i like this quote from the episode enos strate to the top Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg: I've already found someone whose willing to kick back 50% of his pay! Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Who? Who could be that stupid? Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg: My third cousin, twice removed, Cletus Hogg! Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Uh, Cletus, C-Cletus Hogg? Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg: Yeah, Cousin Cletus Hogg! Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Oh, he is stupid! I mean, I mean even the dipsticks call him a dipstick! Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg: Well then he'll fit in perfect with you, won't he?