July 3, 200521 yr And I don't know where this one's from but I like itBo" It's slicker than a bald-tired semi an a mile of red asphaltYEEEEEE-HAW!Keep it between the ditches ya'll!I don't know if Bo ever said that. I know the balladeer is said it at least once. And on the first season special feature BBQ reunion John Schneider says it when he's telling about a story where he was being towed in the camera car in Georgia when it was raining and the car kept going in the ditches because it was so slick.
July 3, 200521 yr I think you're right Bo the Character never said it but John did!I love it I love it anyways! Here's some more good one's from Daisy's song>Bo:What are we gonna do?>Luke:Uh...Run!"I hate to go home with my tail tucked">Luke:What's the charge?>Rosco: Consorting with known criminals>Bo: Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you!>Rosco: You got a nasty mouth on ya Duke boyJessie Colters Manager says: It's sort of a disneyland for the weirdBo: We oughta fit right in! From one armed Bandidts Bo: Hey Luke ain't it great what hormones can do!?Luke: uh hah
July 3, 200521 yr I think you're right Bo the Character never said it but John did!I love it I love it anyways! Here's some more good one's from Daisy's song>Bo:What are we gonna do?>Luke:Uh...Run!"I hate to go home with my tail tucked">Luke:What's the charge?>Rosco: Consorting with known criminals>Bo: Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you!>Rosco: You got a nasty mouth on ya Duke boyJessie Colters Manager says: It's sort of a disneyland for the weirdBo: We oughta fit right in! From one armed Bandidts Bo: Hey Luke ain't it great what hormones can do!?Luke: uh hah
July 21, 200521 yr Got another one. In "The Late J.D. Hogg", Rosco tells Cletus to hold up the boys while he executes one of his plans (or something. Rather vague on the details, sorry). So Cletus stops them and demands they let him inspect the General Lee from top to bottom. And at one point, when the boys attempt to escape, Cletus is under the hood of the General while Bo is starting the engine.Cletus: "Where's the dipstick?"Bo: "You're under the hood, Cletus!"The funny of this scene is all in John Schneider's delivery; Bo sounds so unmitigatedly gleeful. I giggle every time I think of it
July 21, 200521 yr Got another one. In "The Late J.D. Hogg", Rosco tells Cletus to hold up the boys while he executes one of his plans (or something. Rather vague on the details, sorry). So Cletus stops them and demands they let him inspect the General Lee from top to bottom. And at one point, when the boys attempt to escape, Cletus is under the hood of the General while Bo is starting the engine.Cletus: "Where's the dipstick?"Bo: "You're under the hood, Cletus!"The funny of this scene is all in John Schneider's delivery; Bo sounds so unmitigatedly gleeful. I giggle every time I think of it
July 23, 200521 yr Tee Hee! That's a good one! I giggled when I read it too! Hey what ep. is that Cletus bein' a dipstick one from. Well Cletus is always a dipstick but I mean the under the hood one!? And ya you're right it's all in how he says too, that's reminds me of a great scene from the big heist.*Kid "Stick em up and don't move!"*Rosco "Will you go away little boy, I gotta get some gas in this car here1"*Kid "I'll shoot if you don't put up your hands!"*Luke "Atta boy partner. Keep im covered! You got that money hid in a safe place?"*Kid "Ya I put it where nobody'll find it!"*Luke "Don't turn around Rosco! He means it"*Rosco "You mean to tell me that little brat's gotta pistol?*Luke "Now don't rile im Rosco! He means business!"*Rosco "That's just like you Duke boys leadin a little boy into a life of crime! Does your Uncle Jesse know about this?"*Bo "He ain't a little boy Rosco!"*Rocso "He ain't?"*Bo "No, he's a midget!"*Rosco "Midget?"*Bo "And boy is he ever mean!"*Rosco "Mean?"*Bo "Mean!"It's just perfectly done, and the silly grin on Bo's face is worth watching. And just before Bo says and boy is he ever mean, the boys got a great smile on his face too. His smile dissappers when Bo says "Mean!"I love that one! Oh ya and after the Dukes escape and make their getaway, the kid's dad comes out and says something like" I told you not to shoot customer's with that water pistol. Did he get ya Sheriff?" And Rocso says" Water pistol!?" Then the kid squirts him in the face!!! I love it I love it!
