lost_sheep3 Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 "Them Dukes are slimier than six slick snakes in an oil slick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamanda Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 Rosco: You quack!Slick: Stop calling me that!Rosco: Quack, quack, quack!Boss: Oh will you two kiss and make up?!Rosco: I ain't kissin' no duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jllybn Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 "I feel like a cow chip in a wind tunnel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essyjane Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 GKHUU GKHUU GKHUUUU.......[one of my favorites]KHEE!KHEE!KHEE!IJIT!I'M GONE!CLETUS,YOU DIPSTICK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essyjane Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Doggy num-nums that's mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 "That's a naughty, naughty. You aren't copperatin'!"Daney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexrules43 Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 "Flash, you're a lousy driver! Now turn them lights off!" *lightbar turns off* "Guh? Jitjit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveluke6 Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 cuff um and stuff ums my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRPColtrane95 Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Rosco: "Enos! cuff the dukes and take away.... "Enos: "cuff them?" Rosco: " Enos!, damn you, dipstick!" Enos: "on yes sir" Dukes: "Hey, Rosco, we does not wrong" Rosco: " nah, nah, shame on you " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 i luv: Kew Kew Kew!Cuff em' n' stuff em'i luv it!! i luv it!!!hot persuit!!!!!!and lots more!!!!!!!!!!Rosco is soooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MrsRosco1996 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethie88 Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 "No more hot persuit, Velvet Ears." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 "Flash, not one woof outta you about this to my insurance agent!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRPColtrane95 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Flash: "woof!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 "i luv it i luv it""were in hot persuit""enos you dipstick""shame shame everybody know's your name""now ya see there that's naughty naughty""ohh good grief""tiddly tuddly""arrrrrre you kiddin meeeeee""enos this is your superior officer roscooooo p. coltrane""kew kew kew""that's a big ten four little fat buddy""ya dun scuffed my ve-hicle"and many more!!!!!I loved it when he said the "no enos i said MOOSE creek, m as in moose, o as in moose, o as in moose, s as in moose, and e as in moose!!! do u got that??" and then cooter said "he must mean moose."and i laughed my head off when he said "batteries die boss, why can't cars? come back?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieRose_00 Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Don't foget about these ones!!!Ohh what a horrendous crashThat crash woulda killed ten ordinary men!!! I tell you I'm made of steel!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 how did i forget "what a horendous crash it's in my sig.???? LOL!!! but i didn't put a couple that are in my signature. LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qualapec the She-Wolf Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 "What a horrendous crash! That would'a killed 10 ordanary men!!!" Also..."The duke boys done gone in the pond!"~She-Wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieRose_00 Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 Gyuk!! Gyuk!! Gyuk!! Frrrreeeeezzzzzeeeee!!! I see you!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted September 25, 2005 Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 "Ghost or no ghost that's county property!!" FREEEEEEEEZE!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 "They give money back guarantee, maybe they have a buddy back guarantee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveluke6 Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Opening Night at the Boar's NestRosco looking at "magic manual" thing: "Making a plump person disapper, see fat"I don't know why I thought that was so funny but it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck woman Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 I know this has already been posted, but I saw the episode with this in it last night and just have to add it again."I'm gonna corn your dog you turnip!" Rosco to Enos.Rosco had some of the best lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Rosco: Enos what are you doin here, ur suposed to be followin that RV?!?Enos: I'm just followin you like you told me to Sheriff, Monkey See Monkey Do.Rosco: I'll Monkey See Monkey Do do you!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveluke6 Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Rosco over cb-Cleatus what the heck are you doin' skinny dippin'Cleatus-I dont go skinny dippin' I anit got nowhere to put my badgeRosco- If you dont get over here now Im gonna show you where to put that badge.... Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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