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U know rosco never could catch the General Lee

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It's Kinda funny that he never did, As he said on cmt insider "all he ever got was dirt all dirt but it was ok i hade flash". but i like rosco because he was funny so what do all of u thing about rosco? reply your anwsers.

BAHAHAHA! That was a good one.

One of my favorite Boss and Rosco exchanges over the CB...

Boss: Rosco, if you're not at the PLACE in ten minutes I'm gonna have to buy me a new door---

Rosco: After you kick my butt..

Boss: After I kick your butt--

Rosco: Through the one in your bank.

Boss: Through the one in my bank!!

:D

Boss and Rosco had some great exchanges over the years... but one of my favorite came from Season 2... Days of Shine and Roses.

(pardon me if the wording isn't 100 % accurate)

Boss: Rosco, you foul up my interference and so help me this time come next Thursday, you're gonna travel incognito as--"

Rosco: The night Rent-a-cop

Boss: The night Rent-a-cop

Rosco: At Shortie's all night Rib Shack

Boss: At Shortie's all night Rib Shack

Rosco: And pool hall

Boss: And pool hall

Rosco: On Mud River Road

Boss: On Swamp Road, they MOVED! Now Git!

Rosco: You're beautiful, Boss, Just beautiful.

Boss: Beautiful? Real nice lookin' maybe. Not beautiful.

[boss walks out]

Rosco: Ain't that the truth. He's a whole mess of ugly.

Rosco-I got my ears on, and my eyes peeled.

Boss- And your mouth runneth over.

Boss-Jacka--!

Rosco- That's Sheriff Jacka--.

Boss-That gave me quite a turn.

Rosco- Yeah, put a quiver in my liver, too.

  • 1 month later...

Rosco, was the best, he had a child like quality about that was so funny, and the exchanges with him and Boss. They made for classic tv. I wouldnt call them bert and ernie, I was thinking, norton and kramden, from the honeymooners, or a little of fred and barney.

  • 1 month later...
  • 2 months later...

:D Rosco: Remember Flash, If I don't catch them Duke boys Boss is gonna fire me and that means i won't be able to afford doggie num nums!!

lol lol lol...i love it when he says that!!! I think it was sooooo funny when Rosco would try to jump something and ended up going through it. Rosco: "Anything those Duke boys can do your sheriff can do better," (Crash)...lol..lol

yeah, I remember this but one thing other Rosco chase dukes over water tower and old house said I can try and Boss said "no!" but toooo late they crash though... and boss get mad.. few times.. and also when he with flash and he did stuck in the tree... said how I get down? talk to flash.. what I remember those damn funny one.. :lol::)

  • 6 months later...
yeah, I remember this but one thing other Rosco chase dukes over water tower and old house said I can try and Boss said "no!" but toooo late they crash though... and boss get mad.. few times.. and also when he with flash and he did stuck in the tree... said how I get down? talk to flash.. what I remember those damn funny one.. :lol::)

I do remember that one! :lol: Haha! :lol:

  • 16 years later...
On 3/3/2005 at 11:36 AM, MinDuke said:

Boss and Rosco had some great exchanges over the years... but one of my favorite came from Season 2... Days of Shine and Roses.

(pardon me if the wording isn't 100 % accurate)

Boss: Rosco, you foul up my interference and so help me this time come next Thursday, you're gonna travel incognito as--"

Rosco: The night Rent-a-cop

Boss: The night Rent-a-cop

Rosco: At Shortie's all night Rib Shack

Boss: At Shortie's all night Rib Shack

Rosco: And pool hall

Boss: And pool hall

Rosco: On Mud River Road

Boss: On Swamp Road, they MOVED! Now Git!

Cousin MinDuke... You got it right! :)

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