Julieduke

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I got a new abreviation for everybody, stick close to me I don't want to lose anybody here. And it's Falling Off The Couch Funny or FOTCH for short. It's when you think something is really funny and maybe you shouldn't have this happen at the computer thow, you might have to get back in the chair.

Just a Trivial Note, did you know that the 2005 Movie was losely based from this episode and the 2007 Movie, was based off the episode called Happy Birthday General Lee. I do say loosely based because the the episode we are talking about and the movie the Dukes lose their house to Boss Hogg because of mining issue's which was good. At least they got the plot right but the L.S. Pritchard was a lady not a loud mouth Hazzard native that was in love with himself. And Bo didn't act that dumb ever in the series he had more brains than the movie showed.

Thanks You Roger.

Ross breaks free's and leaves knowing that his cousins was mad as ever at him, sure eleven years ago him and Lana was the perfect couple but that was then and love dies and now he was going to the house him and Lana share with the there three kids. He loved Lana, but he wasn't in love with her and it was never meant to get out and he hate for his Uncle Rosco to get wind of what he's been up lately. Ross had heard all the story's about his Grandpa Frank Duke cheated on his wife and that's how his father got to be here. But Ross thought to himself it take's two to cheat if his Grandma Coltrane hadn't given in to his Grandpa Duke he wouldn't be here. And besides I bet he got tired of his older son being around as well. Everytime he looks at Lana and the kids he thinks about how she trapped him eleven years ago and he wishes that he never married her and let her raise those brats on her own. His Grandpa Frank Duke didn't raise his father and he turned out okay and besides what does Jesse, Adam and Clark and the rest of his cousins know about his marriage with Lana. How can they judge him like that as well it seems that he remembers that Clark and Adam had to get married and he wonders that they don't resent that fact as well. Cue dukesrule2000 Balladeer: Ross sure is walking a tightrope now, and wait till his parents here about this right here.

Jesse says "Now Sis, I want to hear about the guy in eighth grade. I missed all the good stuff maybe you should tell us about it because Julie sure isn't going to tell us." Julie says "Okay Bo, two can play that game what about the girl when you was senior and gave you directions to her house and it was straight to Yuchey Swamp. Everybody at the house couldn't stop laughing about the bad directions now, it was pretty funny she got you good." Jesse says "Bo, how pretty was she and you must've really wanted to go with her as well." Cue Bo's Crush

Bo says "You know, just let you know I have a baby daughter that was kidnapped from the hosptial and I get kind of emotional but I intend on getting her back Tracy." Cue dukesrule2000

Clark says "Oh my gosh, and your going around town saying that she was either cheating with either me or Lex. What Ross, because she dated me before she knew you and Lex Luthor is her ex-husband if you knew what he did to her when they was married you wouldn't say that?" Ross says "Well, maybe not you but I definitly don't think the baby she is carrying is mine and you know I think Lex is the father." Clark says "Now wait a minute here, do you hear yourself here. You know what is this the pot calling the kettle what about you and Bambi." Ross says "Her name isn't Bambi it's Barbie and she isn't as sleezy as you think Clark. What like you never thought about doing that on Lois now?" Clark says "Never given the thought to it, I love Lois and our two kids with all my heart and Lana is really upset about this right now." Cue Dukesrule2000

Then the Nurse and the Docter says "Listen were ready to release your niece to you and your wife but one question here are you sure she's your niece we ran a blood test againist a sample of both parents well it doesn't match your brother at all. You don't have to raise her if you don't want to we would understand if you didn't want to, we want to talk to her mother about this but she was gone before we could ask her about this. But it's your brother's name on her birth certificate so we are honoring that right there but you someday her real father might pop up and I just thought to tell this now Jesse and Martha." Jesse says "Listen, if my brother accepts her as his daughter and he didn't know she wasn't that she's niece and it doesn't matter what a blood test says about my niece she is my niece." Martha says "Honey, that is nicest thing you ever said are you ready to bring Bo and Julie home to their cousin now. So they can get properly introducted to one another and Bo has alot of question my his big brother can't go with him. I don't think we ought to tell the Tropicana's about this right here they wouldn't understand and they take Bo's little sister away and then how would we handle that right now. Besides he too little to understand this right here. I don't even understand but you someday were going explaining this to Julie as well. I wonder who her real father is actually but think about this she was three months premature when she was born and your brother got out of Jail only six months prior to that so he must've been not telling you about he suspected but how could he keep something like that to himself for so long. He kept a good secret Jesse he must've loved Jessie Mae a whole lot to accept the baby as his child. I don't think that he never told her that she wasn't his and on the other hand he ever tell her the real truth unless she asks us about this right here okay Jesse." Jesse says "Okay, this stay with you and me and Bo will never know that him and Julie didn't have the same father okay Martha." Cue Bo's Crush

