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Emma says "But what I never seen Reba ever again Dusty." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Thelma says "I don't know what Mac and Dusty is talking about but you're the best cook in the whole county. And I wonder what Rosco and Iola is up right now in town they never did show up Jesse." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke or Bo's Crush

Oh I'm sorry I seem to hit that buttom everytime I leave post on round robin that's all. Oh wait now I got the General Lee to 248 ft just once thow.

Rosco says "Oh Dusty, it doesn't even feel real right now and I've got my grandsons that want to come and live here. You can imagine the mess they must be right now." Meanwhile in Smallville, Kansas Lois and Lucy Lane was at Chloe Sullivan's apartment and the phone rings and it's David Lexmark and he has some bad news for them right now. David says "Chloe, I'm afraid to tell you this but in Cleveland Emma and my dad have been in a fatal car accident and it seems that it don't feel real I've been down to confirm there bodies and everything but I just can't believe that the woman that raised me is dead and I called Emma's father and he took pretty hard I just could imagine how Reba and Charlie is going to take there mother is dead." Chloe says "Well, David there Davenport's and he can take alot but this is something that even threw me for a loop and sorry for your loss I know you and your dad was real close. So tell me, how is your wife and kids taking this news right now. Wow, my cousin and her husband is gone and now Chad and Jeremy is orphans I think I know how Clark felt when his dad died when he was mad at the world. Thanks You, David for the news and good bye." Lois and Lucy look at Chloe and they both know something is wrong in the family and Lois takes the bull by the horns and says "Chloe, what is wrong right now you went a shade lighter when you heard something on the phone." Chloe says "Lois I don't know how to tell the two of you this right now but Emma and her husband Bruce was in fatal Car Accident and they was killed by a drunk Driver in Cleveland,Ohio." Lucy says "She was my Godmother, and now she is gone you know after Mom died she was like a second mother." Chloe says "I know she was like that when Mom left me and dad. Aunt Emma and Uncle Bruce brought their boys out with them and she just sat with me and kept telling me that it would be okay." Just then Clark knocks on the door and Lucy opens it for him and he says "Chloe what is wrong your all crying right now." Chloe says "Well Clark Aunt Emma and Uncle Bruce was killed by drunk driver in Cleveland, Ohio and it's hard loss for the Davenport family especially her father Rosco P. Coltrane in Hazzard as well. Can you imagine how our cousin Cooter must be feeling by now you they was best friends." Lois says "Clark, if you want to come with us to Hazzard to tell Cooter about his cousin dying." Clark says "Sure, I got a Uncle in Hazzard as well so I don't mind coming as well and it looks like it going to be the four of us now." cue dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Charlie says "Hey Little Duke, there is somebody I want to you to meet and that is Mrs. Indains Fan and Little Indains Fan as well. Do you guys remember when I punched out J.R. Ewing five years on Uncle Luke's farm." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Chad says "Ya sure, but what is a tire swing I'm a little confused right now about that." Jeremy says "Oh come on Chad, let's just go and check it out it sounds fun as ever." Back at Luke and Kathy's place Reba comes running outside and says "Anybody seen Little Bo, I can't find him anymore on the farm, I hope Billy Bob didn't take him when everything wa going on. And Charlie good show you sure do take after dad is that true about what he did to Mom when they was married." Charlie looks around and says "Yes Sis, that is true why do you think I was so darn mad at J.R, and I darn I got the wrong Ewing. And don't worry we'll find Little Bo and if he's with Billy Bob he won't get very far." Reba says "Good one, you're forgetting something Charlie and that is this isn't Cleveland,Ohio or Dallas, Texas so anybody you ought right with Ross he seems like he would know Hazzard just a little bit more than you would right now." Charlie says "Okay, I wasn't thinking and that felt good when I hit J.R. Ewing as well and now I'm going to help get my nephew and you take care of yourself as well. Honestly Dad, ever since my brother sent me this picture of Rebecca and Jason well I kept thinking about and well he was the first person to come along that I didn't like." Reba says "Well, I was wondering why would Billy Bob take my son again he doesn't know this county as well Oh dad it happened again to me why can't things just go smoothe for me." Charlie says "You know, I think little Bo is going to be okay and don't worry about it." Just then Ross comes over to Luke's farm and he seems that the Ewing's are leaving just as fast as ever and Charlie see's Ross's Black Charger that looks like the one in the The Fast and The Furious and he says "Ross is that yours, wow I never seen anything that looked that nice and something has happened it appears that Little Bo has been kidnapped by Billy Bob Cowbell." Ross says "Excuse me, I can't believe he done that again you Charlie I was think you and me could look on every road in Hazzard. Uncle Bo and Uncle Luke I was thinking that the more the better and I would be glad to help look for my little cousin. Oh ya, and thanks about the complients and sorry about all teasing but this what I had in mind before. By the way what happened the sure did leave in a hurry and Charlie seems happy about something." Charlie says "Well, Ross if you must know I started things off by decking J.R. Ewing and it went from there you see my best friend stole my girl back in Cleveland and J.R. was the first person I had seen that I didn't like." Ross says "Wow, first rule of the day don't mess with Charlie and it seems to me that Billy Bob Cowbell ain't going to get away with taking Little Bo he's Duke." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

