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Reba says "Aunt Kathy do you remember the first time I had met my brothers and when they realized I was there sister. I still can stop laughing about that right there, I think the all county heard them that day." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

I just had to write the introduction and it had you laughing well good I glad you like it.

Thema says "So, you don't say that Boss and Rosco are always up to something I keep that in mind when I around them then." Jesse says "Oh ya, but they basically good people and you know what they don't mean nothing by it." Cue Dusty Rose Duke or Bo's Crush

This is post is dedicated to my buddy Charlie, and I hope you like it quite well. Charlie, Chad and Jeremy finally came to where their mother was talking with a greying older man that looked alot like Charlie. Chad says "Hey Charlie, maybe he's your father?" Jeremy says "Hey Chad, it's getting a little old besides mom wants us to behave and I wish you would stop it allreadry." Chad says "Okay Jeremy, make me stop then!" Charlie says "Whoo, cool it right now and it's not the best behavior around somebody your the first time ever." Emma says "Boys, please stop and come over here right now. Jeez, dad I can't believe the twins did that right in front of you." Rosco says "Oh it's okay, I seen worse than and that and boys please hurry up I want to tell you something allreadry." Charlie, Chad and Jeremy came up to Rosco and Emma and they was wandering why he was studying them so much and then Rosco says "Charlie, Chad and Jeremy I know your wandering who in the world I am well I am your grandfather and Chad please stop teasing your brother because he don't look like you and your twin now. I was wandering something Charlie are you shy around girls that you get nervous when you first meet one." Charlie says "Ya, why is my buddy Jason hadn't introduced me to Rebecca me would've never met. In fact all the girls in school keep telling me that I'm handsome but I keep thinking I'm average and don't get what all the fuss is all about." Rosco says "Well Charlie, if I wasn't introduced to your grandma Savannah Davenport well me might've never had your mother and you wouldn't be here. And another thing, keep the shy thing going girls will come to you faster that the guys that know there goodlooking. And another thing here, I want your Grandma Dusty to help introduce your Aunts and Uncle's and somewhere around here is your big sister Reba and her family. Now she is going through something so don't mind her and she is just now getting know everybody." Reba comes walking up and says "Oh hey Grandpa, these must be my brothers I heard them arguing eariler you know I went through days like with John Ross and Christopher. Oh in case your wandering that is J.R.'s and Bobby's son and they would argue over girls and who's better looking. Okay you must be Charlie, and you two look alikes must be Chad and Jeremy you know the two of you take after your father overthere and it's so nice to be meeting so much family lately." Charlie, Chad and Jeremy says "MOM, WE GOT A SISTER THIS IS WHAT THE SURPRIZE WAS ABOUT AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE MOM." Emma says "Okay, I think all of Hazzard heard you now I don't think you'll ever need a mic guys. And why Reba doesn't look like me or your dad is because her father is Bo Duke and I met way before I fell in love with your father. And she happens to look like your father." Just then Mike come pulling in his personal car and he has is family with him all four kids with him at one time. Everybody gets out and Mike says " it looks like my Cousin Emma is here and here sons they sure do look like her and my Uncle Rosco. But you know what I can tell which ones get in trouble allreadry." Jessica says "Uh Honey, you seem very happy about the baby coming well it seems that the kids have taken it really well except Mikey he don't want no baby I hope he gets over that by the time the baby comes." Emma says "Dad, you is with his family over there. They seem to know you very well." Mike says "Hello Uncle Rosco, hey how's everybody doing today and you must be Emma I'm your cousin and this is my wife Jessica, and our kids Ross, Bonnie, Bylinda and Mikey he's only five years and who are these fine gentlemen here with you." Emma says "Well this is Charlie he's eighteen and Chad and Jeremy and there eleven years old and there always picking on Charlie and they just met their grandfather for the very first time." Mike says "Hey Dusty, how is the kids doing lately." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke or Knight 3000

Emma says "Well Dad, I think it time that I introduce my sons to their grandfather and my siblings as well. Well, the darkhaired good looking one in the Indains jacket is Charlie he just doesn't quite know this right now. The two teasing him because he doesn't look anything like them is my twin sons Chad and Jeremy and they are eleven years old. I can remember the one day he was on his way to a date and they begged him to drive him to their friends house well he hit a flat and he made them go and change his tire. Well, he taught how to do this and he told them that he wasn't getting his nice clothes dirty and it wouldn't hurt them at all. Boys come over hear near your mama and their is somebody I want you to meet and it's import and quit telling Charlie he's the milkman's kid it's not funny anymore." Charlie says "Okay Mom, we'll be right there and it sounds important and who is this person we are meeting I got to hang up with Rebecca she had just called my cellphone earlier." Chad says "Who made you are spokesperson Charlie?" Jeremy says "Ya, I agree with Chad on this right here." Charlie says "Well, I am older than both of you so just don't agrue with me I get how you to could be my brothers." Chad says "Hey, that's not funny Charlie!" Emma says "Oh geez Dad, their agruing again I still can't believe how Charlie looks like you now." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

I bet insurance compaany like that one right there.