July 23, 200521 yr Tee Hee! That's a good one! I giggled when I read it too! Hey what ep. is that Cletus bein' a dipstick one from. Well Cletus is always a dipstick but I mean the under the hood one!? And ya you're right it's all in how he says too, that's reminds me of a great scene from the big heist.*Kid "Stick em up and don't move!"*Rosco "Will you go away little boy, I gotta get some gas in this car here1"*Kid "I'll shoot if you don't put up your hands!"*Luke "Atta boy partner. Keep im covered! You got that money hid in a safe place?"*Kid "Ya I put it where nobody'll find it!"*Luke "Don't turn around Rosco! He means it"*Rosco "You mean to tell me that little brat's gotta pistol?*Luke "Now don't rile im Rosco! He means business!"*Rosco "That's just like you Duke boys leadin a little boy into a life of crime! Does your Uncle Jesse know about this?"*Bo "He ain't a little boy Rosco!"*Rocso "He ain't?"*Bo "No, he's a midget!"*Rosco "Midget?"*Bo "And boy is he ever mean!"*Rosco "Mean?"*Bo "Mean!"It's just perfectly done, and the silly grin on Bo's face is worth watching. And just before Bo says and boy is he ever mean, the boys got a great smile on his face too. His smile dissappers when Bo says "Mean!"I love that one! Oh ya and after the Dukes escape and make their getaway, the kid's dad comes out and says something like" I told you not to shoot customer's with that water pistol. Did he get ya Sheriff?" And Rocso says" Water pistol!?" Then the kid squirts him in the face!!! I love it I love it!
July 23, 200521 yr Here`s one I LOVE!!Luke:Take that shortcut over there.*points* Bo:That`s not a shortcut. Luke:It will be once you take it! Bo:You got a point.
July 23, 200521 yr Here`s one I LOVE!!Luke:Take that shortcut over there.*points* Bo:That`s not a shortcut. Luke:It will be once you take it! Bo:You got a point.
July 23, 200521 yr I can see that you like that one! He he! My fave is still Bo: Me an Luke id be glad to help out now wouldn't we Luke!?" Luke through a mouthful of chicken: Nope. Bo "Whaddya mean no? It' sour civic duty! Why at least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours!" Luke "Bo's always braggin on me!"
July 23, 200521 yr I can see that you like that one! He he! My fave is still Bo: Me an Luke id be glad to help out now wouldn't we Luke!?" Luke through a mouthful of chicken: Nope. Bo "Whaddya mean no? It' sour civic duty! Why at least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours!" Luke "Bo's always braggin on me!"
July 23, 200521 yr Bo: Daisy you there?Daisy: Yeah, BoBo: Yeah, you watch out for Rosco, He’ll be hopping mad when he finds out what we did to his barricadeLuke: Best head over to the junkyard and see it we can pick up a new fenderBo: The way you drive we’d better pick up a new right quart panel, a left quarter panel, a hoodLuke: All right, all right.Luke: Quite a leap, think we’ll get enough speed?Bo: Well. Halfway acrossLuke: YeahBo: Ask me then.
July 23, 200521 yr Bo: Daisy you there?Daisy: Yeah, BoBo: Yeah, you watch out for Rosco, He’ll be hopping mad when he finds out what we did to his barricadeLuke: Best head over to the junkyard and see it we can pick up a new fenderBo: The way you drive we’d better pick up a new right quart panel, a left quarter panel, a hoodLuke: All right, all right.Luke: Quite a leap, think we’ll get enough speed?Bo: Well. Halfway acrossLuke: YeahBo: Ask me then.
July 23, 200521 yr Bo: Daisy Duke, if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you! Daisy: Never stopped anybody in this family before.Bo:True.Bo: We'll be okay, unless we have to stop for gas, again! There wasn't much more'n a gallon in that gas can. Luke: In a one-gallon gas can. Huh. Bo: I cannot believe I just said that.Bo: Dang it Rosco. Can't he just leave us alone? Don't he know we're just testing out a new Camshaft?Luke: Unless you want that Camshaft in the front seat with use you better that her out of second gearBo: CuteLuke: You think I can fool Rosco with my Enos imitation?Bo: $5 says you can't.Luke: You're on.
July 23, 200521 yr Bo: Daisy Duke, if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you! Daisy: Never stopped anybody in this family before.Bo:True.Bo: We'll be okay, unless we have to stop for gas, again! There wasn't much more'n a gallon in that gas can. Luke: In a one-gallon gas can. Huh. Bo: I cannot believe I just said that.Bo: Dang it Rosco. Can't he just leave us alone? Don't he know we're just testing out a new Camshaft?Luke: Unless you want that Camshaft in the front seat with use you better that her out of second gearBo: CuteLuke: You think I can fool Rosco with my Enos imitation?Bo: $5 says you can't.Luke: You're on.
July 25, 200521 yr One that I remember in "Boar's Nest Bears" is Bo: Well would you look at there who's coming!Balladeer: Well at the worst possible time, guess who's showing!Luke: More good news!Bo: mmm hmm!
July 25, 200521 yr One that I remember in "Boar's Nest Bears" is Bo: Well would you look at there who's coming!Balladeer: Well at the worst possible time, guess who's showing!Luke: More good news!Bo: mmm hmm!
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