You Know You've Been Watching Dukes of Hazzard Too Much When...

[waikiki23]

Hi ya'll! Just came up with this for fun. You know you've been watching Dukes of Hazzard too much when...

1. You call your best friend a dipstick.

2. Your boss is your "little fat buddy."

3. When you need a new license plate, you try to get CNH 320.

4. You try to drive like Bo.

5. You name your kids or animals after characters in the show. (Oh I plan on doing this one!)

6. You practice so that you are just as good with a bow and arrow as Luke and Bo are.

7. Your family car is equipped with a custom horn, the first 12 notes of "Dixie".

8. Your favorite outfit is a pair of tight blue jeans, cowboy boots, and a yellow and blue or blue checkered shirt.

9. You try to hood slide.

10. Your ringtone for your cell phone is "Good ole boys".

11. You climb in your car through the window, even though the doors are not welded shut.

Please come up with your own. I would love to see what others think!

[HossC]

Nice thread idea, here's a few more:

1. You wash your car by driving it into the local pond.

2. You go out for a drink with friends and order a buttermilk.

3. You fill your car up with gas and get surprised when it costs more than 65.9 cents a gallon.

4. When you visit the General Store, you think they should be selling '69 Chargers.

5. You hit your thumb with a hammer and, despite having an array of ruder words in your vocabulary, say 'dang it'.

6. You see a dip in the road and think 'what if I hit that going a bit faster?'.

[waikiki23]

Love yours Hoss! Here's a couple more:

1. When a police cruiser pulls behind you, your first thought is to run from Rosco or Enos.

2. Your CB handle is either Lost Sheep, Shepherd or Bo Peep.

3. Your only wish is to own a '69 Charger.

4. Your favorite saying is "Possom on a gumbush."

5. Your yell "Yeehaww" when taking off fast in your car.

[Meadowmufn]

6. You see a dip in the road and think 'what if I hit that going a bit faster?'.

You see a dip in the road and speed up! (Been there, done that...)

[waikiki23]

You see a dip in the road and speed up! (Been there, done that...)

Yup me too! Here's another one:

1. You call everyone sugar and honey.

[MaryAnne]

Your other favorite saying is "buzzards on a buzz saw!"

You giggle like Rosco sometimes (guilty! ROFL)

[Meadowmufn]

You giggle like Rosco sometimes (guilty! ROFL)

Also guilty.

You wonder how your car would look painted orange.

[waikiki23]

MaryAnne, Meadowmufn, you guys are killing me! I love reading your posts!

1. Your first crush was Daisy, Bo or Luke.

2. You try to dress like Daisy, down to the short shorts and high heels.

3. You wish certain times in your life could be narrated by the Balladeer.

[Meadowmufn]

You asked for binoculars and camo fatigues for Christmas, so you could climb the tree in the backyard and keep an eye on "Bo and Luke" (aka, the neighbors). LOL.

[waikiki23]

ROFLOL Meadowmufn!

You get pulled over for speeding (or something like that) and try to figure a way to floor it and get away from the law.

[MaryAnne]

2. You try to dress like Daisy, down to the short shorts and high heels.

Errr....guilty. Ahem. LOL

I've also dressed like Rosco, Bo and Luke. And Jesse, with overalls. And....did I mention Rosco? ROFL

[HossC]

2. You try to dress like Daisy, down to the short shorts and high heels.

I've never watched enough Dukes to make me do that ... yet!

[waikiki23]

2. You try to dress like Daisy, down to the short shorts and high heels.

Errr....guilty. Ahem. LOL

I've also dressed like Rosco, Bo and Luke. And Jesse, with overalls. And....did I mention Rosco? ROFL

You had me snorting and laughing on that one! I almost spit out the water I was drinking!!!! I'm guilty too.

[waikiki23]

When you get a text message, its rings the first 12 notes of Dixie. (Yes, I am totally guilty! Just added it to my cell...and loving it!)

[MaryAnne]

Oh man, yes! One of my old cell phones had a Dixie ring tone and naturally, I had it as mine. Khee!!

[GeneralLeeGirl]

I've had Dixie on every phone I've ever had! LOL. I also got a General Lee cell phone case. So my phone looks like the General when I get a text and dixie goes off!

I've named every 4-H steer I've ever had after a DOH character (Luke, Cletus, Bo, Cooter, Boss Hogg, Rosco, General & Duke!) . And my two 4-H heifers Daisy & Lulu respectively! I got a few comments from judges about how awesome DOH was too in the show ring!

[waikiki23]

I love my ringtone!!!! Wow, I need a cover like that! I'm going to have to look for one!

You can repeat dialog from any episode, any season, anywhere in the episode!!

[GeneralLeeGirl]

When ever you drop something you yell 'What a horrendous crash!'

[waikiki23]

When ever you drop something you yell 'What a horrendous crash!'

Love it!!

You get in a small fender bender and you say to the person that hit you, "Lookit, ya done scuffed my vehicle!"

[Lucas_Duke95]

1. You call your best friend a dipstick.

 

Guilty, and also guilty of saying ''Yeehaww!'' when I jump a car when playing video games, I'm also guilty of saying ''I love it! I love it!'' and laughing like Rosco, and also saying ''Possum on  gumbush.'' xD

[Roth Potter]

11. You climb in your car through the window, even though the doors are not welded shut.

done that a few times when I was 14.

 

3. Your only wish is to own a '69 Charger.

Its my only wish and dream beside being healthy. Though I wouldn't mind a 68.

[Andrew D Charger Chaser]

You know more about each obscure guest character's bio than was ever shown or even hinted in the show.

[Boss JD Hogg]

Your wife makes you a birthday cake that says 'Happy Birthday Michael and Boss Hogg'! 

 

I'm very lucky to share the same birthday as Sorrell Booke. 

Edited August 1, 2015 by Boss JD Hogg

[Mark B / Scooter Davenport]

While driving, you look for ramps in construction areas.

 

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[Andrew D Charger Chaser]

While driving, you look for ramps in construction areas.

 

M

...while you're speeding up!