LoriDavenport

Well Brian I dont want ya to ya know think I cant take jokes or something, I can lol, I just got a bit worried thinking that someone might have gotten my password or something no offense taken or anything! I woulda been a sport if I knew youd pull things off like that!!! I didnt know!!! LOL but now that I know I dont gotta worry, and im sorry to ruin your fun...ive been known to be a spoil sport...

At the Duke farm

My cousin was killed on prom night for driving fast. Yes Roger, the pain eventually dies down some, but it still drags on in your heart.. Im afraid of water because of my uncle, he drowned. So I dont know how to swim and I wont learn. I know I totally got off track on this lol sorry ya'll...but please just be careful.

Cooter's girl? if I even got the name of the episode right, probably wrong too.

actually it was 2...ill be back with another question later

A whoole heap O' trouble sheriff...lol

Lori and Dixie walked out of the bathroom, the first words to leave Lori's mouth was,"Holy he**!!" She looked at Dixie and smirked joining in on the fun herself. Rosco shot the roof...as always, the fight stopped. Lori took Amy and Dixie outside on account of them being pregnant. Lori walked back in and looked around, seeing Turk there, and Luke AND Ernie, Lori knew something had happened. She looked at Luke and then to Ernie,"Luke....first its Bo over me...now Ernie over Amy and Turk too?" Luke sighed and shook off the dust,"No..thats not what hapeened me and Ledbetter actually gained up on Turk....." Ernie growled,"Alls I said if the youngin wasn't mine...I wouldnt take responsiblilty fer his actions!" Lori nodded,"Alright Ernie thats fair....you're completey right about that and I dont blame ya for feelin that way...BUT, have you no heart that you cant atleast TRY and help Luke...he** he's gonna have two possibly four youngins on the way!!" Lori shook her head and just knocked Ernie for a loop. Rosco saw her and she went off! She stromed outta there total silence left behind her. Lori figured everything was going downhill for her so why should her luck change now? Luke looked at Bo and Cooter who walked out to where Lori and the girls was. Everyone out there looked at Lori, she was tense and mad. She growled,"Bo....get in the car if you're coming...." Bo looked at her and the others. Luke nodded,"Keep an eye on her.." Bo nodded and hesitated at first on climbing in the car. Cooter looked at Dixie and took he r home in the tow truck, Luke took the general home, and Amy went in Lucifer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Lori dropped Bo off she sighed and smiled at him, shaking it off she spun out and headed off to the mountains.. Luke...............

It may be a lot of fun but it is dangerous too.....they had stunt drivers that drove that fast for them, you dont. Theres only one you and you cant replace that. Be careful driving fast, not only will you get ole Rosco or Enos on ya tail but you can easily wrap it around a tree too.

Thatd be ole Rosco....sorry I aint been in here fer awhile been tryin to lasso horses all day lol.

That night at the Baor's Nest Luke, Lori, Daisy, Dixie, Amy, Jesse, Bo, And Cooter all rolled in. Rosco looked at threm and shivered. He hated to see those people walk in, and all together it only meant trouble. Rosco smiled and stood straight, "Alright now! Just everyone freeze it!! Now, Im goign to annonce this year's hazzard county derby racers..." 1. Lori Davenport with Mindight Rider, Rosco shivered at the thought of having Midnight and General Lee. 2.Amy Creavy and Lucifer 3. Bo and Luke Duke and the General Lee 4. Ernie Ledbetter and whatever his cars name is, Ernie got mad and took offense to that. 5.Enos Strate and his patrol car. Lori looked at Bo and Luke who looked at each other and looked to Amy. All three swallowed and gulped. Now, everyone in Hazzard knows that Lori has the brother to the general, therefore, this race was all about wits instead of horse power. Luke looked at Lori,"You never said one time that you was racin in this race..." Lori smirked, she saw Ledbetter who looked at Amy. He walked over to her, kinda shaking in his boots some. "A...Amy...If...that kid is uh...mine...I...I'll...help...." Lori smiled and looked at Ledbetter."How consider it of ya Ernie..." Ernie swallowed and nodded practicalyl running back to his table tripping in the process. Lori laughed as everyone looked at her and shook thie rheads, yep...she did something drastic... Luke..........

you guessed right B! How many successful voyages made by the C.S.A. blockade runner would pay for the ship?

I had another one guys lol, Bo, Luke, Daisy in the talent show at school? Doing seperate acts of course, some singing or doing magic tricks or trying to play the guitar, And Jesse gets a headache from it all. Trying to help one then the other, or they just plain out give him a headache from so much noise lol.

Lori smirked,"OOO OO LET ME!!!!" Everyone in the room looked at Lori and yelled."LORI!!! SHUT UP!!!" Lori hunkered down,"What??? Im the only one that can keep the peace with him...." Luke had that look in his eye as he thought,"No...shes actually got a point for once." Lori smiled and nodded,"See there!!" She looked at Luke with a look of confusion."Wait...I do?" Luke smirked and nodded, smiling,"I know shocking aint it? You go to the Boar's Nest and tell him....you can get him to believe you more thna any of us...." Lori snorted,"If that was suppose to tell me thanks for springing me the idea Lori it aint working!!!" Luke shook his head and pointed,"Just go tell him huh?" Lori made a gruesome face,"At your command master." In unison they all sighed with frustration,"LORI!!!!!" Lori winced,"WHAT??" Everyone pointed,"Just git!!" Lori shook her head,"Fine fine Im going!!!!" She wlake dout the door with Bo following her. He'd drive her and wait. ~~~~~~~~~ Lor iarrived at the Boar's Nest seeing Ernie set there. She smiled and walked in. "Ernie my good man....I got some news fer ya....." Ernie stopped her,"Dont tell me....." Lori shrugged,"Your funeral...." Ernie looked at her like she'd lost it,"HUH??" Lori sighed,"Member that night you and Amy had a go around?? course ya do, anyways shes pregnant and you just may be the father." Ernie laughed and got up. Lori sighed,"I knew you'd do that....." She got up and held Ernie up by his shirt collar and slammed him up against the wall,"LISTEN! IF IT IS YOUR KID YOU WILL TAKE CARE OF IT WILL YOU NOT???? CAUSE IF YOU DONT SO HELP ME GOD ILL CASTRATE YOU WITH A DULL KNIFE SO NO OTHER WOMAN WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH THE HE** AND PAIN OF HAVING YOUR YOUNGIN DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!" Now Ernie wasn't afraid of women, but this one particualr woman scared the living daylights out of him. He nodded and when Lori let him fall to the ground he quickly got up and scurried away to a back corner. Lori smiled and watched him then went out to Bo. When Bo pulled out he shook his head,"I think you're the only womanthat coulda done that to that poor old boy...." Lori smiled and relaxed back. They soon arrived back at the famr, when lori walked in smiling like a possu. Luke........

Correct again! At what point did the James river did Benjamin Butler, U.S.A,try to cut a 174-yard canal in August 1864?

Jesse finished Luke's sentence,"Then you said you would take care of her huh??? Luke you promised yet another girl something that you can't entirely know you can keep that promise." Luke nodded and sighed. That next morning Bo and Luke drove to twon to get the girls. When they got there Frankie had already gotten Amy out. Bo and Luke saw the girls walk up they pushed pass them and went out to the General humped up. Bo and Luke shook their heads and walked outside and climbed in the General. Luke looked through the mirror and sped towards the farm. Lori was the first to talk,"Alright you two.....I want to go home...." Luke nodded,"Ohh your goign home..." Lori glared at him and glared at Bo. They took them to the farm to have a nice friendly chat...

you sure do know yer artiliary there B Thriteen-inch seacoast mortars could send a 220-pound bomb 4,325 yards if elevated to what degree?

Howdy Amelia and Welcome to Hazzardnet! Hope a enjoy it here, this is the greatest Dukes site Ive been to and have joined!

Bo and Luke got in the General and took off down the road, kicking up dirt and gravels. Soon later they arrived to the jail and grusomely walked in. Luke saw Amy up stairs and thought of Lori and Dixie down. Luke slowly walked over to Amy's cell and sighed,"Look...sorry I ran out at the Boar's Nest..." Downstairs, Lori and Dixie were talking to Lori quieted Dixie. She stood on her bunk and looked through the vent above, she could hear every word being said. Lori snickered and listened in. She looked at Dixie and stuck her thumb up. Dixie nodded and went to the bars that seperated her and Lori. Lori listened in. Amy let out a heafty sigh and looked down. When she looked back up at him she looked away quickly,"Its...its..I don't know if it's yours or Ernie's.." Lori almost fell off the bunk when she heard it was might be Ernie's!! Dixie listened and flipped out! Both were dying to laugh but knew they'd be caught. Luke sighed and looked at her tiliting her chin up,"Even if it isn't mine...I'll still take care of it somehow..." Dixie, who heard looked down. Lori cussed! When she heard him Lori screamed,"LUKAS K. DUKE!!!! GET YOUR A** DOWN HERE!!! AND STOP MAKIN PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP!!!!" Bo heard the bloody call and looked at Luke and his eyes got big,"Glad its you and NOT me...." Luke swallowed hard and looked down the steps. When he approached them he was shaking like a leaf on a tree. He made his way down and looked at Lori seeing the tension. He saw Dixie who had a sort of hurt/angry expression. Luke walked to Dixie's bars and Lori paced,"Why on earth do you make promises you tend NOT to keep??" Dixie sighed and looked down. Lori waited for the answer. Luke looked at Lori like she'd grown two heads,"What are you talking bout?" Lori growled,"You just promised Amy that you'd take care of her child even if it AINT yours..." Lori's fingers strummed on the bars. Luke looked at the vent and cursed lowly. He looked at Lori,"Well what else was I spose to tell her!!" Lori shrugged,"How the he** should I know!!! Coulda atleast told her the truth!!" Luke scratched his head and looked at Dixie,"Im sorry....bu if she is and it's mine...I gotta help her..." Dixie nodded,"I understand Luke...I do..." Luke smiled and hugged Dixie through the bars. Bo looked at Lori then to Luke. Luke smiled,"Whats wrong Bo?" Bo looked at Lori and then to Luke,"Shes scares me...." Lori smiled and snorted,"Good..." Bo swallowed and walked to the bars, he reached through and hugged her as well and sighed. Luke and Bo looked at the girls,"I expect a'll to get out tomorrow WITHOUT getting into more trouble.." The boys turned their sttention towards Lori. Lori held he rhands up in defeat and stepped back. Luke and Bo left the jail and headed to the farm. ~~~~~~~~ Cooter all the while had towed Daisy's car back to her and set around for a while sipping on a beer. He paid Daisy and left heading home. ~~~~~~~~~~~ That next morning.......

Well.... heres the answer if you'd like it B.. I think I confused you or something. Jubal Early What distinguished the eight-inch seacoast howitzer, model 1841, from counterparts used in field?

Lori looked at Dixie with eyes of hatred for the red head that sat in the cell above them. Lori paced the cell like a caged animal. She was determined she WOULD show Amy once and for all that she was not wanted in Hazzard, especially by two Davenport women who shared the same feelings for the center of everyone's problems at the moment, a one Lukas Duke. Dixie looked at Lori and thought about the situation,"Lor....what if, what if she's pregnant by another man and not Luke's?" Lori stopped she wasn't thinking correctly, she jumped to the same conclusion everyone else had. Dixie............ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo sighed,"Then its yours and you'll be a daddy to four, maybe three." Luke could feel the pit of his stomach gurgle and bubble. He was getting sick again......

What Confederate Calvryman reached the outskirts of Washington D.C., on July 11, 1864?

na na na na boo boo!!! lmao love ya B! William Radford Sherman's march to the sea ended at what southern city?

Hey Happy Birthday Cletus lol!!

Dixie, Lori and Amy were still standing there starring at each other in utter disbelief. Dixie and Lori drew the same conculsion Luke had and Lori looked at Amy,"What in the he** are YOU doing back here in Hazzard????????!!" Dixie saw the anger and pure evil in Lori's eyes, she was just as ticked as Lori was. Dixie wanted to know the same thing. Lori pointed her finger,"PREGNANT OR NOT I'M GONNA KILL YOU MY COUISN AND LUKE ARE TOGETHER AND YOU COME BACK AND ASTART YOUR SH** THAT DONT FLY TO WELL WITH ME YOU MESS WITH ONE DAVENPORT YOU MESS WITH US ALL!!!!" Lori charged at her Cooter and Jebhad jumped up and tackled her though. It took Both to hold her and Dixie back. But they wasn't strong enough Lori broke free and had Amy in the floor pounding her face in. Dixie pulled Lori off and had her a go. Amy got up and started to fight back, she wasn't as good as the Davenport girls though, Lori being an ex-marine and Dixie being raised around boys, not to mention all the rough housin Lori and Dixie use to do. Lori and Dixie both swung at her, Jeb and Cooter knew better but they took the Davenports and Rosco had Amy. Rosco cuffed her and Cuffed Lori and Dixie. Lori looked at Dixie with a look of hate,"Least I'll be lucky to go to jail fer whippin that wh**** a**....." Dixie looked at Lori and nodded. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rosco took the girls downtown and book them. But, like before, Frankie showed up and got Amy outta there. Dixie and Lori were downstairs talking. Dixie........... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the field Bo looked at Luke,"So you got THREE women knocked up instead of TWO huh?" Luke.......................

He looked at Jeb and cussed! He yanked Jeb out by the ehad of his hair and let him fall to the ground. Luke saw it and looked at Dixie,"TOLD YA!" And ran outside. Lori got out and walked around trying to break them up. Luke pushed her back,"Dont....they can do more damage to ya.." He pulled Bo off Jeb and held him there,"NOW FELLAS DONT FIGHT FOR GOD SAKES DONT!" Jeb rubbed his chin,"He started it!" Lori sighed and looked down. Bo cursed,"I wouldn't have if you wouldn't have screwed my girlfriend!!!!" Lori looked at Bo, her eyes wide. He DID care about her. She swallowed and looked down. Lori got out and went inside leaving the boys to work it out. She saw Dixie and held her hand up telling her dotn start. She sat down at the kitchen table and sighed. She thought about Luke, then Bo, and she cried. Dixie bit her tongue and said,"I'll listen if you want to talk." Lori looked at her and nodded,"Dix....I didn't think Bo cared that much for me..." Dixie smiled,"Lori he cares more thna he shows, but you keep pushing him away. What's he suppose to do?" Lori looked down and sighed,"I know...I cant help it though...Part of me wants to love him but the other part...." Dixie said frankly,"Wants Luke. Even after you fixed us up you stll didn't want us 'together'." Lori looked down and squeezed her eyes,"Sorry...." "No. I knew you loved him, but I went after him like I said and I told you I would play for keeps." Dixie said,"But, I didn't bargain on gettinf pregnant. I promise ya that." Lori nodded and saw the boys walk in. She looked at Bo and stopped him,"Can we talk??" Bo snorted, he'd done been hurt. He sighed and walked outside with her. "Bo?" "What?" He snapped. Lori winced,"Im sorry....look...I said I didn't want you..I went out on you you went out on me....can we say we're even and give me a second chance..." Bo looked at her,Lori Davenport NEVER asked for another chance. He smiled and nodded,"But ya gotta stop runnin around on me..." Lori nodded and hugged him. Luke watched from the kitchen at the two........