Rosco_Lover Posted January 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 A whoole heap O' trouble sheriff...lol ]LoL BULL.You aint innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 A whoole heap O' trouble sheriff...lol Frankly if I were you I wouldn't have said anything because Lord knows I've seen trouble on this site before and it's never pretty. I think you're crazy to stir thinks up like that but who am I to say anything? I'm just a loyal hazzardite who doesn't want to get in the middle of anything.Brian,Did you edit Lori's post? She asked me to say something because if she did, she'd be going off. You done scared the daylights outta her! She says if you do it again, she'll be leaving the site, so um, if it was you, could you send her an appology? Please? If ya gonna mess with posts, be careful who ya do it to, ya might really upset them. If it wasn't you brian, someone's hacking folk's user names, but somehow... I think it was you. You do have a habit of doing stuff like that.Maryanne, if it was Brian, could you please make sure he applogises? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Brian,Did you edit Lori's post? She asked me to say something because if she did, she'd be going off. You done scared the daylights outta her! She says if you do it again, she'll be leaving the site, so um, if it was you, could you send her an appology? Please? If ya gonna mess with posts, be careful who ya do it to, ya might really upset them. If it wasn't you brian, someone's hacking folk's user names, but somehow... I think it was you. You do have a habit of doing stuff like that.Maryanne, if it was Brian, could you please make sure he applogises?Yes. I did it. It was I, who edited Lori's post and put some more words in her mouth. I have since removed the extra words. Sorry Lori, I figured you'd be a sport, no offense meant. Don't go running off. I'll quit the horsing around and leave you be. The last thing I want is for anybody to be genuinely uncomfortable. HNet and its message board is for the fans, like you. So I'll shut up and knock it off.Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Yes. I did it. It was I, who edited Lori's post and put some more words in her mouth. I have since removed the extra words. Sorry Lori, I figured you'd be a sport, no offense meant. Don't go running off. I'll quit the horsing around and leave you be. The last thing I want is for anybody to be genuinely uncomfortable. HNet and its message board is for the fans, like you. So I'll shut up and knock it off.BrianWell Brian I dont want ya to ya know think I cant take jokes or something, I can lol, I just got a bit worried thinking that someone might have gotten my password or something no offense taken or anything! I woulda been a sport if I knew youd pull things off like that!!! I didnt know!!! LOL but now that I know I dont gotta worry, and im sorry to ruin your fun...ive been known to be a spoil sport... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Hey LoriDavenport!I certainly don't blame you if you got upset! I would be. Nothing worse than havin' folks think you said somethin' you didn't!I think you were a sport about the whole thing. Hope you have a nice week, y'all!!!!!General Grant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 S'awright Lori, I really shouldn't have. MaryAnne will probably fire me again. After all, the site has been "dead" so I'm sure downsizing the administrative staff is next. Especially staff that annoys the regulars. Maybe if I look really busy and come up with some news for the homepage, I can avoid being cast out into the streets. 'Scuze me while I dig frantically for information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 S'awright Lori, I really shouldn't have. MaryAnne will probably fire me again. After all, the site has been "dead" so I'm sure downsizing the administrative staff is next. Especially staff that annoys the regulars. Maybe if I look really busy and come up with some news for the homepage, I can avoid being cast out into the streets. 'Scuze me while I dig frantically for information.Brian, are you harrassin and annoyin' the regulars AGAIN?! What did I tell you last time? Sheesh! Keep this up and you'll be playing the Folsum Prison Blues on your harmonica in the Sing Sing orchestra.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 MaryAnne, I'd like to humbly and timidly add my opinion. Have you considered giving Colonel Cassius B. Claibourne and Sheriff R.P. "Droopy" Cathcarte a call? I hear they have a real nice place up there in Osage County. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 MaryAnne, I'd like to humbly and timidly add my opinion. Have you considered giving Colonel Cassius B. Claibourne and Sheriff R.P. "Droopy" Cathcarte a call? I hear they have a real nice place up there in Osage County.Aren't they still busy in the broadway production of "My Fair Lady?" Maybe instead of dragging this matter out further, we can encourage Brian to finish a story for the Dog Collar Challenge. And then nominate him for a pulizter prize because he's my favorite favorite author in the whole wide world next to you Deputy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Gah!!! It would seem that the popular sentiment is weighin' against yers truly. 