My brother says that April Scott looks alot like Catherine Bach, I have a wild idea what Catherine Bach was to be in the next one playing Daisy's mother.

Iola and Rosco come walking over and Jesse and Thema look and Jesse says "You aren't going to give Thema a ticket from that fake speed trap of yours are now." Thema says "Fake Speed Trap, I didn't know they still did that to this day. The things you hear about these days and hello Dusty and Mac." Jesse says "You should of heard what happened in county next to yours if you think that is bad. I was wandering did you, Iola and Rosco want to come over for dinner tonight. I'm a pretty good cook so it won't be bad just ask anybody in the county about it." cue Dusty Rose Duke or Bo's Crush

Reba says "Mom, glad to see you but the phone is ringing and I'm going to get my cellphone again." Reba goes to answer her cellphone and the voice on the other end is somebody she hasn't heard in six months now and she is listening and trying to hold her temper but it's not working right now and she says "Billy Bob, you know that is not true, that Mom didn't give me to you and had told you the perfect plan as well. You know what I think of you right now and there's no way that J.R. Ewing is going to get custody of my son and I like see him try that right in Hazzard." Emma says "Dusty is seems my daughter is having troubles of her own over there and what she was about to say didn't sound to nice." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Reba says "Aunt Kathy are you okay, and you know these people they make up lies all the time and now they reached out to Jesse." Cue dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Emma says "Well, listen introduce them to my three sons oh by the way that is Charlie, Chad and Jeremy. And if you didn't know Charlie is wearing the Indains jacket and stubborn as mule I don't know where he gets it from thow." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

I don't mind have fun all you want.

Iola is just looking at Rosco and says "Honey, who are these people and it seems that Thema can't keep her eyes off the guy in the pick-up truck. " Meanwhile Jesse Duke, has seen Thema Harper and it seems that Rosco has forgotten about that ticket he was going to give her and he walks over to her and he says "Hello, welcome to Hazzard and I'm Jesse Duke and you are ?" Thema says "Well, I'm Thema Harper and it seems that this town is very small is their a business meeting here and something on sale." Jesse says "Oh no, the girl over there is my niece Dusty and I believe that Mac Taylor from New York." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Emma says "It looks like Reba and Micheal have been busy why Little Bo is only two years old. You know Mama always says the closer the kids are together the better the marriage is going." Reba looks at Dusty and Emma says "Mom, your grandson is in the room when you are saying these things now." Emma says "Don't Reba I'm sticky around and it looks like twins for you this time around. I was just like when I was having Chad and Jeremy I sure wish I had my momma around to help me out. Once you have twins you can handle anything just watch what you'll be able to do. Dad, I always thought you was my father when I lived in Hazzard and I look just like but Mom never talked about it or you. Don't you worry about I'll help Reba with your kids Dusty and I think Reba doesn't realize this but I think she appreciate me around this time and we can get to know each other." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

It seemed a little while later Cooter pulled to where Reba and her family was at and Emma and her family was at and she could tell that her daughter needed her around. Little Bo was curious as Emma, Bruce and their sons was coming in the house and he says "Who are you folks?" Emma says "Well Little Bo, I am your Grandma Lexmark and this Grandpa Lexmark and these boys are your Uncle Charlie, Uncle Chad and Uncle Jeremy and they are your Mama's brothers." Reba says "Well Mom, I have a huge surprized something I couldn't tell you over the phone and it seems that Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane is father and that these kids are your little brothers and Little sister as well." Emma says "Well, all my life I always wondered why I looked so much like the sheriff and everytime I brought up the subject momma just dropped the it like a rock. And Charlie did you really have to where your Indains jacket down here no wonder none of the girls at the Atlanta airport would talk to you. My son your in Atlanta Braves country I guess you didn't know that. Oh in case you was wondering the twins names are from 60's British singing group in was Bruce's idea and everyone of my boys has Bruce for middle name." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

