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Julieduke

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  1. Bubba says "Why do you want to go the Boars Nest Juliet, If I might ask only Boss Hogg has is other office there and he is mean he always trying to frame Bo and Luke and gets the Sheriff to go along with him and If remember right Hughie Hogg is his nephew and he is just as bad as Boss. Juliet says "Well Bubba, if you must know Boss or J.D. Hogg is me and Angelena's real father our mother Andrea Snodgrass just told me a couple of months ago when she said there something we needed to know." Bubba says "You mean Boss Hogg is your daddy, then Hughie Hogg would be your cousin as well. Oh please don't tell this to my Grandma she won't like you then they don't exactly get along." Juliet says "You know I plan on telling her and his wife about the affair that her husband and the twin girl that he fathered in Raytown, Ohio some years ago." Bubba says "Hey, I didn't know that Boss was married now and why would you tell his wife?" Juliet says "Oh no, my plan is that he doesn't give me the kind of money that I want then the secret is out to his wife. Smart plan Bubba, right I can't wait to see the money from my father. I hear he is richest man in Hazzard County I don't see where is would hurt him." Cue Anybody
  2. I'm sorry Brian but the woodshed is full find the outhouse okay.
  3. Repo Men 1. Richard Petty 2.250 dollars 3.I think Bo did. 4.Flatten the tires on him. 8. Cocker Spaniel High Octane 11. I think it's K. 16.One
  4. Side One.George Strait(Nobody in the Right Mind Would've Left Her). Reba McEntire(Little Rock). Lee Greenwood(I Don't Mind The Thorns(When You're the Rose)).The Oak Ridge Boys(Juliet). John Conlee(Old School). Side Two. Waylon Jennings (Will The Wolf Survive). John Schneider(I'm Gonna Leave You Tomorrow). Barbara Mandrell(Fast Lanes and Country Roads). Steve Wariner(You Can Dream Of Me) Razzy Bailey(Rockin' In The Parking Lot).
  5. Bubba was helping Bo with the flat tire and he had seen Juliet coming on her Harley-Davidson in all her biker gear. Now Juliet was Angelena's identical twin sister and he sister phone her from Hazzard and told her that she had found their father Jefferson Davis Hogg and she had met their cousin Hughie and how he had told that he had a brother named Dewey and another cousin Jamie Lee Hogg and that they had a Uncle Abraman Lincoln Hogg which was just the opposite of their Father. Juliet stops her Harley-Davidson now when you first meet Juliet you think she is the toughest biker babe you have ever met in your life, she cuss's like a sailor and will let you know not to cross her or double-cross fro that much. Bubba says "Hey Bo, here's Juliet she's Angela's identical twin sister she was always into Harley's. I wasn't cool enough to hang her in high school or in Raytown everybody was scared of her. But Grandma likes her and she thinks that a tough girl would be just perfect for me, she onces punched a guy down her front porch for being late picking her up for a date." Juliet says "Hey Bubba, what's up and what's with the tangerine on wheels her couldn't they find a different color to paint this car." Bubba says "Juliet, this Bo and Luke's car the General and it's Orange on purpose and this is Shannon right here she's Bo's wife." Juliet says "Sorry, about the crack but I couldn't help I say what I think and that was Freddy Coltrane that was late he kept telling me how he thought his Bassett Hound was going to have her puppies any minute and it was a false alarm. But, I don't regret knocking him out that day me and him would've never got along in the first place. I only said yes to his offer of a movie because I like his jet black hair." Bubba says "Freddy was telling me about that you know Juliet you broke his nose and his heart that day. He was telling me about that for a week." Juliet says "So Bubba, is this Hazzard or that just the county on the license plate of this car." Bubba says "Yes, this is Hazzard and you know Grandma would love to say hello she thinks that was funniest thing you did to Freddy when that happened." Juliet says "Oh by the way, is your Uncle Vinton still married to his Skeeter. If he wasn't married I would go out with him." Bubba says "Juliet, he's too old for you and even if he was single I don't think he could handle you." Juliet says "Oh by the way, is there any good looking single guys here that aren't married in the county and which way to the boars Nest in this map dot." Cue Anybody
  6. Oh I got to read that now is Brian going to get outdriven by Kitt or Micheal or even Magnum in that red sports car of his.