'Cept maybe you Daney, though I'd caution against suggesting to MaryAnne that she "shouldn't drag this matter out further." I mean, that sounds ominous. Please, let her take her time and drag it out all she wants, so I can find a way to redeem myself. Fortunately, a few Hazzardites have written in with news tidbits today, to make me appear useful ! Here's a short rundown:John is going to be on Broadway, in the hit musical "Chicago"John is in a movie that's coming out on DVDJohn's got 2 or 3 other appearances in movies due out soonTom is in a movie that hits theaters the end of Feb ( "Bonneville" )Tom is rumored to have a new Broadway gig on the table, though audtions are still in progressAl Gore is scheduled to appear at DukesFestHmmm...I got my doubts about that last one. Sometimes you gotta take these reports with a grain of rock salt. Anyhow! I have to stick around in order to put all the details together. Guess I'm not expendable today. Which means I should go find a post to alter because I'd probably get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukas_KD Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 You just might at that, Brian. You always were a sneaky fella.By the way... Pulitzer prize? For what, satire and cartooning? Caricature? General all-around smarm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Al Gore is scheduled to appear at DukesFestI heard he's flying in to Atlanta on his private jet and then arriving at DukesFest in a caravan of SUVs. He's going to address the car owners and tell them how their General Lees are contributing to global warming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Gah!!! It would seem that the popular sentiment is weighin' against yers truly. 'Cept maybe you Daney, though I'd caution against suggesting to MaryAnne that she "shouldn't drag this matter out further." I mean, that sounds ominous. Please, let her take her time and drag it out all she wants, so I can find a way to redeem myself. Fortunately, a few Hazzardites have written in with news tidbits today, to make me appear useful ! Here's a short rundown:John is going to be on Broadway, in the hit musical "Chicago"John is in a movie that's coming out on DVDJohn's got 2 or 3 other appearances in movies due out soonTom is in a movie that hits theaters the end of Feb ( "Bonneville" )Tom is rumored to have a new Broadway gig on the table, though audtions are still in progressAl Gore is scheduled to appear at DukesFestHmmm...I got my doubts about that last one. Sometimes you gotta take these reports with a grain of rock salt. Anyhow! I have to stick around in order to put all the details together. Guess I'm not expendable today. Which means I should go find a post to alter because I'd probably get away with it.Now see Brian, all of that is good useful information! So dont think youre not handy around here because you are, and if youre looking for a post to alter, I recommend Daney's! Oh she wont mind one bit since youre her favorite favorite author in the whole wide world... *chuckles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val Strate Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Al Gore is scheduled to appear at DukesFest *blinks and pops up out of my hibernation*WHAT?! Al Gore! *gush* Ya mean one of famed environmentalists of our time! Coming to Dukesfest! He's a model for environmentalism and Game Wardens everywhere! Oh! Now I have to gather all my copies of his books and get them signed! Oh this is too much... Al Gore's gonna visit little ol' Hazzard! I think I'm gonna faint! *thud* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 I heard he's flying in to Atlanta on his private jet and then arriving at DukesFest in a caravan of SUVs. He's going to address the car owners and tell them how their General Lees are contributing to global warming. Oh Yeah, that's going to work Al Gore never did get re-elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 *Looks aorund the jail thoroughly.* Hey Brain, lookit the bright side, looks much cozier then Hazzard Jail. Trust me I'd know that well enough. I wonder how the food is. *Smirks.* Awe well your a city boy your good on chipped beef no matter who makes it. ~Cowboy8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Enjoyed Mufn's and Val's posts there....ya know the world has changed, when there IS such a concept as a "famed environmentalist" , and Al Gore is the poster boy. Maybe he's gonna unveil an environmentally friendly General Lee that runs on rechargable batteries. The catch is, it's a remote control toy. Yep, save gas and emissions on DukesFest by leaving the Dodge Chargers at home and bringing in your ERTL collection. Bet that would go over well....Julie, Al didn't get re-e-lected because he hadn't been elected the first time. That whole electoral vote thang vs. the popular vote, remember? Al was Clinton's VP for two terms. Whatevah, this ain't the Colbert Report so don't expect me to get into political debates. Alex, I'd already altered Daneys' post. But I said exactly what she would have, anyway. Heh heh.To answer you, "Cowboy" ... I hate creamed, chipped beef. It's a step below a can of Alpo dog food. Which, I'm surprised the Hazzard County Jail hasn't served up yet, seein' as how it's an institution of cruel and unusual foodstuffs. ( though if you got connections you can get take out food from the cafe' in town.) As usual, the deciding factor is MaryAnne. Which is why I'm holding back my news articles, as it's the only thing I've got to bargain with. (See, this is why the homepage doesn't get updated as often as it should. It's my selfish interest in self-preservation.