Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 Uncle Boss(Filmed in Season 2.)

Daisy:(About Hughie Hogg.)"Uncle Jesse, a snake that sheds its skin is still a snake."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 The Legacy

Boss Hogg & Lucinda Meadows drink a toast to the old days.

Cletus:"Cousin Boss. Do you mind if I drink a toast to the old days with y'all?"

Boss Hogg:"Cletus, you weren't around in the old days! And I ain't to pleased to have you around in the new days neither!"

[RogerDuke]

9 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Season 3 The Legacy

Boss Hogg & Lucinda Meadows drink a toast to the old days.

Cletus:"Cousin Boss. Do you mind if I drink a toast to the old days with y'all?"

Boss Hogg:"Cletus, you weren't around in the old days! And I ain't to pleased to have you around in the new days neither!"

I laugh every time I hear that! 

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 The Hazzardville Horror.

Bo:"Look at all that smoke! What do you suppose it is they're burnin'?"

Luke:"Well, you can bet it ain't oil. My guess is, they're cookin' up Boss's silver."

Bo:"Oh great! If they do that, there ain't gonna be no way we can prove we didn't steal it."

Luke:"Yer real sharp! There is a way though. If we could stop 'em!"

Bo:"Hey! You asked for it!"(Flips on the siren)

Billy Joe Billings:"PA, the fuzz is after us! We ain't got no more time fer that! Tuck it in PA!"

Claude Billings:"I need more time! This ain't Chicken Gumbo I'm makin'!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again. After Rosco runs him off the road and they both crash on opposite sides of the road trying get away from the other.

ATF Agent Roy Winters:"Every time I get mixed up with J. D. Hogg, I gotta double my auto insurance."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 The Legacy 

Luke:"This road's gettin' as crowded as the Indianapolis 500!"

Bo:"Haha!"

Uncle Jesse:"Haha!"

Lucinda Meadows:"Get over!"

Bo:"That joker that's tryin' to pass us is liable to sprout wings if he hits Deadman's Curve better than 20 miles an hour!"

Lucinda:"Get over! Get over!"

Bo:"That lady's in trouble. You better speed up Luke!"

Luke:"You got it!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 5 The New Dukes

Daisy:"You know, Uncle Jesse. After 6 years, I don't think I'm gonna even recognize my own cousins."

Uncle Jesse:"Oh. I think you'll recognize 'em." A car is heard, it comes flying thru the air over the Duke Farm.

Coy & Vance:"Yeehaw!" The car lands.

Uncle Jesse:"Now, do you recognize 'em?"

Daisy:"Haha!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 Dukescam Scam

Judge Potts:"Shut up Sheriff!"

Cletus:"Shut up Rosco!"

Rosco"Cletus, just because yer the bailiff, that don't give you the right to call me Rosco, an' to tell me to shut up!"

Judge Potts:"Well, I got the right Sheriff! An' I said "Shut up!"

Rosco:"Oh! Well, that's different!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 5 The Hazzardgate Tape. In Hazzard Square at Boss Hogg's house, Coy Vance and Boss in the General Lee chase the bad guys. Daisy and Uncle Jesse are in his truck. The bad guys and General Lee are long gone. Uncle Jesse becomes increasingly frustrated at the not wanting to start truck and hits it on the steering wheel "Dang blasted it, you truck!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 5 Vance's Lady 

Vance:"Now what? We're not goin' over 55."

Coy:"Since when did a Sheriff's car in Hazzard go by the rules?"

Vance:"Yer right cuz. It don't rightly seem fair that they shouldn't an' we should."

Both boys:"Hahaha."