GeneralLeeGirl

Yeah, that makes sence.. Next question... how do you know when a fish is drunk?

MARYANNE! *drops popcorn in shock* I heard that! lol *looks to Alex* Hey Alex, still lookin for someone to grab some flowers and candy? *winks* Then you could stay here and keep up with your, er, romancing!

Haha... yeah, you gotta keep your head up round here, or you might end up in the slammer.... speaking of which, I ain't been there neither.. *Looks around, decides to make a break for it. Runs out the door and to the General Lee, taring out of town*

Thanks MaryAnne.. I think you'd probably get a fish drunk the same way you get a moose drunk... With great difficulty!

Jeeze twin... way to go and get yourself on 'The List'! hahaha!

You and Brian, Alex and MaryAnne... Here I thought this was a Jail... lol.. Now y'all know Boss' gonna charge y'all a fine for matchmakin' services! tee hee... *evil grin*

Ok, so just discovered that the typo fairies were on my shoulder when I made this thread... It's supposed to say 'Dumb Laws" not what it actually says... .. wow, sorry bout that guys!

*runs over to desk and reads sign up sheet* Oh, these are for Brian. *tosses back on desk, kind of let down* Well then... *walks away, still eating popcorn*

I agree with texasdaisy and Jami

Or so he says... *Keeps on eating popcorn. Totally enthralled with the show going on in the courthouse*

*Leans up against the wall, pops some popcorn in her mouth* I don't know Alex... Sounds pretty deep to me! You'll have to ask MaryAnne on her opinion though...

Hey everybody! So in Physics today, to keep us paying attention, my physics teacher puller up a bunch of dumb laws. They made me laugh pretty hard. Here's some from my homeland of Canada! Woot-woot! LOL In the City of Edmonton: If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn. If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m You may never use dice to play craps. (what else are you going to play with!?!) Citizens may not publicly remove bandages It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile In Alaska: (these are good!) You may not throw an intoxicated moose out of a moving airplane. (First off, how do you get a moose drunk? Second, how do you get a drunk moose on and airplane? Third, how do you throw a drunk moose out of a moving airplane? Fourth, Why did they need to make this law?!?!) Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. You may not drive barefooted. It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. ( I like that one!!) It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. (NO DUH!!!)

Hey MaryAnne, Want some popcorn?

purdy car! (If you got it shone up )

Tilly

Hahaha.. The deputy caught in her own trap... Sorry to hear your stuck in here MaryAnne... *motions to Brian* Especially with Brian here doing, er... Umm... Well, I don't know what he's doing, but he looks like he's having fun!

Panthers

red

mess

Yeah, I love all those songs

chickens

Well our class song is going to be Sing That Song Again by Deric Ruttan But I don't know what I want my own song to be at our grand march... I was thinking either She's Country by Jason Aldean, Come On & Get Some by Paul Brandt or Farm Girl by Duane Steele.

Scooby Doo

Haha! Someone else who uses WD 40 when things ain't goin fast enough! I like your style! lol

Congratulations BoJames!!