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Enjoyed Mufn's and Val's posts there....ya know the world has changed, when there IS such a concept as a "famed environmentalist" , and Al Gore is the poster boy. Maybe he's gonna unveil an environmentally friendly General Lee that runs on rechargable batteries. The catch is, it's a remote control toy. Yep, save gas and emissions on DukesFest by leaving the Dodge Chargers at home and bringing in your ERTL collection. Bet that would go over well....Julie, Al didn't get re-e-lected because he hadn't been elected the first time. That whole electoral vote thang vs. the popular vote, remember? Al was Clinton's VP for two terms. Whatevah, this ain't the Colbert Report so don't expect me to get into political debates. Alex, I'd already altered Daneys' post. But I said exactly what she would have, anyway. Heh heh.To answer you, "Cowboy" ... I hate creamed, chipped beef. It's a step below a can of Alpo dog food. Which, I'm surprised the Hazzard County Jail hasn't served up yet, seein' as how it's an institution of cruel and unusual foodstuffs. ( though if you got connections you can get take out food from the cafe' in town.) As usual, the deciding factor is MaryAnne. Which is why I'm holding back my news articles, as it's the only thing I've got to bargain with. (See, this is why the homepage doesn't get updated as often as it should. It's my selfish interest in self-preservation.)This actually happened at the McDonald's that work at this morning and I don't know how anybody is going to react so I'll just tell everybody about it. Well this guy goes and buys a breakfast sandwich ask to speak to Manager, so I get the manager and he tells her that there is man in the dining room reading the bible. Well, I certain he's a minister or paster myself. Well, he tells her that that offends him because he's a atheist.P.S. What is everybody thought on what happened today at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Enjoyed Mufn's and Val's posts there....ya know the world has changed, when there IS such a concept as a "famed environmentalist" , and Al Gore is the poster boy. Maybe he's gonna unveil an environmentally friendly General Lee that runs on rechargable batteries. The catch is, it's a remote control toy. Yep, save gas and emissions on DukesFest by leaving the Dodge Chargers at home and bringing in your ERTL collection. Bet that would go over well....Julie, Al didn't get re-e-lected because he hadn't been elected the first time. That whole electoral vote thang vs. the popular vote, remember? Al was Clinton's VP for two terms. Whatevah, this ain't the Colbert Report so don't expect me to get into political debates. Alex, I'd already altered Daneys' post. But I said exactly what she would have, anyway. Heh heh.To answer you, "Cowboy" ... I hate creamed, chipped beef. It's a step below a can of Alpo dog food. Which, I'm surprised the Hazzard County Jail hasn't served up yet, seein' as how it's an institution of cruel and unusual foodstuffs. ( though if you got connections you can get take out food from the cafe' in town.) As usual, the deciding factor is MaryAnne. Which is why I'm holding back my news articles, as it's the only thing I've got to bargain with. (See, this is why the homepage doesn't get updated as often as it should. It's my selfish interest in self-preservation.)Interesting to note that political debates on the Colbert Report and my having to motivate you to do any work around here sometimes look the same...Roger suggested Osage County. But they do serve the Alpo. I mean, why else would Droopy Cathcarte look like a bloodhound?Daney suggested something about not dragging this matter out further. Contraire! I think I can find four horses to keep on retainer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Interesting to note that political debates on the Colbert Report and my having to motivate you to do any work around here sometimes look the same...Roger suggested Osage County. But they do serve the Alpo. I mean, why else would Droopy Cathcarte look like a bloodhound?Daney suggested something about not dragging this matter out further. Contraire! I think I can find four horses to keep on retainer...Not dragging Deputy, not dragging! You wouldnt drag Brian behind four horses would you?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Not dragging Deputy, not dragging! You wouldnt drag Brian behind four horses would you?? Alex, please don't offer Lt. Jack any ideas! Although, you are trying to win the contest in A Few Good Bad Guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco_Lover Posted January 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 *Looks aorund the jail thoroughly.* Hey Brain, lookit the bright side, looks much cozier then Hazzard Jail. Trust me I'd know that well enough. I wonder how the food is. *Smirks.* Awe well your a city boy your good on chipped beef no matter who makes it. ~Cowboy8-)Brain huh? He aint got no brain in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Not dragging Deputy, not dragging! You wouldnt drag Brian behind four horses would you?? Hmmm....would I? I dunno. I actually had something different in mind, thus my requirement for four horses....Like a nice parade float. I could decorate my patrol car, put it in neutral and have the horses pull it down the road, while I toss candy out of the car windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMorrison Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Not dragging Deputy, not dragging! You wouldnt drag Brian behind four horses would you?? Alex, please don't offer Lt. Jack any ideas! Although, you are trying to win the contest in A Few Good Bad Guys...*Takes copious notes* "....four horses...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Hmmm....would I? I dunno. I actually had something different in mind, thus my requirement for four horses....Oh! Well thats a relief! WHEW! I'm glad you won't be dragging Brian behind 4 horses...So what exactly did you have in mind then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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