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Favorite Bo Quotes

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In Mary Kay's Baby:

Bo: I'm sure glad I aint pregnant, i'd be sick.

I dont know the episode name to this

Rosco: Bo

Bo: What?

Rosco: Hush!

In Finding Loretta Lynn:

Bo: Look Ma, no hands.

Anyone got anymore?

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:D The one I thought I was really cute was in Limo one is Missing when he says "There couldn't have been more than a gallon in that one gallon can of gas!" Luke- "You don't say in a one gallon can!" Bo- "I can't believe I just said that either!!"

my favorite is in In This Corner Luke Duke :

Bo : Don't let hiim dazzle you Luke c'mon get him use your left.

Bo : Don't block it with your face.

I just thought of another one I thought was cute. In High Octane when the New Probation office passed out after smelling the Shine Bo looks at Luke and says "Hey Luke do you you think she needs mouth to mouth recreation?" Luke-"Don't you mean resusitation?" Bo replies he believes the prior!

Return of the Ridge Raiders:

Luke: your granddad sure does keep that thing in fine shape.

Bo: That aint the only thing in fine shape round here. :wink:

and of course my quote at the end

Bo didn't say, "I hate kids" to Luke. Luke wasn't there. He said it to Jill Dodson. But don't worry about it, I nitpick too much.

From Route 7/11

"...and as soon as Luke gets that look in his eye he says, 'I got it. Let's

go, Bo,' and I get in trouble."

Then later in the same conversation...

"Oh, it's simple. You know for a minute there I thought we were gonna have to do something illegal."

:wink:

Bo: I aint perfect, but i sure am pretty

Bo: (to Luke) I swear, if woman were birds you'd peobabley date a buzzard

Luke: And you date a crane. No meat

Bo: (to Jill Dodson) I knew it. It is my money you're after. Everybody said it was my body

Jill: Incredible

Bo:My Body?

Jill: Your ego

Bo:Thanks. I've been working on it for years

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Hey ya'll!

Ya know just about everything Bo Duke says is qoutable, but here's some more!

From One Armed Bandidts:

>Bo: Me an' Luke id be glad to help out , now wouldn't we Luke?

>Luke: Nope

> Bo:Whaddya mean no? It' s our civic duty. Besides a least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours!

>Bo: Grab that sign

>Luke: You grab it

>Bo: Well I can't I'm driving

>Luke: Is that what ya call it?

From Mary-Kay's Baby

>Bo "We ain't done nothing, have we?"

>Bo "I'd give a whole nickel to find out why they're chasing us

>Bo:You figured out if it's us he's chasin

>Luke: Yep got it all figured out. See anybody in front of us?

>Bo: No

> Luke: Then it's us!

And I don't know where this one's from but I like it

Bo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphalt

YEEEEEE-HAW!

Keep it between the ditches ya'll!

Hey ya'll!

Ya know just about everything Bo Duke says is qoutable, but here's some more!

From One Armed Bandidts:

>Bo: Me an' Luke id be glad to help out , now wouldn't we Luke?

>Luke: Nope

> Bo:Whaddya mean no? It' s our civic duty. Besides a least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours!

>Bo: Grab that sign

>Luke: You grab it

>Bo: Well I can't I'm driving

>Luke: Is that what ya call it?

From Mary-Kay's Baby

>Bo "We ain't done nothing, have we?"

>Bo "I'd give a whole nickel to find out why they're chasing us

>Bo:You figured out if it's us he's chasin

>Luke: Yep got it all figured out. See anybody in front of us?

>Bo: No

> Luke: Then it's us!

And I don't know where this one's from but I like it

Bo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphalt

YEEEEEE-HAW!

Keep it between the ditches ya'll!

And I don't know where this one's from but I like it

Bo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphalt

YEEEEEE-HAW!

Keep it between the ditches ya'll!

I don't know if Bo ever said that. I know the balladeer is said it at least once. And on the first season special feature BBQ reunion John Schneider says it when he's telling about a story where he was being towed in the camera car in Georgia when it was raining and the car kept going in the ditches because it was so slick.

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