Great Utterances from Rosco P. Coltrane

[lost_sheep3]

"Them Dukes are slimier than six slick snakes in an oil slick."

[Jamanda]

Rosco: You quack!

Slick: Stop calling me that!

Rosco: Quack, quack, quack!

Boss: Oh will you two kiss and make up?!

Rosco: I ain't kissin' no duck!

[jllybn]

"I feel like a cow chip in a wind tunnel."

[essyjane]

LOL

[Captain Murphy]

GKHUU GKHUU GKHUUUU.......[one of my favorites]

KHEE!KHEE!KHEE!

IJIT!

I'M GONE!

CLETUS,YOU DIPSTICK!

[essyjane]

Doggy num-nums

that's mine

[DaneyDuke]

"That's a naughty, naughty. You aren't copperatin'!"

Daney

[alexrules43]

"Flash, you're a lousy driver! Now turn them lights off!" *lightbar turns off* "Guh? Jitjit!"

[iloveluke6]

cuff um and stuff ums my favorite

[TRPColtrane95]

Rosco: "Enos! cuff the dukes and take away.... "

Enos: "cuff them?"

Rosco: " Enos!, damn you, dipstick!"

Enos: "on yes sir"

Dukes: "Hey, Rosco, we does not wrong"

Rosco: " nah, nah, shame on you "

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

i luv: Kew Kew Kew!

Cuff em' n' stuff em'

i luv it!! i luv it!!!

hot persuit!!!!!!

and lots more!!!!!!!!!!

Rosco is soooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bethie88]

"No more hot persuit, Velvet Ears."

[MaryAnne]

"Flash, not one woof outta you about this to my insurance agent!"

[TRPColtrane95]

Flash: "woof!"

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"i luv it i luv it"

"were in hot persuit"

"enos you dipstick"

"shame shame everybody know's your name"

"now ya see there that's naughty naughty"

"ohh good grief"

"tiddly tuddly"

"arrrrrre you kiddin meeeeee"

"enos this is your superior officer roscooooo p. coltrane"

"kew kew kew"

"that's a big ten four little fat buddy"

"ya dun scuffed my ve-hicle"

and many more!!!!!

I loved it when he said the "no enos i said MOOSE creek, m as in moose, o as in moose, o as in moose, s as in moose, and e as in moose!!! do u got that??" and then cooter said "he must mean moose."

and i laughed my head off when he said "batteries die boss, why can't cars? come back?"

[DixieRose_00]

Don't foget about these ones!!!

Ohh what a horrendous crash

That crash woulda killed ten ordinary men!!! I tell you I'm made of steel!!

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

how did i forget "what a horendous crash it's in my sig.???? LOL!!! but i didn't put a couple that are in my signature. LOL!!!

[Qualapec the She-Wolf]

"What a horrendous crash! That would'a killed 10 ordanary men!!!"

Also...

"The duke boys done gone in the pond!"

~She-Wolf

[DixieRose_00]

Gyuk!! Gyuk!! Gyuk!! Frrrreeeeezzzzzeeeee!!! I see you!!!

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"Ghost or no ghost that's county property!!" FREEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"They give money back guarantee, maybe they have a buddy back guarantee."

[iloveluke6]

Opening Night at the Boar's Nest

Rosco looking at "magic manual" thing: "Making a plump person disapper, see fat"

I don't know why I thought that was so funny but it was...

[redneck woman]

I know this has already been posted, but I saw the episode with this in it last night and just have to add it again.

"I'm gonna corn your dog you turnip!" Rosco to Enos.

Rosco had some of the best lines.

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

Rosco: Enos what are you doin here, ur suposed to be followin that RV?!?

Enos: I'm just followin you like you told me to Sheriff, Monkey See Monkey Do.

Rosco: I'll Monkey See Monkey Do do you!!!!

[iloveluke6]

Rosco over cb-Cleatus what the heck are you doin' skinny dippin'

Cleatus-I dont go skinny dippin' I anit got nowhere to put my badge

Rosco- If you dont get over here now Im gonna show you where to put that badge....