Hobie Hartkins

Jesse is here sitting on the dirt bike and his only job is to put the kick stand up when the race starts. Everything is going to be done remotely by Elon in his office and by Emma who is looking down from the peak of Iron Mountain. This is going to be an easy win for Team Tisdale. 
The bike has been programed by the biggest tech genius in the history of the world and it's only command is to win the race at all costs. Emma's role is actually pretty minimal. She is really only going to be there to make minor adjustments and take the remote controls as a back up  if something goes wrong.....but that is not likely to happen because technology is superior to humans and nothing can possibly go wrong. The race is in the bag. Jesse can sit back, relax and let the Elon Muskcycle do all the work. High tech is gonna shine in the Moonshine 400. You people who are stupid enough to not believe in technology are gonna learn how superior it is. 

Hey, I'm 59!  ( 8/31/65) me and you are the same age!! WOW!!! didn't know! 

Did you watch the WURTH 400 in Texas? That was ok but neither one of  my drivers won!

Hey Garrett! It's good to see you bud! Hey, just remember OUR race, the  Moonshine 400! Remember last year? You were the winner!    This year you will need to  defend your championship! I plan on giving The Moonshine Mauler an extra .....uh special tune up.....just to make sure you don't rough me up right at the last, like you did last year! LOL!   Not only will you need to guard against me but cousin Roger and his unequaled skill,  of driving with only one hand......while chugging Buttermilk straight from the carton!!  LOL!  
 

Well....I'm here at the starting line and I'm gunning my Mauler's engine, to warm up! I'm about to take off and I'm waiting on everybody to show up! I'd hate to win by forfeit! LOL!   It looks like I may not have to worry about Garrett beating me this year......don't know about the rest of you! I got Daisy and Emma on my side! LOL! ( Roger doesn't even know....or have a clue!  ) 

Well....I'm here at the starting line and I'm gunning my Mauler's engine, to warm up! I'm about to take off and I'm waiting on everybody to show up! I'd hate to win by forfeit! LOL!   It looks like I may not have to worry about Garrett beating me this year......don't know about the rest of you! I got Daisy and Emma on my side! LOL! ( Roger doesn't even know....or have a clue!  ) 

HEY!! Somebody needs to holler at Garrett and tell him the race is going to be in about 24-26 hrs....!! That's why I'm working myself to death getting my Manifolds re-worked and my  over head cams  cleaned!! I might let you guys know  more about my special fuel additive later on.....when it's too late to do anything about it! Ha! Ha!!     I'm putting in new plugs and air filter and even a new oil filter!!!

You've never really seen me drive, when I'm lit ,hot shot!  Once Emma sees me feeding you my dust, she'll be all over me!!    ( actually I'm hoping to catch Daisy's attention!!  LOL!   )......You better bring your big boy pants and every horsepower you can muster.......I've got  special fuel designed to make my engine run faster than anybody's!!     

This is going to be a good year for the MS400!!   

probably so.....We serve tea hot but mostly cold.  I couldn't tell you the last time I had hot tea.

This was great! I think Hobie, Cooter and a few other characters ( us!  )  in Hazzard need to work on building a highway straight from you ( Hoss) , to us!   It was funny when he talked about the "Knobs". You guys have neat ways of expressing things!  The highway can even be part of next years Moonshine Run!  Do you guys have Moon over there? What's it called?

I don't know if this is allowed or not because it's not known by anybody, but,....... 
Spiral notebook
I write notes from the books I read and I read over the notebooks every day  ( so I remember what I read)  and right now I'm reading in my purple notebook ( I have ones with green, blue and black covers too) 

Here's a short video with Stephen Fry explaining what he thinks are the differences British and American comedy. They're certainly very different, but both can be very funny. Watching the "Americans React" videos has shown me how few British comedies most American have seen and how it takes a while to get used to the different tone before they get into them and appreciate them. I hope I'm encouraging some of you to look at shows from outside the US.
 

Purple

You have just sealed your doom Hobie. Even thinking about kissing my woman is a kiss of death for you and your stupid car. I have something special for you. By the time me and Elon are done modifying the dirt bike it's going to be more dangerous than the mean green machine. 
Emma's honor needs defended and I'm just the man to do it. Enjoy your last place trophy. 

HA!! We don't care about Elon or  whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side!  We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you!  

Tammy Wynette........Our D-i-v-o-r-c-e- becomes final today...........

HA!! We don't care about Elon or  whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side!  We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you!  

An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year!  I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the  race   and if I start running low on gas, instead  of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road.  You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!!  He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick!  I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!!    ....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! 

Yes....I've started a  thread......where are you cousin Roger?  Are you planning some  Dirty Double Dealings out there on the  road?? I'm prepared for 3D !! ( Dirty Double Dealings) ....LOL!!      

An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year!  I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the  race   and if I start running low on gas, instead  of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road.  You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!!  He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick!  I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!!    ....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! 

You should start a new thread titled 2026 Moonshine 400. 
Let the trash talking begin. I have a lot to say about how I am going to leave you in my dust. 

Right now I'm watching the Reds and the Cubs.....gotta go with the Cubs...I'm old school.....Better Dead then Red!!
I'm going to watch DOH here in a bit and then go to bed and watch it there like I always do! I'm on season 7 right now.....what season is everybody else on? I usually watch DOH at night,  in bed,  before sleep. What are your watching habits?
I'm jumping between this game and the Brewers,,....naturally they're ( The Brewers)  one of my favorite teams....lol!   

None of that stuff will help ya! I'm working on a new engine for the Mauler......it can run on gas or Shine!  That way if I start to run low, i'll  just share what I'm drinking with the engine.....and we'll ( me and my engine/car  ) be the first ones across the finish line!   

you better watch it cousin Roger.....those types like Elon are famous for stealing away fickle young girls like Emma!