But what does he want with us now. Why can't those darn Ewing's give up didn't Dad and Uncle Luke do enough five years ago. Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Just then Rosco was following Thema and he followed her to Cooter's gas station and apparently the driver didn't want to stop for his speed trap. He pulls up on the other side and he had seen his angel in the passenger seat and it was Iola. And she was prettier than in the picture that she had sent him. Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Reba says "Grandpa Mom is coming down apparently she wants to get to know me and Little Bo and she needs to straighten something out that is going around about her." Micheal says "Oh great another mother-in-law, and I was thinking why would you want to see the mother that didn't have anything to do with you for twenty years now." The Next day there was a arrival at the airport and it was Mr. and Mrs. Bruce Lexmark(for those whose don't know yet this Emma, Reba's mother and she wants to find out what is going on.) Emma, Bruce and the boys was coming in to Hazzard and it was reunion and she wanted to see her daughter again. And besides it been ages since she had seen her cousin Cooter. After what happened twenty years the only thing she could think to do was to run back to Yahooville,Texas where she went and filed for divorce from that Son-of-a ***** Billy Bob Cowbell how could he dare think that she wouldn't do that and just come running back after he stole her and Bo's daughter. She was her mother's daughter he mother Savannah Davenport why when she got mad she could out cuss a sailor and she mad know this fact her whole you should've seen her when she had told her that Granddaughter had been stolen by Billy Bob. Savannah never liked Billy Bob to begin she always called him by Cowbell anyways, but Savannah kept it secret that Rosco was Emma's father she never told him and died keeping that to herself. Cooter had driven up to the Atlanta Airport and pick-up his cousin and her family and he was glad they was back. He missed having Emma Jean around even when she got riled she could outcuss a sailor at times. Emma had seen her cousin pull up in his Suv that he had driven up there and he had know this would be more practical than his tow truck. Emma says "Hey Bruce, Cooter's here and I haven't seen him in ages he still looks the same you know honey." Cooter says "Hey Cousin, what's going how is Bruce and the boys doing you I think they look more like Bruce this time." Bruce says "Hey Cooter, thanks but you always say that everytime you see them well is there anyway you drive us to a Rosco and Dusty Coltrane's house is seems that Reba and her family is waiting for us there." Emma says 'Wait a minute Cooter, this Dusty Coltrane is this Dusty Rose Duke that feisty Redheaded cousin of Bo, Luke and Daisy married to Rosco after all." Cooter says "You know, she is still feisty and it seems that she loves Reba, Micheal and Little Bo and it seems that the Ewing's are stirring up trouble." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Reba says "Oh Grandpa, what are we going to do if J.R. and Billy Bob come to Hazzard and try to take Little Bo with them." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Back In Dallas J.R. Ewing, Billy Bob and Bobby are talking and J.R. says "You know is this don't get that Ranger's blood boiling nothing else will and I think it might work." Billy Bob says "Hey cousin, what I said that Emma said I could have Reba and that it was her idea that I take her from the hospital." J.R. says "Well is it true Billy?" Billy Bob says "Heck no, but what do you think that Bo Duke would say when he hears that going around." J.R. Ewing says "He is going to be doubting Emma's innocence in the whole thing twenty years ago." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Emma had seen her family getting ready to go to the airport and she says "Honey, there is something wrong I feel it in my bones I just know it just like the day Reba was kidnapped." Bruce says "Honey, if you was raised in Hazzard why has it taken twenty years to come back and why something like this." Emma rings Reba cellphone and Reba hears her phone ring and she says "Hello, Darling general store two for one special today seriously this Reba hey mom what's wrong why the phone call so fast." Emma says "Honey, what's wrong I just know something is wrong me and my family will be there tomorrow and don't worry about a thing." Reba says "Oh Mom, J.R. is making up lies about the Dukes and he is saying that gave him Little Bo and that Aunt Kathy married Bobby Ewing and never got a divorce from him. Oh Daddy and Uncle Luke is madder than a wet hen right now." Emma says "Damm, That son-of-a ***** J.R. him and Billy Bob will try anything againist my daughter and her family and Bruce will you tell the boys to hurry up allreadry." Bruce says "Oh boy, your mad. You from the first time you and him walked in my office twenty years ago I didn't like Billy Bob Cowbell he was just arrogent like nobody could do anything do him." cue dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Reba says "Oh with the new baby coming this is not what I need right now, oh what If I lose the baby I never forgive them for that." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Rosco says "Oh wait a minute let me and Iola do that and I from what Iola says in her letters Thema is just like Uncle Jesse." Two days later Iola and Thema was on the road and they was making their way into Hazzard and Thema says "Iola, I thought Raytown was small and what is this secret plan that your telling me." Iola says "Why Thema, I have no idea what you are talking about and their's a gas station coming up you know we are low on gas right now." Thema says "Oh ya, I see it I'm not blind Iola and there's is a white truck were going to have to wait on first thow." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Reba says "Oh Dad, I never Little Bo to J.R. Ewing and I would never do something like that. That son-of-a-***** he try anything to get me and Little Bo back in Dallas well it ain't going to work Dad." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Hey Mosy Duke, can I go for a ride in your General. I like and my dad and my brothers like as well. In fact my younger brother liked it better than the 2005 versions.