just added a new type of fuel to my Moonshine Mauler! It's mostly made of shine and it makes a car go twice as fast!  I'm going to try to market it as Uncle Jesse's  Gas Treatment!  

I just added a new type of fuel to my Moonshine Mauler! It's mostly made of shine and it makes a car go twice as fast!  I'm going to try to market it as Uncle Jesse's  Gas Treatment!  

Well I know Daisy will kiss me at the end and ride around the track with me on my victory lap1   I was hoping Garrett would be coming by for the start of the race but if he doesn't show until later, it's up to him, to make up the distance!  I guess we can start it tomorrow! Make sure everyone knows on the CB.....broadcast it!  We'll start out at the Boar's Nest, as usual and then circle the track ( about a mile around) and see who ends up at the Finish first! ( At the Boar's Nest of course!) It's only a 400 lap and not a 500 lap race.....I'm not sure certain people can keep sober for 500 laps! LOL!!  

Hobie already got a kiss from her as he took off from the starting line! ( That's in case his kiss with Daisy doesn't happen!  ) I gave her a Moonshine Kiss......she likes my Moon recipe, says I make THE best shine! NOW!! A little more prep on my machine and on with the race! Maybe I shouldn't have given Emma a Moonshine kiss.....1.  NOW I'll need to concentrate on winning the race and... 2. watching my back for Cousin  Roger's Revenge ........Cousin Roger's Revenge.....sounds like one of those Sat. evening shows down at the movies!!   3. Emma might like my shine so much she becomes an alcoholic!    

HEY!! Somebody needs to holler at Garrett and tell him the race is going to be in about 24-26 hrs....!! That's why I'm working myself to death getting my Manifolds re-worked and my  over head cams  cleaned!! I might let you guys know  more about my special fuel additive later on.....when it's too late to do anything about it! Ha! Ha!!     I'm putting in new plugs and air filter and even a new oil filter!!!

You've never really seen me drive, when I'm lit ,hot shot!  Once Emma sees me feeding you my dust, she'll be all over me!!    ( actually I'm hoping to catch Daisy's attention!!  LOL!   )......You better bring your big boy pants and every horsepower you can muster.......I've got  special fuel designed to make my engine run faster than anybody's!!     

This is going to be a good year for the MS400!!   

hazzard had lots of SEXY women in it!

Well I know Daisy will kiss me at the end and ride around the track with me on my victory lap1   I was hoping Garrett would be coming by for the start of the race but if he doesn't show until later, it's up to him, to make up the distance!  I guess we can start it tomorrow! Make sure everyone knows on the CB.....broadcast it!  We'll start out at the Boar's Nest, as usual and then circle the track ( about a mile around) and see who ends up at the Finish first! ( At the Boar's Nest of course!) It's only a 400 lap and not a 500 lap race.....I'm not sure certain people can keep sober for 500 laps! LOL!!  

Sweet! I'm definitely going back. Hopefully one of the big events will be a weekend I have nothing else going on. 

I’m over a month late to this but I just made my second visit to cooters in Luray on May 1st. I was passing through anyway so it was a perfect stop to eat and rest. It was my first time trying the restaurant but it was amazing. Unfortunately all the events were happening at the Nashville location but it’s always an awesome visit. I’m exhausted as well we did 3,000 miles.

I sure hope so! Though Sunday's race doesn't give me much hope for my own. HA (Elliott finished 24th this past Sunday...)

It's like Cooter said ....he helped people on the set. He just knew what was right! 

TDOH is the Quintessential tv show!

Hobie already got a kiss from her as he took off from the starting line! ( That's in case his kiss with Daisy doesn't happen!  ) I gave her a Moonshine Kiss......she likes my Moon recipe, says I make THE best shine! NOW!! A little more prep on my machine and on with the race! Maybe I shouldn't have given Emma a Moonshine kiss.....1.  NOW I'll need to concentrate on winning the race and... 2. watching my back for Cousin  Roger's Revenge ........Cousin Roger's Revenge.....sounds like one of those Sat. evening shows down at the movies!!   3. Emma might like my shine so much she becomes an alcoholic!    

you got that right! Me and the Moonshine Mauler mean business!! We're gonna mop up the road with you guys and then party on Hobie's shine after, at the Boar's Nest!