October 7, 200520 yr Rosco: Boss I don't think it's fair that i only get 50% of 50% Boss: Well then I'll give you 50% of 50% of 50%Rosco: Oh that's better!
October 9, 200520 yr (as he's writing a ticket up for the Duke boys) "Destroying county property. Resisting arrest. Speeding, and uh uh oh-" (he looks into the General and sees the boys butt naked except for their cowboy boots) " and indescent exposure..." hahaha. I started crackin up. lol.
October 9, 200520 yr "You know the part i liked best was when he grabbed the rope and swung..." (Boss stops him before he finishes) It was the way he said it though it was sooo funny!!
October 10, 200520 yr "You know the part i liked best was when he grabbed the rope and swung..." (Boss stops him before he finishes) It was the way he said it though it was sooo funny!! I lmao when he said that!
October 11, 200520 yr Boss: said to Rosco, " you are Mud" Rosco " oh dezz" Rosco: " Cletus, you Dipstick!' that funny one... what I seen one those... when they jump over on top on the Cletus's car... lol
October 11, 200520 yr Rosco: Boss I think we lost em'Boss: We, what you should say is "I"Rosco: Alright well maybe you did lose em, but...(Boss stops him in the middle of his stupidity....lol!...I love Rosco!!) YOU LOST THEM!!
October 15, 200520 yr In "Dukes in Danger"(After Rosco dropped chains on Cletus's head and then Cletus threw them on Rosco's foot)Rosco: This is sheriff Roscooooo P. oooo Coltrane.Boss: Where the devil are you? You sound like your in a boiling hot bath tub.Rosco:oooooooooooBoss: Never mind you just get yourself to the Duke Farm on the double.later on....Rosco: Cletus you just get in your ve-hicle and head to town and stay away from my ve-hicle!(Rosco getting into his patrol car)(Rosco to Cletus) I hate you!Cletus: That's not nice.
October 20, 200520 yr In "Brotherly Love"Luke: He's my brotherBoss: Your Brother?Rosco: Your Brother?Boss: Rosco did you hear that?Rosco: Yea, I heard it when he said it and you said it and I said it.I thought that was sooooo funny!!
October 20, 200520 yr That was pretty funny, right up there with Rosco and Boss doing the Tango together.
November 10, 200520 yr That was pretty funny, right up there with Rosco and Boss doing the Tango together. yeah, I agree this that they tried teach boss how are he tried.. and this funny almost make me laught for moment...
November 15, 200520 yr In Dukescam Scam:Boss:Bring me food every three hours on the dot starting with a big plate of my favorite, raw liver.Rosco: Raw liverBoss: I sure got a craving for it, can't get enough of it these days. Rosco I'm going to celebrate with raw liver!!!Rosco: With raw liver!!! Raw liver......blek!!I loved that!!!!
November 15, 200520 yr From Baby for the DukesBoss shows Rosco and Enos all the cars they wrecked.Enos: See that one on the end? That one's yours Sherriff.Rosco: It's all Enos's fault.Enos: Pardon me Sherriff, but it takes two to tango!Rosco's been apprehended by the snooty city slicker and decides to give the Dukes a warning that they're being followed.Rosco: Oooh, there's that chicken hawk. That's the one that's been killing all them chickens! <BANG> <BANG>
December 15, 200520 yr How about "Theres a Flaw in the Slaw" Remember that from one episode that made me chuckle
January 15, 200620 yr I just watched Cletus Falls in Love and I loved the line that Rosco says to Flash as the Dukes come barreling down the road with a bag of bank money in the middle of it."I know that this is hard, but try to look alive" I love it, I love it. And I always felt bad for Rosco when ever he would take 50% of 50% of 50%. Even with my poor math skills I knew that was a baaad deal.
January 19, 200620 yr Boss: And we'll split the loot 60, 40Rosco: 60, 40....60, 40??Boss: Would you prefer 70, 30?Rosco:No No 60, 40...we'll cut straight down the middle and hang a right
January 19, 200620 yr From High OctaneBoss: Rosco, we're gonna have an alternative to fossil fuels! And don't ask me what kind of fuel fossils run on.Then as Rosco leaves the building.Rosco: What is "it"? Who's "he"? What kind of fuel do fossils run on?
