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Skipper Duke

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  1. Andy:"Otis? You seen a goat?" Otis:"Not yet. But I will!"
  2. Skipper:"Gilligan, why don't you stop that!? You don't know anything at all about space." Gilligan:"I know one thing about it. You take up more of it than I do!" Skipper:"Very funny! Gilligan, there are three types of space. There's the space up there."(points to sky)"There's the space down there."(points to ground)."And the space between your ears!"
  3. Hughie Hogg(Driving green & white motor home runs Bo & Luke & the General Lee off the road into the drink) Bo Duke:"Dang it! He did that on purpose! I don't believe it!" Luke Duke:"You'll believe it when Cooter gives us a bill fer towin' us outta here, that's fer sure." Bo Duke:"Give him a call." Luke Duke:"If he don't get here quick, I'll learn how to swim!" Bo Duke:"Teh!"
  4. The Andy Griffith Show fans... All the cast are dead except for Ron Howard(Opie Taylor),The Dillards(The Darling Boys),Maggie Peterson(Charlene Darling),and Betty Lynn(Thelma Lou)
  5. Gilligan's Island fans... What are your Thoughts and opinions about Judith Baldwin as Ginger Grant in Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978)and The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979)and Constance Forslund(Ginger Grant)in The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island(1981)?
  6. Bo Duke:"There ain't nothin' wrong with him that a nice warm towel won't fix." Luke Duke:"I wish I could say the same fer Cooter. First, that old guy frames him into jail, then, when we tried to get him out, Rosco tried to do the same thing to us." Bo Duke:"Hey. You don't suppose they're both in cahoots with Boss do ya?" Luke Duke:"Maybe so. We gotta prove it right quick though, else Cooter's gonna lose that garage fer keeps. Let's go."
  7. Hughie Hogg:"Just like I told you Uncle Boss, Cooter went for it like a bear after a honey pot!"
  8. Waylon Jennings:"Well, there he is again. Besides bein' mean as a snake, I wonder how come he knew the Duke Boys, and they didn't know him."
  9. Nelson:"What's that!?" Slocum:"It's that post office lady!" Nelson:"She's looney!"
  10. Feeling confused y'all! How can they cancel reruns of the original 1979-1985 7 season 147 episodes TV Series, because of the Confederate battle flag on the roof of the car GENERAL LEE, but yet, they find it ok to show the 2005 movie version remake? Smh y'all. Seriously? Like what the h?
  11. Cousin Hobie... A Little Game of Pool. Boss:(Cont'd)"Well split what we split when we split it when we get it. Got it?" Rosco:"Got it. Now, when do I get it?" Boss:"Right after we get our hands on the General Lee, any way we can!" Rosco:"Yeah, any way we can!"
  12. Cousin Roger... Aren't you forgetting according to Bobby Joe Robot "After being in Hazzard, normal is a relative term."
  13. Haha Boss JD Hogg yeah Limo One is Missing. To tailor after sitting on it, picks up and shows him "Ahhh!!! You idiot! Is that anyplace to put your pincushion!? Yer pincushion!" Tailor:"No sir, it ain't. No." Rosco:"You dipstick! I hate you." Tailor:"Sorry."
  14. Happy Heavenly Birthday Skipper RIP
  15. R. I. P. Alan Hale Jr.(Captain Skipper Jonas Grumby)!Mar 8,1921-Jan 2,1990
  16. Credit goes to Cousin Roger Duke fer this one.
  17. Luke: To Andy "That's somethin' you could use a little bit of too!" Bo:"A whole lot of, if you ask me!"
  18. Good quote by Luke in "Big Brothers Duke"......"Our Uncle Jesse brought us up by the Good Book with a little common sense thrown in on the side."
  19. Nelson:"What's that!?" Slocum:"It's that post office lady!" Nelson:"She's looney!"
  20. All HazzardNet members who are on Facebook please like my FB page Rob "Skipper" Broadhurst, Alan Hale Jr. Tribute Artist. I'd appreciate it. Thanks y'all.
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