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This is it 100%. He had it open on valentines day and I drove my charger by there and hung out for awhile. Lots of good folks that I personally know came by. It's a really neat place

I still don't understand how that surgically adjusted look ever became considered in any way attractive. Natural beauty is always so much better.

"10-4 Thanks Skipper but the only tour I'm interested is the tour of the winner's circle with Emma planting a kiss on my cheek. But I don't really have much chance of winning now. I was stupid and trusted that tech junk when I should have known better. Maybe she will give me a sympathy kiss." In the meantime, Emma had given up on tech too after her computer blew up along with the one hooked to Jesse's dirt bike. Since there was no way she could use her remote control back up, she hopped on her other dirt bike and started down Iron Mountain, hoping to make it to the finish line before the race ended. She knew Jesse would need consoling after what he had been through.

Jesse got up to speed on the dirt bike but was way behind everybody. All he could see was a cloud of dust. He knew Hobie was somewhere up there, along with Skipper, Garrett, Hoss, Meadowmufn and everybody else but had he no idea who was in what place. All he knew was how embarrassed he was that he trusted technology. He had always taught the kids that simplicity is always the best policy and here he was, a full grown man who got taken in by the shiney new toy of technology. Now was his chance to prove to himself, Emma and the rest of Hazzard that races can be won on nothing but skill. And in his day, Jesse was the fastest motorcycle racer in North Georgia.

Jesse noticed Hobie slowing down and was insulted. "I don't need no charity! I was the dang fool who trusted all this tech garbage!" He looked up on top of Iron Mountain and noticed a puff of smoke. Emma's computer must have blown up too. Lucky for Jesse, the heat from the explosion melted the plastic fasteners and the charred computer fell off. "Good! It's just me and the motorcycle. Just like the old days with me and my '38 Silver Streak. Now it's time to catch back up. Looks like Skipper is way ahead now that Hobie slowed down"

It's great to see folks keeping Hazzard going.

Hobie looked back at the commotion caused by Jesse and his buddy Elon and decided to be a good sport, so he just smiled and waved at them while he slowed up to wait for them!

Jesse had been looking forward to this for weeks, a chance to impress Emma and show her he can embrace technology. At first he had been pretty skeptical of all the tech on the Muskcycle but Elon and Emma had shown him the light....andd just before the starting gun he was more convinced than ever that the tech will come through and he would win easily and get that kiss. BANG the starting gun went off. Jesse twisted the throttle and let the clutch out, anticipating riding a wheelie the first 300 feet while running through the first 3 or 4 gears. The next thing you know there was a second loud bang. But it wasn't the starting gun going off again. It was Elon's computer that was hooked up to the engine of the dirt bike blowing up. Thankfully Jesse wasn't hurt but the dirt bike stalled out and never even crossed the start line. "Ding Dang! I should have know better that to trust this contraption!"

I agree with you 100 percent Hoss. Daisy and Emma are natural beauties....even though the red bikini picture of Emma didn't sell as well as the red bikini picture of Daisy I still liked them equally. Both way hotter than silicone additives.

OK folks......the racers are starting their engines and the crowd is going wild......maybe from Jesse's Shine....?? ....anyway....Hobie is at the starting line with The Moonshine Mauler and he has a tankful AND a snoot full!! There no way cousin Roger, Hoss or anybody else is going to beat him! .... AND THEY"RE OFF!!! Hobie is throwing up mud and chunks of dirty with his knobby tires and is flying down the straightway of the starting line! I don't see anybody even CLOSE to me and I'm making good time, wth my Mauler !! This might be an easy win! I'm about to open my 3rd beer in a min. and crank up some Marshall Tucker on my stereo!

the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time. Hazzard Time is the best time! We can start it now and it can be going for who knows how long? This is what makes Hazzard so great! Very few constraints! We can get by with stuff most people can't !!

my compurter is acting up but I'm going to try to make it. This smells like Shi.......Murphy's law! This is Hazzard!

CHARLES CYPHERS played Bumper in 'Limo One is Missing'.

I have an astronomy club meeting Saturday evening but you can start without me at 7:00 central time. I'll catch up later that night. It doesn't really matter anyways because with the technologically superior Muskcycle Jesse couldn't lose if he tried so we all know who is winning this. Besides, the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time.

hazzard ZOOM meetings are in cars, not on computers.

Watching out for it should be pretty easy. It will be the only competitor pulling a yacht. It's pretty hard to miss something like that. You don't see it every day.

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver? He must be! Everybody talks about him!

YIPPEE! (Reaction to Dukes being on TV) BTW. Y'all have some interesting spellings of varicose and ukulele.

From what I've googled, she was an ice hockey player before retiring at 19 due to injury to pursue a career as a model and social media personality.

I just looked her up. I wouldn't give her a second look if she was standing beside Emma Tisdale.

She's got to be one of the most fake-looking people I've seen in ages. Far too much obvious plastic surgery. She looked better before.

Don't put Jesse's name on it. After he wins this race he is signing a big contract with Elon. Technology Is superior. The old ways are done. You will see what I mean when I rocket off the starting gate with the Muskcycle.