I got to brag but one jump with the general I made Rosco go into the creek, and I made the general Lee go 164 ft, and Boss Caddy flew to the tune of 107 ft. wait a minute my personal best is now 209 ft and now Tyshs is showing at 3,839 it must be Bo driving his general in the game.

Rosco says "Dusty, I'm afraid I got the worst news a parent could get and that was David and he just told me that Emma and Bruce was killed in a fatal car accident and it seems that twins want to come to Hazzard and pretty torn up as well. My first born I just get that father-daughter thing going for the past five years and now she is gone and that drunk driver has left the twins orphaned and me brokenhearted. This is worst then, well when Billy Bob stole Reba from the hospital before I could tell Emma that I was her father ands when she left Hazzard some months later before I could tell her that I was her father. How am I going to tell Reba, Charlie and Bo that Emma is gone you know Reba was just getting to know her mother as well. I feel like I got stabbed in the back how are we going to make and with Reba expecting a baby as well you look like there is something you want to tell me honey." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Charlie had seen Bobby and J.R. Ewing and says "Is that the Son-Of-A-***** that lied to my mama and stole Reba when she was two weeks old and keeps making up lies the both where is that basterd Billy Bob I want to talk to him." Charlie walked over to J.R. Ewing and says "You think your going to take my nephew well you got another thing coming I can't believe people like you got money and yes, you can probaly guess who my father is and it ain't Billy Bob Cowbell it's Bo Duke but I was raised by Dr. Bruce Lexmark and mama told me about how Billy Bob would beat her up when they was married I just wish I could see him face to face." After that, he hit J.R. so hard that he knocked out and fell on the ground and everybody just looked and it seems that he had his father temper. Charlie says "And another thing J.R. my grandfather is sheriff in this county as well and you know what you have desvered that for a along time now. The more I here about you Ewing's the more I can't stand you and your whole family well I guess Ms. Elly is okay from what my sister says and there is another there's no name in hell that your getting Little Bo to raise to be a basterd like you." Reba had heard everything going on and she was watching out the window and says "Hey Everybody you got see what Charlie had just done to J.R. Ewing right here." Cue dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Charlie was real close to Hazzard and he couldn't resist not doing this one time to his Uncle's and Cousins right now he says "Breaker one, Breaker one, this Indains Fan out there anybody got there ears on outthere." Aretha says "Honey,what does all that mean it sounds like a bunch of nonsense going on right now. Why don't you just call your family on your cellphone like everybody else does." Charlie says "You don't understand with all these trees you wouldn't get no reception and besides this way more fun anyways. I guess it's true what Grandpa Coltrane says about I am just like my dad." Meanwhile at Dusty and Rosco's house the phone rings and it will be bad news as Rosco answers the phone and it's his stepgrandson David Lexmark and he says "Grandpa, I'm afraid there is some bad news it seems that Mom and Dad was killed in a fatal car accident the driver was drunk and the twins want to go out to Hazzard and see you, oh ya they want to move in with you if there's room for them in your house for them." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Does anybody remember when John Schneider was in the music video of Trick Pony's called "The Bride".

I would like to see either John Schneider, Tom Wopat or James Best on Dancing With The Stars.

Balladeer: It looks like Charlie really going through something good things for Cameraphones these days. I sure hope he doesn't go back to Rebecca it sure looks like the friendship with Jason is over.

