Hobie Hartkins Posted Wednesday at 11:45 PM Posted Wednesday at 11:45 PM (edited) An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year! I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the race and if I start running low on gas, instead of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road. You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!! He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick! I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!! ....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! Edited yesterday at 01:48 AM by Hobie Hartkins RogerDuke and Skipper Duke 1 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted 22 hours ago Posted 22 hours ago 6 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said: An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year! I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the race and if I start running low on gas, instead of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road. You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!! He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick! I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!! ....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! Season 1 Episode 5 High Octane. Hobie you better watch out in the race, the Professor has invented a new device to soup up the Minnow for me. I'll be right on your tail. 😂 I'm coming I'm coming! 😂 RogerDuke 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago I don't even know why you folks are even bothering racing. Didn't you see what I wrote? Elon Musk has rigged the dirt bike up with the latest tech. It simply can't be beat. Just hand Jesse the trophy now and cancel the race. It will be a complete waste of time since the winner is already known before it even starts. With Jesse on the dirt bike and Emma at the remote controls at the peak of Iron Mountain and the backing of Elon Musk and the most superior technology known to human beings, I'm declaring Jesse the winner right now. It's over before it starts. You can go home now. Just hand Jesse the trophy first. Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago HA!! We don't care about Elon or whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side! We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you! Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted 58 minutes ago Posted 58 minutes ago 39 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said: HA!! We don't care about Elon or whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side! We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you! 😂 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted 58 minutes ago Posted 58 minutes ago 59 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: I don't even know why you folks are even bothering racing. Didn't you see what I wrote? Elon Musk has rigged the dirt bike up with the latest tech. It simply can't be beat. Just hand Jesse the trophy now and cancel the race. It will be a complete waste of time since the winner is already known before it even starts. With Jesse on the dirt bike and Emma at the remote controls at the peak of Iron Mountain and the backing of Elon Musk and the most superior technology known to human beings, I'm declaring Jesse the winner right now. It's over before it starts. You can go home now. Just hand Jesse the trophy first. 😂 Quote
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