Skipper Duke Posted Tuesday at 03:55 AM Posted Tuesday at 03:55 AM 4 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said: Hobie snaps out of an alcohol induced snooze and sees Uncle Jesse passing him but he is still on Jesse's rear bumper and about to pass him! Hobie has 2 more jugs of shine to drink AND to put into the Moonshine Mauler's tank.......this town drunk means business! ( He's looking around for Garrett.....that guy is sneaky and beat everybody last years....so....!!!) Skipper is sipping on his Coconut Moonshine the Professor made. He's looking for everyone. He plans to win this thing. He does have a care in the world. Well, maybe one that is. To get the prize money to buy the MINNOW II. Quote
RogerDuke Posted Tuesday at 04:12 AM Posted Tuesday at 04:12 AM For the first time in the race Jesse takes the lead. And the timing couldn't have been better. Emma made it down from Iron Mountain on her back up dirt bike just in time to stop at the intersection to watch the race. And what a sight it was to see her man in the lead on her very own postal dirt bike. She caught the corner of Jesse's eye and distracted him. He looked at her with a big smile and gave her a thumbs up and she blew him a kiss. It was such a distraction that he didn't notice a big rock. He hit it and it threw his bike off to the side and Skipper passed him with the Minnow in tow. Jesse's Yamaha then ran into the dirt where it hit another rock with such force that it catapulted him and the bike into the air and two seconds later, right into the Minnow. Lucky for him and the Yamaha they both landed on the pile of life jackets unharmed but clearly out of the race...... .......or were they? It would be unwise to ever count out crafty and wise Jesse Duke. Skipper Duke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted Tuesday at 04:17 AM Posted Tuesday at 04:17 AM 4 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: For the first time in the race Jesse takes the lead. And the timing couldn't have been better. Emma made it down from Iron Mountain on her back up dirt bike just in time to stop at the intersection to watch the race. And what a sight it was to see her man in the lead on her very own postal dirt bike. She caught the corner of Jesse's eye and distracted him. He looked at her with a big smile and gave her a thumbs up and she blew him a kiss. It was such a distraction that he didn't notice a big rock. He hit it and it threw his bike off to the side and Skipper passed him with the Minnow in tow. Jesse's Yamaha then ran into the dirt where it hit another rock with such force that it catapulted him and the bike into the air and two seconds later, right into the Minnow. Lucky for him and the Yamaha they both landed on the pile of life jackets unharmed but clearly out of the race...... .......or were they? It would be unwise to ever count out crafty and wise Jesse Duke. Uncle Jesse's hatching a sneaky Duke plan. 😂 RogerDuke 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted 8 minutes ago Author Posted 8 minutes ago Well folks....they finally went and done it! You know how you've got the Charlotte 500, Daytona 500, etc. and I figured that's too long a race for me.....( staying sober that long is a real problem! LOL ) so I made up the Moon Shine 400. NOW.....they're advertising on TV, the Cracker Barrell 400! NOW they're coming for our 400 race! Oh well, they'll never have it as good as we do in Hazzard OR as good as The Moon Shine 400!! I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! Quote
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