Just then Charlie cellphone rings and it's picture he received and it's from his older brother David. David is Bruce's son from his late wife and he is twenty-five years old and he knows they are really stepbrothers but that doesn't bother him if that don't bother his father. He's know Charlie since he was a new baby in fact and his momma Emma was the best stepmom and kid could have it was has if she his mother. Well Charlie opens and it's from David and it's picture of Jason and Rebecca together well he almost through his Razor but then he remembered how much his parents payed for his phone, and he took the better route and decided he would call Jason and tell him what he just found out. Reba says " I wonder what is bothering Charlie today, it seems like it's a matter of the heart and it hurt as well." Meanwhile Charlie rings his best friend's Jason's cellphone and after a while he answers and Jason says "Hey Charlie, how it's going meeting your sister for the very first time and I guess this Hazzard is quite small as well." Charlie says "Hey Jason, did you get my message yet on your phone yet?" Jason says "Oh no, I don't know what your talking about Charlie we've been friends since sixth grade now so what are you trying to tell me right now." Charlie says "Well, since you won't say anything I will say something. David sent me a picture of you and Rebecca a little while ago. How could you Jason, you introduced us and of all people and you know David wouldn't make things up. One word, stay away from Rebecca because I'm coming back from Hazzard and don't make me settle this score with you. And another thing, I don't believe you did that to me." Jason says "Uh Charlie, I just got your message and Rebecca came on to me you got to believe me about this right here and look I know how this looks right now." Charlie says "Hey Jason, do you think I'm stupid you sure ain't pulling away from Rebecca and she was mine first." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Reba and Micheal had came over and she wasn't expecting so many people to be over at one time and she wanted to tell her Uncle Luke that her brother Charlie was bringing his fiance to meet the family. She had wondered why he never saw through Rebecca until he got the picture on his cameraphone of her and Jason in Jason's car. She was glad that he had found Aretha she did have a usual name but he had told her that her mother was a real big Aretha Franklin fan and that they was originally from Reunion, Florida and moved up to Cleveland. Well, anyways a couple of months after Charlie and his family got back from Hazzard. Rebecca had told him she was pregant well he thought it was just a ploy to get him to take her back but it turned out to be true and they had a little girl which they named Charlene Louisa Lexmark and after the baby was a eighteen months old and they was living together well Rebecca decided that she had enough with motherhood and Charlie got custody of Charlene she wa spitting image of Charlie and she had his temper as well. Rebecca even signed away her rights to their little girl and moving to Las Vegas with Jason in which ever Charlie found out he ended their friendship right away. You see Rebecca and Jason Rosso ended up getting married a little while later and they had a little boy Jason Jr. and it seems that Rebecca never ended her affair with Jason at all. So Charlie, Aretha and little Charlene was on their way to Hazzard and he wanted his grandparents to see his little girl as well. And he had an annoucement as well Aretha was pregant as well, and that they was happy. Cue Dukesrule2000 of Dusty Rose Duke

It seems that Luke found out what happened all those years ago when Emma left that dear John letter for Bo and what she had meant by serious mistakes. It seems that she had took that he didn't want anymore kids so she had left for Yahooville and had Charlie and later moved to Cleveland after meeting and marrying Dr. Bruce Lexmark he had wondered what his cousins true feeling's about what Emma had done Bo really was. He just acted like it was no big deal and kept on looking for his lost baby girl Reba, he also wondered if he had known if she had told she was pregant what might've been right now. Reba says "Uncle Luke, what's bothering you right now I can tell something is bothering you. I wonder why Charlie is so sensitive in nature and how come little things bothered him. I wonder how dad feels finding out he has a eighteen year old son and how Charlie feels about it. cue Dukersrulke2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Lets see last week I bought Herbie Rides Again, and it was pretty funny movie if you haven't seen this movie then you'll love the reenforcements when they save the house. Well I found out the titles for all the Herbie Movies outthere and they are The Love Bug, Herbie Rides Again, Herbie Goes Banannas and Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo which is my dad's favorite and who can forget about Herbie Fully Loaded as well with Lindsey Lohan.

Back in Cleveland Charlie and Aretha was getting ready to go the airport and he wanted his grandparents to meet his future wife. His Grandma Dusty and Grandpa Rosco had six kids now and he was wondering he they was going to have enough kids. Chad and Jeremy was at undisclosed locations with two chearleaders from the John Adams Cheerleader squad and they was doing their best attempt at necking and it was getting pretty steamy in their parents Crown Victoria they had borrowed to go and pick up the girls as well. The Cheerleaders were Louise and Gerri and they had eyes for Chad and Jeremy ever since they had came to the high school three months ago they had the rumors about the twins and they wanted to know if they was true. P.S. Notice to all readers and writers the characters of Louise and Gerri is up for grabs they could be anything you want them to be. And I thought I would show the twins a bit more romantice in this story right here. Cue Dusty Rose Duke or Dukesrule2000

Thelma says "You know did I ever tell about when I babysat the Reverend's grandson for the day and that night, what a brat you know I was glad when his grandparents picked him his grandfather gave his him some well earned spanking's he colored on my favorite tablecloth. Used my son's shaving cream up in the bathroom and I had to go and clean that up later." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke or Bo's Crush.

