Skipper Duke Posted June 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 (Season 3 Where There's a Will) Mrs. Howell:"Thurston those people out there are your friends!" Mr. Howell:"Friends!? Do friends shoot arrows at you, throw you to bottomless pit, try and crush you with a boulder!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 (Season 3 Where There's a Will) Mr. Howell:"I know I'm an obnoxious overbearing old bore, and the only reason people care about me is because I'm rich!" Mrs. Howell:"You’re not an old bore…that’s what I’ve been telling people for years!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 About Society Brand Hat Co. A friend he said:"I don't think charging 199 for a hat is making things affordable! Not a whole lot would pay that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 Happy Father's Day. Alan Hale, Jr had four children as well as Bob Denver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 (Season 1 How to Be a Hero) Mr. Howell:"Show a little knee." Skipper starts to show knee. Mr. Howell:"Not you Skipper! Mary Ann! Cheesecake!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 (Season 2 Hi-Fi Gilligan) Professor:"Gilligan, you are jamming the radio! Don't you understand? Why don't you go back in the hut?" Gilligan:(Gestures a fat man by holding hands out in front him.) Professor:"I see. You're keeping the Skipper awake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Being a fan of both... As much as it pains me and I hate to say it much less even think it... But don't be surprised if the way this crazy world is, it cancels Gilligan's Island reruns for violence cuz of the Skipper always smacking Gilligan's head, stomach or butt with that hat, or for not having black guest stars or blacks in the regular main cast. Or if they cancel The Andy Griffith Show reruns for having no blacks in the guest spots or main cast. Yeah the disclaimer at the start of GI reruns. They can also do that for TAGS too. But that means nothing. If enough people find fault with it to b**** about the show they might take the show off. They could have put the disclaimer with Dukes about the flag but rather then do that they chose to remove the reruns. Sad when the only guaranteed way people can watch TV is on DVD/CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 (edited) (Season 1 Physical Fatness) Skipper:"Somewhere in this Navy Regulations Manual is a table that tells me how much I should weigh." Gilligan:"Maybe it's under tonnage." Edited June 23, 2022 by Skipper Duke Forgot the s on Regulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 (Season 1 Physical Fatness) Mary Ann:"Spoonful of crab." Ginger:"Spoonful of pineapple." Mary Ann:"Spoonful of crab..." Skipper:"Girls! Must you feed him in front of me!?" Mary Ann & Ginger:"No Skipper. We could go somewhere else." Skipper:"Wait a minute! At least I can smell the food! Even if my stomach isn't happy, my nose is happy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 (edited) (Season 1 Physical Fatness) Gilligan:"Skipper, that scale only goes up to 200 pounds." Skipper:"I know Gilligan. Therefore, I don't have have anything to worry about. Oh."(starts to step on scale, takes off cap and ring gives them to Gilligan to hold.) Edited June 23, 2022 by Skipper Duke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 (Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged) Mr. Howell:"A kondi bite a Howell? He wouldn't dare." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 (Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged) Mr. Howell:"Ahh 2 Howells in 1 day! There must be joy in bug ville!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 (Alf Series episode Alf on Gilligan's Island/Somewhere Over the Rerun) Alf:(Sleeping against a palm tree. He wakes up.)"I must've slept thru the night." (He stretches.)"Ahh. Hey. Where's my shovel? Where's my house" Gilligan:"Skipper! Skipper! Could I fish too!?" Alf:"It's Gilligan. The Skipper too." Skipper:"Shhh! Gilligan, you'll scare the fish!" Gilligan(drops tackle box on Skipper's foot.)Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Shhh! You'll scare the fish!" Skipper(smacks Gilligan with hat.) Alf:"I'm here on Gilligan's Isle!" Gilligan(casts his fishing line into the Lagoon, after unknowingly snatching Skipper's hat off with it first.) Skipper:"Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Skipper, what happened to your hat?" Skipper:"You're using it for bait!" Alf:(Muffled laughter.) Gilligan:"I'll get it back for you Skipper. Don't worry. Here."(Pulls the hat back to shore, puts it on Skipper's head. The hat is now sopping wet. It pours all over Skipper.) Skipper:"Gilligan! You idiot!"(Snatches off Gilligan's own hat, and smacks him with it.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" Alf:"Ha ha ha! You guys are hilarious! Encore! Encore! Yeah!" Skipper:"Who are you!?" Alf:"I'm Alf. Your biggest fan! I worship the sand you walk on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 (Season 3 Take a Dare) Gilligan:"I got an idea. When we get close enough to him, let's yell!" Skipper:"What? So he can hear us!?" Gilligan:"No. To make sure the people on the radio hear us!" Skipper:"There's something wrong with that idea! Only I don't have time enough to figure it out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 Tina Louise (née Blacker; born February 11, 1934) is an American actress best known for playing movie star Ginger Grant in the CBS television situation comedy Gilligan's Island. She began her career on stage during the mid-1950s before landing her breakthrough role in 1958 drama film God's Little Acre for which she received the Golden Globe Award for New Star of the Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Attention robots. It is time for our dress rehearsal of our assault on Fort Knox. The guards have been put out of commission by my gumalisson cloud. Now move in, and take out all the gold bullion!" (For y'all who may be wondering what "gumalisson cloud" is, it means "sleeping gas") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted June 30, 2022 Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 4 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Tina Louise (née Blacker; born February 11, 1934) is an American actress best known for playing movie star Ginger Grant in the CBS television situation comedy Gilligan's Island. She began her career on stage during the mid-1950s before landing her breakthrough role in 1958 drama film God's Little Acre for which she received the Golden Globe Award for New Star of the Year. You've just cut & pasted this from Wikipedia. Either write original content or cite your sources! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 2 hours ago, HossC said: You've just cut & pasted this from Wikipedia. Either write original content or cite your sources! It's from in a Facebook Gilligan group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted June 30, 2022 Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 It's the first paragraph of the Wikipedia article that I linked to. Someone on Facebook probably copied it from there. Try to research your own facts rather than just blindly copying someone else's work without acknowledgement. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2022 (Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Gilligan:"Help! Somebody help! Anybody big help!" Duke Williams:"That's no way to do a back press!" Gilligan:"Is that what I was trying to do?" Duke Williams:"Yes! Now, here. Lemme show you how it's done." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2022 (Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Gilligan:"Did I hurt you?" Duke Williams:"Little man. You couldn’t knock a hole in the wind with a fistful of hammers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2022 (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I have just discovered that you are building an escape raft! I do not want anyone to leave this island, until I have completed my experiment!" Skipper:"Yes Master!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" Skipper:"Aye, aye, Master! Roger Wilco! Over and out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2022 (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Gilligan:"What are you doing?!" Skipper:"Destroying the raft." Gilligan:"Why?!" Skipper:"Why does a man climb a mountain? Because it’s there." Gilligan:"I think the Skipper's gone blah blah blah." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 I just realized in that scene in Reunion 2 The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) in the plane when Gilligan passes out parachutes, Ginger & Mary Ann are wearing their Reunion 1 Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) outfits they had on when he tied them to the pole in the hut to ride out the tidal wave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 (edited) Do you know I think some fans are jealous of me because I have a replica of Alan's hat from everything. 1. My Bluenox which is Lancaster style from the 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967 and Reunion 2 The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) and Reunion 3 The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island(1981) 2. Midway Cap Co. Reunion 1 Rescue From Gilligan's Island()1978 and Alf on Gilligan's Island(1987) Edited July 4, 2022 by Skipper Duke Forgot a word in Rescues title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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