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Chet would be hard to hurt... and Hilery was in the boars nest.... she don't cause that much troulbe? Does she? yes she can get roudy and all, but did she ever really hurt anyone? She's always done as asked when it comes to calming down n getting her act together, i think.

*Looks at Brian, then at Chet* Urg, I hate it when my friends fight cuz then i'm like in the middle of it all. Just don't make me pick sides. Oh and Brian, good luck skinni'n chet alive. Chet good luck at making brians life a living hell.

"Uh oh," Hilery said, looking at Chet. "Anyone ready for World War III? Er uh, who wants to play referee?" She knew what Chet was thinking, and trouble was a brewing. "Or who wants to convince them to settle it at pinball or black jack or something? Anything, I don't wanna see two of my friends beat the living snot out of each other." Hilery looks around. "MARYANNE! DANEY! WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY DECIDE TO DESTROY THE BOARS NEST TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER!" Hilery yells to her friends, then adds under her breath, "why can't they just prank each other to death or something?" The young davenport sits down, waiting for an answer, and feels the tension in the air mounting, with a bad feeling in her stomach. She didnt' know who would throw the first punch, but she had a bad feeling who it would be if something wasnt' done, some sort of intervention.

Hilery watches Maryanne leave, then feels bad. Maryanne was her friend, and had been a friend to Chet, the trouble making Duke. "I can't believe I did that," hilery mumbled, having calmed down from the exitement of Chet being back. "Hey, you were just overjoyed. Why don't ya go say sorry," Cooter told his second cousin. "Sounds like a great idea," she said grinning and gave her cousin a hug. "C'mon Chet, i'm dragging you with me, after all, she came over to welcome you back, I just owe an appology, and hope htere isn't any hard feelings," Hilery told him, dragging him across the street, and into the Court House.

Hielry sees brian wink at her friend, who is getting to be more like a cousin thanks to how much her cousin LB talks about her and their possible future, Hilery takes a moment to think, then picks up a rootbeer float, crushes some pretzil into it, into very small pieces, and dumps it on Brians head. "how dare you, she's my cousin LB's girlfriend, and she's like a cousin to me, it's as if they already tied the not, even if there aren't any plans for it yet!" Hilery yells, hten smooshes hte ice cream into his hair so a towl won't get it out. "leave all my cousins' gilrfriens alone, andi mean it. Besides, Kristy loves LB, and she sure as heck ain't lookin'." *looks at maryanne* Go ahead, I dare you, I'm simply upholding my cousins honer not to have someone trying to get his girlfriends attention. Just be glad I didn't take and do a beer over his head because i'm underage. Brian should be ashamed because Kristy does have those two adorable children LB is nuts about and someday wants to adopt them for his own when he finally decides he's ready to marry kristy!

Before anybody could acknoledge maryanne though, a 1968 shelby mustang flew by, turned around sharply, then screached to a hault infront of the garage, and Hilery Davenport hopped out of her grinning. "Well well well," she said walking up, past the deputy sheriff, over to Chet. Nice to see ya home again." "Nice to see you again too Hil," he told her and gave her a hug. "Missed ya ya little squirt," he laughed. "Been keeping out of trouble I hope?" he asked, only for her to shake her head. "You shouldn't be asking me about me staying out of trouble when you know you can't." He gave her a nice hard, long look, like one that only an older brother could give. The young davenport woman looked around quickly, knowing Chet would yell at her for causing trouble without him around to help. "Oh hey Maryanne," Hilery smiled. "Chet you remember Maryanne, don't ya?" "Yup, sure do." "Hello, welcome back to hazzard." "Hey Hilery," Cooter asked, getting his cousins attention, "HOw'd you know that was chet when I didn't even completely recognise him wen he walked into the garage?" "Well, see... I sorta knew he was commin', known for a while now," hilery told them. "Yup, we been keeping in touch."

"What's wrong?" Hilery said innocently, then broke out laughing. It was an odd laugh, one no one recalled her having. "Hil, calm down, we might as well give up and spill the beans," Cooter hissed at her, trying to hush her. This just made her laugh even harder. She suddenly stopped and shoved Cooter into Daney, then grabbed Rosco's gun, quite quickly. "Since when have you known me to give up cousin?" she asked hims eriously, the gun pointing at everyone as she hearded them into Rosco's office. "Until later," she laughed again and ran out the door, after blocking bosses using a chair, then ran to her car. With tires smoking, Jumper pealed off around the corner, on her way out of town. Hilery was out of site before anyone could get out the booking room. No body had tried to stop her out of sheer shock.

Hilery looks at brian sympathetically, knowing how bad hte beer was from how much Cooter ranted and raved about how bad it was at times, she ordered the young coltrane a rootbeer, and dunked some ice cream into it, then placed it infront of him. "There, a late Easter present," Hilery chuckled.

just then Hilery Davenport strolls up and looks at them, unsure what the caskets were saying and shruggs her shoulders. "Ya know, there is another way to improve the soda sides adding peanuts, especially the rootbeer." She said, waiting for them to look at her. When their eyes were on her, she pulled her insulated lunch box onto the counter top, pulled out a small tub of briyerhills ice cream, and scoops some of it into the mug, then dunks some into maryannes and daneys. "Here ya go, Rootbeer floats, using vanilla ice cream!" she laughs. "Makes it creamier and it seems less watered down. Dunno what it'll do to the beer though, but i know it improves soda pop!"

NOw if anyone is wondering why Scooter, the black cat, and boots, the red and white cat weren't with rosco anymore, Hilery had sprung them, but had told them to complete their mission. She had watched them attack Brian and felt awful. He was the one they were supposed to be covering, not attacking. "SHould have been more specific," she muttered as the felines came back to her. "Guys, GO attack the REAL sheriffs department and don't get caught again!" she told them as they scurried off. Looking around, hilery went back to the board and posted another message for brian. Brian Got the spare, and it's done early, by 3 days. Part came in early. You can pick it up when ya ready. Hilery PS. Sorry bout the cats. though, you should have left your jacket on until maryanne and Rosco went out on patrol. MIght have saved yourself from crashign into the cans. tell cooter that Rosco and MA asked you to pick it up, or if need be, i'll deliver it if he get's suspicious.

*meanwhle, HIlery has retrieved her obediant only to her and who ever she says they are to listen to and only those people felines. "Boot's, scooter, do me a favor. Drive the hazzard PD loco. I mean it. drive them mad by complaining for attention. DO ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO. jump on the table,get cat hair in their coffee, knock over stacks of paper. Just don't hurt them. Get in through the windows or hte doors. I know thye are push open and the windows are always open and never have screens. Run if they call the pound or try to catch you to put you out, but cause all the mayhem you can while running." The young davenport gets up and the cat's run off to complete their mission.

*leaves note on diablo: Speaking of eggs... I got about six dozen sitting in the front seat of Jumper If ya is interested in egging some buildings. If not, I am. *posts this on board: when does a person give idea's like that without willing to lend a helping hand? Y"all should have remembered i'm a trouble maker to a degree, just on a way lesser scale than brian.

*walks up to diablo and leaves another note* Well you're gonna need a patrol car. I'm sure something can be arranged though. Either that or steal Rosco's patrol car or maryannes, but they'd notice immediately. Your best bet is to take a car from teh junk yard, get it painted white, and stick a gold sticker on it to make it look like a patrol car. Don't forget the gumballs. Things have been so dull i'm willing to help. Call on the CB if you need some help. At this rate, no one will know you're getting these idea's from me LOL. oh and another idea for ya: steal all the coffee makers out of the auto lots, or spray paint something saying what kind of junk the cars are onto the sign. Boss Hogg would just love that. Or you could even find a cat (stay away from mine unless you want the dogs t be hurt), and drivet hem nuts. ie rosco and maryannes dogs. it'd be commical that's for sure. You could even throw bags of flour at the sheriffs department and turn them ghost white, and throw mudd at Boss.

*slips another note under diablo's wiper blade, hoping this owrks like the last time to prevent being caught* Hey brian, here's another one for ya. Why don't you try stealing boss hoggs fridge while Miss LUlu is gone. You could also impersonate a police officer... well, okay, rosco and MA would go nuts and gocrazy, and i know you'd never be able to live up to that, so i guess you can't do that one. YOu could loose your trademark black and inmpersonate boss... nah, you'd probably not like that... hmm... knock over the gun shop or hte knife shop? You could also go into boat stealing. or you could do some pit pocketing (stay the ehck out of my perse). why not try stealing everyones hats too?

*goes up and reads after Brian leaves then leaves something under Diablo's wiper blade* Gee Brian, why don't you steal Boss Hoggs Cadilac or something, i don't think that has been done yet. I know his house has been burgulerised already though otherwise i'd suggest that lol even though Lulu is ur cuz. I dunno, you could also steal dixie because i don't think that has been done yet either (i could be wrong). Or you could take Cooter's tow truck and start towing away cars and sticking them infront of real parking meters instead of having you're poor cousin drag the fake one out or the fake fire hydrant, but you'd need to get rid of Cooter and the Dukes, as in keep them occupied while you did the towing. Oh, and another thing, you're right about things being dull, it's been driving me crazy! Please liven things up.

Great to be back MA, great to be back. I missed y'all somethin' terrable. I hope y'all missed me, I know a lot of ya did, that is, who i spoke to already. SO what all i miss? oh, and please don't run for the hills. it's too quiet though. I was wondering if y'all up and died for cryin' out loud. C'mon online and catch me and give me a pat ont he back sayin' wlecome back and you'll get a bone crunching hug in return!

I'M BACK! UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH! WHY DON'T MY BUDS DROP ME A LINE!

I'm BACK! My dad siad yesterday he would be calling the service provider for our connection and he said he would do it today, so tomorrow i should be on... er atleast ishould be on on thursday... i got more moving to do tomorrow :-\ I am alittle dissappointed no one was on yahoo but Kristy, i know some of y'all don't have Yahoo, but i expected to see mroe than just her... seems like since i dissappeared, everyone else did too! booo hooo hooo! See y'all again soon! I hope more people will be on when i'm officially back, using my home pc.

Bad news y'all, My internet is down, i'm writting this at school with a teachers permission. DO not panic if I haven't been around for a few days. Also, be leery of my original aim screen name (i run under a name on here where it is the same as the screen name if you aren't sure which it is). I have not bene able to access it for email or anything, i cannot try getting onto it through AIM but that is because the computer here does not have it, and we aren't allowed on messengers at school. I hope to be back in action soon. Scoot

Happy B-day Daney. I'll give y'all an astrological clue to my birthdate. Second day of the Libra astrological sign. For those who don't know when the sign starts and all, (and when it's the average or normal first day of autumn, some folks dispute it being the first day of autumn, or the day before) on average I am the second day of autumn, rarely the third day, depends when the first day is; but this year it's the second day. but uh, HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU; HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DANEEEEEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Essy-Jane, everything you have said is true; and I'm quite flattered by what you said 'bout me. You are a great friend to me as is everyone else. Keep ya head high, keep being my buddy, and keep doing a great job. Don't you ever give up on life and having fun, or else you'll have me to deal with LoL. Oh, and by the way, what Ess said about everyone else, I agree 100% and I back her statements she has said so far on this thread. Oh, sorry I didn't respond sooner, i been busy, but i have been reading the stuff. I am really sorry. I guess I was also really speechless. Love y'all like family (well, I think that is as simple as I can get it, and it fits perfectly too).

Okay, okay, okay, here's my answers with of course, some comments : 1. B. Only when the bus don't pick me up and i can't get a ride (literally) 2. B. but believe it or not folks, i found a way out. 3. C. 4. B. The danged cross walks don't work in this town! 5. C. Unless it's a friend of grammoms .... There aren't a whole lot of 'em round here to help. Crossing guards usually do it, it's only at those times their out lol. 6. B sorry, but i got a dense memory sometimes 7. B. Yeah, sure it don't always work, but oh well, and yeah, i knwo, i'll get my butt kicked. 8. D. very unfortunate ... but i'm a teenager and their tougher on teens 9. B. Fighting can be bad... sides, you probably haven't heard about those girls who pulled knives out in school and cut a bunch of other kids up really bad... very true, very recent. 10. B. Clothes are clothes

Perfect car for brian: get a patrol car,paint it yellow and black, and give it to him or put gum balls on the road runner

Now that's scary....

NOTE: thanks Brian for the insperation. Which is your favorite color? A. Orange B. White C. Dirty White D. Black, White, Gold E. White, Gold F. Yellow G. Too much mud, dirt, and mudd to tell, but I'll drive just 'bout anything, but mostly blue and white... I think. What is more your pace? A. Fast, racing in cross country races; lead footing B. Luxury C. Farm work D. Off road driving E. Chasing people F. Fast driving but no cross country racing; lead footing G. Work; Helping others Car Decoration, which would you prefere? A. Rebel Flag; 01 B. Steer horns C. dents and dings D. Picture of bird; maybe no doors E. Star F. Large black stripe G. Tow chain and hook (usually) Favorite way to loose the local law? A. Just jump over the dang creek or throw them in the local car wash B. I own the law C. Don't normally run, usually get a ride with the boys or Daisy if I do D. Cross country E. Uh, I am the law F. Pedal to the metal G. Let them pull me over, wait for them to get out, back up, hit the switch, floor it and leave the scene with the Deputy at the side of the road yellin' to bring back their patrol car ************ Your ideal Dukes car: A's: The General Lee B's: Boss Hogg's Catilac C's: Uncle Jesse's pickup D's: Daisy's Jeep E's: Rosco/Enos/Cletus' patrol car F's. Daisy's Road Runner (before Bo and Luke wrecked it, that is) G's. Cooter's tow truck Multi answers: well uh, looks like you would prefere a mix car, er a combination of the listed above. You must like some mighty weird cars, though, there are ways for you to get the combinations you desire through getting other cars, but then they wouldn't be cars from the original show, so I guess you'd have to go with the catagory you got the most of the same letter in.