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Cooter's famous CB line

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What was it? It seems to me it was "Breaker Breaker, I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Crazy Cooter comin at ya on the Hazzard Net..." but it seems to me that there was something in between "Breaker Breaker" and "I might be...". I'd swear that there was somethin more between there and I just can't think of it. Anyone?

I believe it was:

"Breaker One, Breaker One, I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaaazy Cooter comin' at ya. Ya'll home on the HazzardNet? Come on."

The "ya'll" was occasionally replaced with something like "All you Dukes" or "You Duke Boys". But that was the gist of it.

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That's it!!! It was the "Ones" I was forgetting about. I knew that Cooter's little catchline rhymed at one point, and when I was thinkin about it(in my original post), it didn't rhyme. Turns out I was leavin out the "Ones" that were rhymin with "dumb". Thanks! It was drivin me nuts.

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"Breaker one! Breaker one! I might be crazy but I ain't dumb! CRRRAZZZZYYY COOTER comin' atcha! Any a ya'll Dukes out there on the Hazzardnet?" or "Any a ya'll Dukes gots yer ears on?" or " Lost sheep are ya out there? Come back?"

I love it!! But the trick is if ya do it ya gotta say it as fast as you can without messing it up! It's like a toungue twister!

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Got another one, not sure if anyone has posted it:

Breaker one, breaker one, might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Crazy Cooter comin' back at ya. Makin' hay all day with a heavy load on the open road. Hey bro if you've got the time, I've got the rhyme.

I loved that!

LOL...Good One!

I wonder how many of those he wrote himself.

That sounds like something Ben would write.

He might have! LOL, I had to rewind about 5 times just to type it in!

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