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver? I'll make you a bet Skipper. If I finish first you give me your Skipper hat. If you finish first I give you my red hat. If neither of us finish first no hats change hands. Bet or no bet? I have the best technology the world has ever seen attached to the Muskcycle so don't say you weren't warned. Technology cannot fail. It is superior to humans as you folks will find out during and after this race.

I just added a new type of fuel to my Moonshine Mauler! It's mostly made of shine and it makes a car go twice as fast! I'm going to try to market it as Uncle Jesse's Gas Treatment!

None of the likenesses are great in that game, but that deputy looks more like Burt Reynolds and doesn't sound like Cletus.

Well I know Daisy will kiss me at the end and ride around the track with me on my victory lap1 I was hoping Garrett would be coming by for the start of the race but if he doesn't show until later, it's up to him, to make up the distance! I guess we can start it tomorrow! Make sure everyone knows on the CB.....broadcast it! We'll start out at the Boar's Nest, as usual and then circle the track ( about a mile around) and see who ends up at the Finish first! ( At the Boar's Nest of course!) It's only a 400 lap and not a 500 lap race.....I'm not sure certain people can keep sober for 500 laps! LOL!!

To quote a famous philosopher, "I love it, I love it, khee, khee!" -Sheriff RPC

Sweet! I'm definitely going back. Hopefully one of the big events will be a weekend I have nothing else going on.

I think I know exactly what you are talking about. https://fb.watch/H1W-gBwOaI/? Hopefully this link works it’s a full 25 minute tour. If anyone wants to check it out on google maps or anything the address is publicly posted as “1181 Morrison Campground Rd, Kingston, GA 30145” they were open in February but I’m not sure how often. Here are some pictures from Facebook

Sheriff ROSCO P. Coltrane

Tara PRESTON played Cindy Lou in 'Deputy Dukes'.

Skipper checks his mirror. Spots Uncle Jesse back there coming up fast. He calls him on the CB. "Hey Uncle Jesse, if you win, I'll take you on a 3 hour tour to my island to see Gilligan and the rest of the gang.

I caught up with everybody as soon as I saw you were going to be ok. I think your woman may have been guilty of nipping at the Hooch I keep on Pit Road! LOL! I'm way out in the boon docks now and I'm passing most everybody! I might have to make a pit stop and put some of Jesse's Finest in my tank! I think I saw Burl Toliver out on his place, doing some fencing......I thought he was going to be in this race!

possum HOLLOW

OK fellow Hazzardites! I'm here for the race! I've got The Moonshine Mauler's tank filled and I've plenty of Natural Ice in the cab of my truck AND my secret Uncle Jesse formula for the booze I just put in my tank! I"M READY!!!! How about the rest of you guys?

She's one of my celebrity crushes. 🥰 🔥 🥵

FARMER Perkins

DIXIE was Daisy's Jeep!

BB davenport

Hey Garrett! You going to be in the Moonshine 400? It's set for Sat. at 7 pm. central time.....unless you guys want to make a different time/day! I'm ready! I've been practicing on the back 40 behind my car lot!

OK, I've practiced, tuned up the Moonshine Mauler and added Uncle Jesse's special shine and put some of my own " Back 40 Hooch " in the cab of the truck, just in case I need it! NOW.......when does this thing get started? I think it should be this coming Saturday about 7pm central time.....what do you guys think?

That's awesome! I am glad your Chase had a better race.

Roger... Yer forgettin' one thing. Murphy's Law which applies here. Like Luke said in Repo Men "If anything can go wrong, you can be double damn sure it will." 😂 This is Hazzard County, if anything can go wrong, this is the place. 😂

It's not Rick Hurst's Deputy Cletus Hogg from the TV series voice in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. But that Deputy in this scene, is it supposed to be Deputy Cletus Hogg? Deputy:"Miss Daisy, I can't let you into Boss's office." Daisy:"Not even a tiny weenie little peek? I promise I won't be long." Deputy:"Ain't nothin' in the world gonna move me from this door Miss Daisy." (Dixie horn outside the Boars Nest.) Deputy:"Those durn Dukes, I'll git 'em!"

I think those two were probably the best actors on the show! Happy Birthday Sorrell !!

I forgot to tell you it was a good Saturday for my favorite racer named Chase too. Chase Sexton of Team Green Kawasaki won the last Supercross (inside footall stadiums) race of the season. They now move on to motocross (outdoors).

I’m over a month late to this but I just made my second visit to cooters in Luray on May 1st. I was passing through anyway so it was a perfect stop to eat and rest. It was my first time trying the restaurant but it was amazing. Unfortunately all the events were happening at the Nashville location but it’s always an awesome visit. I’m exhausted as well we did 3,000 miles.

HEY!! Somebody needs to holler at Garrett and tell him the race is going to be in about 24-26 hrs....!! That's why I'm working myself to death getting my Manifolds re-worked and my over head cams cleaned!! I might let you guys know more about my special fuel additive later on.....when it's too late to do anything about it! Ha! Ha!! I'm putting in new plugs and air filter and even a new oil filter!!!

This is going to be a good year for the MS400!!

You have just sealed your doom Hobie. Even thinking about kissing my woman is a kiss of death for you and your stupid car. I have something special for you. By the time me and Elon are done modifying the dirt bike it's going to be more dangerous than the mean green machine. Emma's honor needs defended and I'm just the man to do it. Enjoy your last place trophy.