Preparation H says on the tube "do not take this orally" Well, unless you'd been under a rock fer all ya life everybody knows ya don't eat it. Whoever did musta had indigestion to the extreme.
Ijit- the southren way ta say idiot, used by Rosco often Jumpin Jehosaphat and Judias Priest on a pony- used to express th oh crap, or that cain't be good feelin
Morris is a widely accepted term fer moorish dance, and yes, it's a english folk dance that differs by regions and areas. It's ok ta be curious Roger, you never know untill ye ast.