Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon 

Rosco:"Cletus, this is the Sheriff speakin'. Now, you stay with 'em on uh Sandridge Road an' I'll get down to Cedar Creek Lane an' cut 'em off."

Cletus:"Roger Wilco, Sheriff."

Rosco:"Khee, khee, khee! I'm gone!"

Bo:"Well, we got Cletus. Where the heck is Rosco?"

Waylon Jennings:"Rosco was fixin' to slam the back door." 😂 

Bo:"Hang on cousin. We is about to jump Hollow Creek." ❤️ 

Waylon Jennings:"Which is exactly what Rosco has in mind too. To head off the boys." ❤️ 

Rosco:"Ooh e awwe e!" 😂 

Waylon Jennings:"Friends, that's America. Kinda pretty, ain't it?" 😂 

The General Lee and Rosco both make it over the creek. They land. Bo and Luke stop.

Waylon Jennings:"Now, if yer wonderin' why the Duke Boys stopped. Well, they simply wanted to watch what was happenin'. Wouldn't you?" 😂 

Cletus:"Bye Sheriff. Aaaaaaaaaaah! Look out!" 😂 

Luke:"Look out!" 😂 

Waylon Jennings:"Hazzard is the only place that I know that ain't got no airport. But still needs a runway." 😂 

Bo and Luke get of the General Lee and run away. 😂 

Cletus:"Freeze!" 😂

Rosco:"Alright, freeze!" 😂 

Cletus:"I already froze 'em for ya." 😂 

Rosco:"Will you hush?! I'm yer Superior Officer. I'm the freezer. So just freeze!" (Tired out of breath sigh.) 😂 

 

Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery

Luke:"Bless yer pointed little foot. That wasn't even 3rd long yard, an' you punted us right outta trouble." 😂 

Bo:"Not quite. Are you forgettin' that Rosco thinks we robbed that bank now?"

Luke:"Yeah. We best get over to Jenson's Hollow, an' figure a way outta this mess." ❤️ 

Bo:"I'll drive. You do the figurin'." ❤️ 

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Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's.

Bo:"You know, I just can't figure out how Rosco knew where we were all those times. First at Stone Canyon, then at Cooter's Garage."

Luke:"Unless somebody told him."

Bo:"Besides Cooter, nobody knew about it."

Luke:"Except Bonnie."

Bo:"Yeah, but come on, why would Bonnie wanna-?"

Luke:"It doesn't matter why! What we gotta do, is get back to Cooter's, an' get that float valve put in this car so it runs right!

Bo:"Shoot! We sent Cooter out to Stone Canyon to meet us with that float valve."

Luke:"Shoot, that's the easy part. All we do is raise him on the CB an' cut him off. Hey Crazy C, this here's the Lost Sheep. You out there?"

 

(Season 4 Coltrane Vs. Duke)

Luke Duke:"Now look what they gone an' done!" 

Bo Duke:"Well, you gotta admit, they're tryin' real hard aren't they?" 

Luke Duke:"Yeah. Hold on!"

Deputy Cletus Hogg:"Haha we outfoxed the Dukes! Hehe!" 

Deputy Emery Potter:"Maybe they went back fer help." 

Deputy Cletus Hogg:"Back fer help?! They ain't goin' back fer help! Where are they goin'?" 

Deputy Emery Potter:"They're gonna jump it."

Deputy Cletus Hogg:"They can't jump that! Houdini couldn't jump that!" 

Luke Duke:"Haha hang on this time!" 

Bo Duke:"Ya-hoo!" 

Deputy Emery Potter:(Smugly.)"They jumped it." 😂

(Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough)

Bo Duke:"I think he got to much of a head start."

Luke Duke:"We're gonna have to take a shortcut or somethin'." 

Bo Duke:"But we can't take that shortcut. That ain't no road." 

Luke Duke:"That never stopped you before. So come on." 

Both together:"Let's take it. Haha!" 

Bo Duke:"Ya-hoo!" 

Frank:"They just jumped the road over there."

Lisa:"You just take the long way around. You don't drive like they do." 

Waylon Jennings:"Now honey, they ain't nobody drive like they do!" 😂

Season 4 Dukes in Danger.

Hammer:"It's them plowboys! How'd they fix their tire that fast?"

Leeman:"I don't know! But we better start puttin' some holes in 'em!"

Season 2 The Meeting 

Black Jack Bender:"I don't like the way this day is startin'. I don't like it at all. A car with doors that won't open." 😂

This is very in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. From the cutscenes of the mission General Confusion.