Well when the Charger came out in 1969 and it was the Bad Boys car then! And the Charger vrs. Mustang got started when Bullit came out in Steve McQueen and he has the Mustang the guys after him and The Sinister Black Charger. I bet the movie help the sale of both vehciles as well.

1. A Helicopter 2. Daisy

Check out what happened to a couple in Tennessee check out at www.snopes.com/poltics/crime/newsom.asp. My friend forward me about this right here.

Lana got home later, and she called the locksmith pretty sure that she didn't want Ross in the house anymore and that she had wondered how long he betrayed her trust for him as well. The locksmith had came and he was just about finished and says "You know, whatever is bothering you it's has to be pretty bad. You look like I did when my wife died in the car crash and it's tough losing somebody that close to you. So how is Ross and the kids doing, it was nice seeing Lana I hope things get better for you." Lana says "Goodbye Jerry, thanks alot and you know I got to Walk On and that's all there is too it. I can't let Ross cheating on me drag me down and I hope him and Bambi has a wonderful life together." A Little while the kids got home and there mother was home and she says "Listen kids, I'm divorcing your father and I got new housekeys for everyone of you's. And it's not your fault he's found somebody more intersecting than you mother and she's barely twenty-five and her name is Bambi. Oh you got to talk to your father about anything else and kids it's not your fault or my fault it's all on your father I guess he didn't know what he had at home." Angel says "Dad, isn't coming home you know there's been rumors floating around town I guess there true but Mom you got us and that's all you need." Lana says "One more thing, I'm three months pregant and I'm hoping for a girl and apparently that doesn't anything to your father." Cue dukesrule2000

Bo says "I think now would be a goodtime to go and check out the lake you want to go skinny dipping then as well." Cue Bo's Crush

Bubba says "Allright you don't got the to yell you know Shannon I go and cb Bo and Luke tell them about lunch. You sure are moody lately geez." Cue Bo's Crush

Julie says "Bo When I got home from camp all of you's looked very upset and I asked you what was bothering anybody and know would say anything. Especially Daisy, she looked upset as well and I noticed that there was a bullet hole in the barn and the other things as well. I might've been a kids then, but I could tell something had happened when I was gone and then twenty-years ago when I was finally told what happened well I understood why you didn't want to tell me anything Bo. Imagine If I had been at home when that happened I would've been really scared with everything going on, I was just a kid then Bo." cue Bo's Crush

Julie says "For one, the Social Worker talking with Lizzy and she's wants to get custody of your baby sister. And I'm too busy for taking care of baby again you know and besides I'm got work and pretty soon you will be at school and then it will get Lizzy mad at me If I said I wanted to raise the baby." Cue Bo's Crush

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Just at the Moment Lois's cellphone ring and by now Ross and has left with his Bimbo Bambi or something like that. Lois is hugging Clark and she says "Excuse Clark, it's Lana I wonder what she wants right now it seems I got to answer this." Lois answers the phone and Lana tells her all about Ross's bimbo that she has just met and how she was barely twenty-five and pregant by Ross as well. And he wants custody of the kids and that she is going to divorce him as well, Lois says "Oh Lana, I'm so sorry about this how could he do that to you and you know something he don't deserve after everything you went through with Lex Luthor now this right here. So what are your plans right now." Lana says "Get home, and hire a call a locksmith and have the locks changed on the house and I don't care what Ross does he has betrayed me. I don't being cheated on and that bimbo is carrying his baby as well I hope their happy, so is sounds crowded where you are at right now." Balladeer: She has no idea to what is going on right now, I wonder why she would call Lois first. I don't think she trust any of Ross's cousin right now. Cue dukesrule2000