Skipper Duke Posted October 4 Author Report Share Posted October 4 Season 3 Uncle Boss(Filmed in Season 2.) Daisy:(About Hughie Hogg.)"Uncle Jesse, a snake that sheds its skin is still a snake." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 8 Author Report Share Posted October 8 Season 3 The Legacy Boss Hogg & Lucinda Meadows drink a toast to the old days. Cletus:"Cousin Boss. Do you mind if I drink a toast to the old days with y'all?" Boss Hogg:"Cletus, you weren't around in the old days! And I ain't to pleased to have you around in the new days neither!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 9 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Season 3 The Legacy Boss Hogg & Lucinda Meadows drink a toast to the old days. Cletus:"Cousin Boss. Do you mind if I drink a toast to the old days with y'all?" Boss Hogg:"Cletus, you weren't around in the old days! And I ain't to pleased to have you around in the new days neither!" I laugh every time I hear that! Skipper Duke, Garrett Duke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 11 Author Report Share Posted October 11 Season 3 The Hazzardville Horror. Bo:"Look at all that smoke! What do you suppose it is they're burnin'?" Luke:"Well, you can bet it ain't oil. My guess is, they're cookin' up Boss's silver." Bo:"Oh great! If they do that, there ain't gonna be no way we can prove we didn't steal it." Luke:"Yer real sharp! There is a way though. If we could stop 'em!" Bo:"Hey! You asked for it!"(Flips on the siren) Billy Joe Billings:"PA, the fuzz is after us! We ain't got no more time fer that! Tuck it in PA!" Claude Billings:"I need more time! This ain't Chicken Gumbo I'm makin'!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 11 Author Report Share Posted October 11 Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again. After Rosco runs him off the road and they both crash on opposite sides of the road trying get away from the other. ATF Agent Roy Winters:"Every time I get mixed up with J. D. Hogg, I gotta double my auto insurance." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 12 Author Report Share Posted October 12 Season 3 The Legacy Luke:"This road's gettin' as crowded as the Indianapolis 500!" Bo:"Haha!" Uncle Jesse:"Haha!" Lucinda Meadows:"Get over!" Bo:"That joker that's tryin' to pass us is liable to sprout wings if he hits Deadman's Curve better than 20 miles an hour!" Lucinda:"Get over! Get over!" Bo:"That lady's in trouble. You better speed up Luke!" Luke:"You got it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 14 Author Report Share Posted October 14 Season 5 The New Dukes Daisy:"You know, Uncle Jesse. After 6 years, I don't think I'm gonna even recognize my own cousins." Uncle Jesse:"Oh. I think you'll recognize 'em." A car is heard, it comes flying thru the air over the Duke Farm. Coy & Vance:"Yeehaw!" The car lands. Uncle Jesse:"Now, do you recognize 'em?" Daisy:"Haha!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 16 Author Report Share Posted October 16 Season 4 Dukescam Scam Judge Potts:"Shut up Sheriff!" Cletus:"Shut up Rosco!" Rosco"Cletus, just because yer the bailiff, that don't give you the right to call me Rosco, an' to tell me to shut up!" Judge Potts:"Well, I got the right Sheriff! An' I said "Shut up!" Rosco:"Oh! Well, that's different!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 17 Author Report Share Posted October 17 Season 5 The Hazzardgate Tape. In Hazzard Square at Boss Hogg's house, Coy Vance and Boss in the General Lee chase the bad guys. Daisy and Uncle Jesse are in his truck. The bad guys and General Lee are long gone. Uncle Jesse becomes increasingly frustrated at the not wanting to start truck and hits it on the steering wheel "Dang blasted it, you truck!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 18 Author Report Share Posted October 18 Season 5 Vance's Lady Vance:"Now what? We're not goin' over 55." Coy:"Since when did a Sheriff's car in Hazzard go by the rules?" Vance:"Yer right cuz. It don't rightly seem fair that they shouldn't an' we should." Both boys:"Hahaha." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 Season 5 Lawman of the Year. Waylon Jennings:"The men around Hazzard take pride in their cookin', their women and their cars. An' Ol' Coy an' Vance Duke are about the best drivers around. They have to be to keep up with Daisy. A real double threat. An' she can cook too." Daisy:"Hey! What's with you fellas? I thought you were supposed to give me some competition." Coy:"We're just takin' it easy on you little cuz. Wait til we get back on level ground." Waylon Jennings:"Now where's he gonna find that in Hazzard?" Daisy:"Yeah yeah! Well, you remember there's a yellow flag on Old Mill Road. An' remember our bet fellas! Winner cooks breakfast an' does dishes fer a week! Yahoo!" Waylon Jennings:"Them boys better get movin'. They cook bad!" Daisy gets caught by Rosco in a speed trap. Waylon Jennings:"How some ever, I got a feeling that there ain't nobody gonna win this race." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Season 7 The Haunting of J. D. Hogg Luke:"Hey Bo. You think that new bridge is finished over at Baker Creek?" Bo:"Probably not. It takes county funds to fix it." Uncle Jesse:"Now just a minute. Are you boys thinkin' what I think yer thinkin'? I don't wanna go flyin' in this car!" Bo:"We don't neither Uncle Jesse. But we're here now. Hang on!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 On 10/26/2024 at 5:46 AM, Skipper Duke said: Season 7 The Haunting of J. D. Hogg Just in time for Halloween. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 28 Author Report Share Posted October 28 Season 3 And in This Corner, Luke Duke. When Luke and Boss Hogg argue about the mirror and how to square it. Because it was off center. Luke:"All you gotta do is lift up the right hand side Boss!" Boss:"If you wanna lift it up, do it yourself!" Luke:"Alrighty!" (Fixes mirror.)"No problem!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 3 Author Report Share Posted November 3 Season 3 The Late J. D. Hogg The mail thieves transfer from the hijacked mail van truck into Charlie Watkins car. Waylon Jennings:"So, the mail thieves made a transfer into ol' Charlie Watkins car. And the Dukes farm went with it." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase Waylon Jennings:"Rosco was fire wallin' that commandeered car, an' that poor old dude figured he would never see Christmas. An' with Bo an' Luke runnin' like a scalded cat, they never even noticed what laid ahead." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Season 7 Sittin' Dukes. Sheriff Little interrogating Daisy Duke & Uncle Jesse Duke. Sheriff Little:"Now, are you two gonna talk, or am I gonna have to spend the rest of the day grillin' ya, huh?" Boss Hogg:"Please don't mention that word grill! It reminds me of hotdogs an' Frankfurters at a barbecue!" Boss Hogg was dieting and not allowed to eat anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted 2 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 2 hours ago Season 3 The Canterbury Crock Boss and Rosco driving the General Lee Boss Hogg:"Do you know how to drive this!?" Rosco:"Listen, I'm good! I'm good!" Boss:"Yeah? Well, you ain't doin' as good as the Duke Boys do!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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