  7. Angela says "Wait where is Rosco at what do you want me to call you Dad or just Boss until. You know, I was shocked when mama told me as well. I didn't think why real father was a crooked county big wig like, personally I'm disappointed in both of you. You know, I had feelings for Bubba at one time and I can't let you do that to him Hughie." Hughie says "Well Cousin, what are you going to do about it?" Angela says "This right here, I got the key to the patrol car guess what I don't think your white Caddy is going to get very far on a flat tire Daddy." With that Angela ran out and jumped in the patrol car and went out to find Bubba, Bo and Shannon and she knew that she made her cousin and Daddy with what she did. Balladeer: You see folks, what Angela didn't mention she was in Junvy for Grand Theft Auto and destruction of property. Cue Bo's Crush
  8. Angelena says "Okay Hughie, but was that really nescessary what you said to Mrs. Harper earlier she had feeling as well as you. I gre up around Bubba awhile he's basically a good kid." Cue Bo's Crush
  9. It' is this month but what day I'm kind of foggy on that right there.
  10. I can't wait to see if he release's that as a single and what the video will look like as well.
  11. I have some Flea Powder for the crime wave of fleas of Alex he is having right now.
  12. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp9oBLUZpDO this is the video for Dierks Bentley's Every Mile a Memory. I thought everybody on hazzardnet would enjoy this right here.
  13. He sounds alot like John Schneider not exactly like his singing his style. I like his song Double Trouble the best, you can tell he's having a bad day in the song.
  14. How do you find the link for the story everybody was talking about?
  15. I saw a Plymouth Fury that would give the General a hard time at Car Wash saturday night in Brunswick,Ohio and it was Red with black stripes and it was souped up as well. I wondered how Rosco found his way to Ohio from Ga.
  16. Bubba says "Wouldn't that be wrong Bo, why don't we see what he is talking about." Daisy walk over to Hughie and pours the pitcher of beer on his head and he looks and Bo, Shannon and Bubba are gone as well. Hughie looks at Daisy and says "Now that was just wrong and you know it and wait a minute stand still for just a minute." Angelena says "I can't believe Daisy just did that honey that hurts your pride doesn't it." Just then Thelma and Uncle Jesse walks in and notices the commotion and Thema says "What in the darnation is going in here it looks a like a Tornado set down in here and where is world is Bubba, Bo and Shannon off too we said they would meet us here Jesse I don't understand Hazzard at all." Hughie says "Your Grandson, Bo and Shannon got away from me and I would like to know why he asked what is Moonshine in the first place Thema." Thema says "Well that tears it trying to frame my Grandson, and it' Mrs. Harper to you pipsqeak." cue Dukesrule2000 or Bo's Crush
  17. Well, I'm just saying I think that Brian is alway in trouble on this thread but you know Bad Boys are cool. And Alex your cute as well, if you don't mind me saying that right there.
  18. Hey did everybody meet my english beau her Bond, James Bond he love me no matter what. But, he doesn't think that the Sheriff or his Deputies can catch him when he drives fast thow.
  19. Hey Hilery Davenport, I've missed you around Hazzard you know these guys keeps there eyes of me. I always got Luke checking into what I'm doing, it's like he don't trust me anymore.
  20. I wearing a skimping waitress outfit made by Daisy herself she made to fit me like a glove. Well, you know I'm dangerous because of my the baby sister of Luke Duke and he is always looking out for his baby sister Alex. I look like C.J. Parker on Baywatch but a little bit sweeter and not a lifeguard but I used to be on in California before I came back to Hazzard.
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