January 24, 200620 yr Enos! this is your superior officer Rosco P. ConltraneOh I'm in Hot PursuitI Love it ! I love itOh that was a *horrendous* crashI'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff yaYa dun scuffed my ve-hichleJumpin JehoshaphatShame, Shame, everybody knows your nameEnos, you dipstickCletus, you dipstickBuckle up for Safety10-4 Little Fat BuddyThat SmartsJudas Priest on a PonyEnos, do you know what one casket said to the other is that you coffinWill you hushThat's teargasHere they comeCome into my parlor said the spider to the beeWhip out your weaponEnos, They're heading for the Kissin' Cliff Enos, You head for Black tar road and try to cut them offHey, waitCome back hereThey got my keys, and got your car! Why did you leave the keys in your car for? Don't try to blame meLook at thatBoss, you got your ears on? come on? Not exactly Boss. Come back We're burning rubber . Over and outEnos, after me And there they go That was thrilling. It was a good thing that I was driving Boss Left? RightI did scuff it a little didn't I?Well, I'll just No, I just knocked the front bumper off a littleThat's smart, cheifThere they go and here I comeEnos, will you hushThat's Flash I got a good deal on him I got him from Police Gazette MagaineI'll tell you one thing, Boss, he can smell a crook about a mile offHe said name one we don't need the whole history of Hazzard CountyFired?You will snap, and snarl, and biteAnd What word would you like? Hockeypuck? Butterfingers? or just plain old dipstickFlash, you've got your own crime wave of fleas going hereNo, wait a minute, EnosCletus Hogg? he is stupid. I mean, even the dipsticks call him a dipstickDon't you do that Enos!Enos, come back here!They're serious about that, ain't they?Flash, everybody's a dipstick except you and me, I guessFlash!Put you paw on the brake!Get your foot on the brake!You're gonna crush meFlash, it's gonna to hit the tree!You all right, Flash?Flash you are a lousy driverAt least you're wearing your seatbeltTurn out the lights will you?I'm going down with the shipSay Hello from RoscoEnos your sittin on my footSo's your brain, now you match on both ends!Don't try to blame me!!!!Enos...Enos Strate, what are doing here?Now Boss, you owe meI'm not that type of girlIf brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his noseNow Mama always said that Enos would find a wife before I do!Get your hands off me, you quack!Good news, Good newsTiddly TuddlyBoss: Rosco you Jackass!Rosco: That's SHERIFF Jackass to you!Rosco: That was a horrendous Rolly-Coaster rideThat put a quiver in my liverThere's a flaw in the slawRosco {To Uncle Jesse} I'm not that type of girl
January 25, 200620 yr From Brotherly Love after Rosco and Boss meet Lukes Brother Jud Cane.Rosco: "Those Duke Boys were lying they were. Lying just like a tombstone. Than man was no more Like Dukes brother than I am second cousin to a jackass.Boss: "Well yea he is and you are."While dancing with Boss holding a rose in his mouth."Your scuffing my fern"From A Baby For the DukesAfter Boss rode back with Rosco on the horse."Oh your little Hoggonomics, are they tender?"From Goodbye General LeeTalking about the General Lee to the hired drivers at the Drag 'N Fly.Rosco: " I'll Tell you one thing, that General Lee's about half-human."Boss: "That's right. And each of them Duke boys was born with a silver gass peddle in his mouth."
April 4, 200620 yr LOL! I do remember them. Rosco: "Let's catch these Duke boys right now!"Enos: "Okay, Sheriff."then they tried to find Duke boys in their General Lee then they missed them.
July 2, 200620 yr Boss Hogg: Rosco, you Jackass!Rosco: That's SHERIFF Jackass to you!Rosco: "That was a horrendous Rolly-coaster ride."
July 14, 200620 yr "Enos! Can't ya count it like Boss does? His little fat fingers just fly." That's a tongue-twister.~She-Wolf
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