Reba says "Uncle Luke this my baby brother Charlie Bruce Lexmark, and he is eighteen years old and he looks just like my grandfather. And Charlie this Uncle Luke, and over there is Aunt Kathy and you know I thinks she realize that is a private moment. "Charlie says "Hey Uncle Luke, cool car you and Dad have here you know my pride and joy is 1991 Ford Probe in Midnight Blue with green neon lights on the bottom which annoy my parents all the time. Rebecca just loves it when I go fast in my Probe I call her Herbie because she has all these little probelms that seem to solve themselves one day the window wipers would stop going back and forth and it was sunny out." Ross walks over and says "You known Charlie I got instant solution for ya, trade that Ford in for a late model Dodge like I got you never have those probelms ever again." Charlie says "Ross, first Reba and her husband tease me about my Indains jackets and now you tease me about my Probe. And I thought my brothers were bad and this right here." Charlie walks over to the General and he tries the door handle and Ross, and the rest of the kids was laughing nobody was about to tell him about the no claus about the General people should know and Reba says "How come nobody told my brother about the doors yet, this is funny but come on take it easy on him he's from Cleveland, Ohio and he didn't know before dad told me about it." Ross says "Charlie you try to open the door all day if you want but that door is pretty stubborn and it's welded shut as well. So, the more the try the of the fool your gonna be now dang if I don't see the resemble's to Uncle Rosco right now. Oh Relax, I'm your cousin and I look like him too but you even act like him and get mad about little things just he does as well." Reba says "Thank You Ross, for bringing up that he looks like Grandpa he didn't know that before so thank you very much cousin. Charlie I meant to tell you about the doors but I went the very same thing when I had first seen the General Lee." Just then Bo and Luke come walking up and they are watching everything going right now and even they see how much he looks like Rosco and acts like Rosco by now, by they couldn't tease him about anything back in the day. Back at Dusty's house now Emma and Dusty was talking about the time her and Bo got lost in old Yuchey Swamp, and he ran out of gas. Emma recalled that her mother was steamy mad when she got home at 3 in the morning and didn't call or anything. Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Anybody remember a fairly recent cartoon called Funky Cops.

Reba is talking with Bo and says "Dad, there is something on my mind I'd might as well tell what is bothering and yes everybody can know as well. Well, before you came over Billy Bob called my cellphone and he said that J.R. Ewing was going to take Little Bo from me and I was all upset because I hadn't heard from in six months." Charlie looks at Reba and says "I don't think so he's my nephew and J.R. ain't getting past me sis. Trust me on this right here, you know it's peaceful without the twins around right now. Reba, did you really tune-up with GTo yourself you know what you are doing maybe when your in Cleveland visiting you can take a look at Probe with Rebecca I never have any time to work on my car." Reba says "Well, I've had this car since I've been sixteen and fixing cars just comes natural to me. I've took a auto mechanic's magnet program in high school and I was the only girl in the class, I outsmarted all the guys in the class as well. They was so mad that a girl was the top student in the program first time in over twenty years." Charlie is sitting in the back by Little Bo in his carseat and he says "You see that, your mama is smart and my big sister as well. I'm your Uncle Charlie and it seems we will be getting to know each other as well. I can't wait to meet Uncle Luke and the rest of the family I bet we'll get along great." Micheal says "But did you have to wear that Indains jacket wait till everybody else see's that your embrassing Charlie. You Know I am a Ranger fan myself and that jacket well please when we get there can you put that in the trunk." Reba says "Honey, quit teasing my brother allreadry it's not his fault he lives in Cleveland but did you really have to root for the hometeam. Just because you live in Cleveland doesn't make you automatically a fan of the Indains. I personally is Braves fan the best team in Major League Baseball. Besides it was probaly the only jacket left in the team shop when he went there." Charlie says " And I thought my brothers was bad about teasing me now?" Little Bo says "Uncle Charlie cool." Charlie says "Thanks Kid, I needed to hear that right there maybe when I come back and see you again I'll buy you Indains jacket as well. Oh this wasn't the last jacket left it was my choice." Little Bo says "Indains very cool." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Emma says "Okay son, listen whatever this good I trust and Reba you take care of your family as well. I still remember that time I had last time I had seen you twenty years ago, you was just a tiny newborn baby and you crying until the docter took at a you. Hey, you becareful and I mean that I want to see those twins your having." Charlie says "Dad, did you think had another son outthere anywhere or was this a complete surprize to you." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke