May 28, 200521 yr Rosco: You quack!Slick: Stop calling me that!Rosco: Quack, quack, quack!Boss: Oh will you two kiss and make up?!Rosco: I ain't kissin' no duck!
May 30, 200521 yr GKHUU GKHUU GKHUUUU.......[one of my favorites]KHEE!KHEE!KHEE!IJIT!I'M GONE!CLETUS,YOU DIPSTICK!
June 4, 200521 yr "Flash, you're a lousy driver! Now turn them lights off!" *lightbar turns off* "Guh? Jitjit!"
September 5, 200520 yr Rosco: "Enos! cuff the dukes and take away.... "Enos: "cuff them?" Rosco: " Enos!, damn you, dipstick!" Enos: "on yes sir" Dukes: "Hey, Rosco, we does not wrong" Rosco: " nah, nah, shame on you "
September 5, 200520 yr i luv: Kew Kew Kew!Cuff em' n' stuff em'i luv it!! i luv it!!!hot persuit!!!!!!and lots more!!!!!!!!!!Rosco is soooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 23, 200520 yr "i luv it i luv it""were in hot persuit""enos you dipstick""shame shame everybody know's your name""now ya see there that's naughty naughty""ohh good grief""tiddly tuddly""arrrrrre you kiddin meeeeee""enos this is your superior officer roscooooo p. coltrane""kew kew kew""that's a big ten four little fat buddy""ya dun scuffed my ve-hicle"and many more!!!!!I loved it when he said the "no enos i said MOOSE creek, m as in moose, o as in moose, o as in moose, s as in moose, and e as in moose!!! do u got that??" and then cooter said "he must mean moose."and i laughed my head off when he said "batteries die boss, why can't cars? come back?"
September 24, 200520 yr Don't foget about these ones!!!Ohh what a horrendous crashThat crash woulda killed ten ordinary men!!! I tell you I'm made of steel!!
September 24, 200520 yr how did i forget "what a horendous crash it's in my sig.???? LOL!!! but i didn't put a couple that are in my signature. LOL!!!
September 25, 200520 yr "What a horrendous crash! That would'a killed 10 ordanary men!!!" Also..."The duke boys done gone in the pond!"~She-Wolf
September 28, 200520 yr Opening Night at the Boar's NestRosco looking at "magic manual" thing: "Making a plump person disapper, see fat"I don't know why I thought that was so funny but it was...
September 28, 200520 yr I know this has already been posted, but I saw the episode with this in it last night and just have to add it again."I'm gonna corn your dog you turnip!" Rosco to Enos.Rosco had some of the best lines.
October 1, 200520 yr Rosco: Enos what are you doin here, ur suposed to be followin that RV?!?Enos: I'm just followin you like you told me to Sheriff, Monkey See Monkey Do.Rosco: I'll Monkey See Monkey Do do you!!!!
October 1, 200520 yr Rosco over cb-Cleatus what the heck are you doin' skinny dippin'Cleatus-I dont go skinny dippin' I anit got nowhere to put my badgeRosco- If you dont get over here now Im gonna show you where to put that badge....
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