Rosco:"I got 'em down by the river Boss! Khee khee khee!"

Enos:"I got 'em up by the Coal Mine!"

Boss Hogg:"How could they be in both places at once?" 😂 

Luke:"An' still be standin' right in front of you." 😂 

Boss Hogg:"An' still be standin' right in front of- Aaah! You! But how'd you-?" 😂 

Bo:"Practice." 😂 

Luke:"An' 3 General Lees." 😆

That mission General Confusion is based on the TV series Season 2 episode Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough when they had 3 General Lees to fool Boss Hogg and the Jethro Brothers Simon & Roby his new partners in crime for the episode.

(Season 4 Cletus Falls in Love)

Daisy Duke:"Cletus has us boxed in!" 

Bo Duke:"This is downright embarrassing." 

Luke Duke:"Gonna be worse than that. If you get another phony citation from Boss. Yer gonna lose yer license. An' I ain't far behind."

(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee)

Luke Duke:"Everybody in Hazzard knows this car is held together by spit an' bailin' wire."

Season 5 The Return of the Mean Green Machine 

Rosco:"I wonder what the hysterical value of those coins are." 😂 

Boss:"You mean "historical" don't you?"

Rosco:"That too." 😂

Boss:"What I wonder is, how much those coins are worth melted down." 😂 

Rosco:"You're gonna melt those-" 😂 

Boss:"Shhhh!" 😂 

Season 3 Baa, Baa, White Sheep

Abraham Lincoln Hogg (While riding in the General Lee with Luke & Daisy Duke on a bumpy road. Hitting his head on the car's roof.):"I'd rather go over Niagara Falls in a barrel than take another ride on this road!" 😂 

Luke:"That's Boss for you. The only good roads in the county are the ones that lead to his properties." 😂 

Abraham Lincoln Hogg:"That's my brother!" 😂 

(Season 1 The Big Heist)

Luke Duke:"If we'd have stole Boss's money, why would we be walkin' instead of drivin' our car?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"I haven't figured that out yet, but that's just typical of you to throw me off track!" 😆😂🤣

Funny scene from Season 6 Dead and Alive.

Bad guy:"Callin' Chickasaw County Sheriff."

Sheriff Little reaches for radio.

Rosco:"Now just a minute Little! That there is my radio." 😂 

Sheriff Little:"An' that's my name he's a callin'." 😂

Before bad guy called Sheriff Little to get help catching Bo and Luke, his buddy told him "Get the police channel on the CB. Maybe we can get that Sheriff to help us."

Partner:"It sure feels funny callin' the cops." 😂

This is very funny in CMT Inside Fame The Dukes of Hazzard.

Balladeer:"When it came time fer Ben Jones to audition fer Cooter, all he had to do was roll outta bed." 😂

This is also very funny from CMT Inside Fame The Dukes of Hazzard.

Balladeer (Talking about James Best (Rosco's artwork.):"Who knew Rosco could paint anything but the side of a barn." 😂

Season 2 Days of Shine and Roses

Boss Hogg:"Beautiful dreamer, la de da de- Hey! How!? Rosco, you dodo!" 😂

Hazzard in Hollywood (2000)

Bo:"Why don't you go see her? Yer here, she's here."

Luke:"I don't think her husband would appreciate that Bo." 😂 

Bo:"Oh." 😂 

Season 1 Repo Men 

Cooter Davenport & Luke Duke are in the Rolls Royce.

Cooter:"Hey Luke?"

Luke:"Yeah?"

Cooter:"What do you think ol' Burt Reynolds would do at a time like this?"

Luke:"I ain't sure. But I know he'd be doin' it with somebody a lot prettier than you." 😂 

Cooter:"Hey Luke?" 

Luke:"Yeah?" 

Cooter:"If you can't make this thing go any faster than this, do you mind if I just jump out and run ahead?" 😂 

Luke:"Funny." 😂

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Season 4 Double Dukes.

Daisy faints, Uncle Jesse & Cooter catch her, put her on the ground in front of Rosco's car. They take off their hats and fan her with them. Daisy is faking it. She looks up at Cooter and smiles behind his waving hat.

Rosco:"Are you nuts!? Don't be puttin' Daisy's body in front of my vehicle!" 😂 

Uncle Jesse:"Rosco, can't you see the lady has fainted!?" 😂 

Cooter:"Rosco, do yer duty!" 😂 

Rosco:"I haven't got time fer- Listen, she's obstructing justice!" 😂