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Mufn, i think the only reason why certain members aren't done is because they're too busy harrassin' each other on here. *looks at Brian and Alex* I think what they shoulda done instead of harrassin' each other on here is turn themselves into dogs, and fight over a studded collar over on a round robin or under story ideas or something. *chuckles* They'd be done and waitin' on another challange if they did that!

Don't go yellin' at me for not gettin' a challange story done, one of the two mentioned that were submitted was mine! *big grin* Deputy, if ya need any help decidin', I'll help ya.

don't feel bad MaryAnne, looks like Brian bought donuts and missed the main staples: Cream Filled, Jelly Filled, powdered sugar, and glazed. You can tell he has no experience getting donuts. I hope you and Rosco don't send him on your Friday Morning Donut runs.

man, if you're gonna give brian a picture of hello kitty, you should at least hav the decency to use a photo editing software and turn kitty's bow and clothing black... maybe put a leather jacket on her too shoot for all we know, Brian might just have a secret collectio of Hello Kitty... if he don't, alex might. It's been mentioned enough. Hey Deputy, Mufn, Do you guys know if Brian or Alex have secret collections of Hello Kitty???

darn, talk about your 180's. Brian, that comment you snuck into the altered posts, did it have anything to do with frying someone's hide? You know, these forums are better than ... than... hmm... the most entertaining form of TV available, although this bikini thing is starting to get a little out of hand. Shame i might be disapperaing again for a little while (housing problem, have to be out by Monday afternoon)

Deputy, I have to agree with ya, there's no way that the Lord of the Outlaws has reformed himself. He done altered my post too. Some new chaos brought to us by Brian, most definently. Ya gotta love it though, he just wouldn't be Brian Coltrane without starting something.

When the site (and dohff) went down a few days ago (well, more like a week ago but it was only for a short amount of time), I thought Brian decided to fall over the server cord while lurking around in the dark trying to keep in practice, either that or someone sent him down there to do some maintnance and he goofed before getting it right. Not once did I think you tripped over the cord Deputy.

I'm here for the party!

Brian, As I recall, when I disappeared two years ago, you were a mere moderator, and most of our chats were held on AIM at that time (because the hnet chat's weren't loaded). You also didn't alter your posts that often back then, and, I had no idea you accidentally banned Alex for three weeks lol. I had no clue about any of that stuff. Rules, suggestions, either way they are guidelines. Rules are suggestions, just with harsher consequences. Anarchy would result without those suggestions or guidlines. Like I said, more like organized chaos :-) although, that is an oxymoron. Maybe somone should toss Alex a rope and bring him back down to the earth. Or atleast toss him a banana.

Oh boy, I'm definently staying in town above the garage tonight, otherwise I might not get any sleep. How do you disturb the peace if there was never any peace in the first place, cause that is a good question.

anarchy Brian? I thought this was more like organized chaos... afterall, there are rules to a small extent.

uh, which comment you talkin' about? The bikini fashion show or lil' ol' me struttin' around in a bikini?

Bl, can't you take a joke? I wasn't serious about the bikini's... granted i wouldn't mind struttin' around in one, but that's aside the point.

Hey Cousin, Cool down, you too Konrad. I don't think the deputy was serious with option three. I think that one was just put down to get a rise out of Brian and Alex... and needless to say, I think it worked! Why not do option 2 with a bathing suit contest... a wet bathing suit contest to drive the boys nuts... with all the participants in bikini's...

Let's not forget the classic Smokey and the Bandit crossover! I would say add the back to the future trilogy into the mix, but that might be a little hazzardous to everyone's health and safety, and freedom. Shoot, brian had it his way, there'd be nothing but anarchy.

Brian, I been thinking that for the past four or five pages. This is getting out of hand. Maybe the Hazzard FD will let ya use a fire hose on Alex if it means prohtectin' MaryAnne's honor. And Brian, what you just said does not paint a very pretty picture: Alex wearing a string bikini *shudders*

Sorry y'all. if there was a chat tonight that folks actualy showed up to, I wasn't around. Unfortunately, or fortunately, dependin' how you look at it, my boyfriend decided to hang out with the guys (and their girls) tonight, and I was invited to come along. He and the guys begged and pleaded until I went. We ended up hanging out and playing video games.

I know one of those ain't for me. I might've voted against three and went with two Alex, but I did mention you can get a string bikini for under 20 bucks... and sides, if ya want to see MaryAnne in a bikini so bad, why don't you just buy her one? (for those who think I'm nuts, yes you can get a string bikini for under 20 dollars in real life at forman mills and old navy... possibly value city, walmart, and kmart as well.)

Deputy, I know where ya can get a full string bikini for under 20 dollars, but I don't think you'll be able to get alex to stop humping your leg if you went for it. I say nay for Idea number 3. I say go for number 2 and Split it up as follows: Many stores that have a pet isle have some decently priced collars.Around the stores I frequent, you can usually find a dog collar for around, 1 to 10 Dollars, depending where you go. I say put 30-35 aside for a few cute collars for the cute little puppy dog known as Sadie. Then I say we all Take the rest and go have a ball at the Boars Nest.

Cousin BL, I don't think we'll be gettin' any winnin's off this thing, but the way I see it, we could all pool the dough and go for a big o' shindig at the Boars Nest. Either that or send it over to the Hazzard Orphanage. What we do with the money is entirely up to the Hazzard LAw... the ligitamate law abiding Hazzard Law of course.

It was no problem RogerDuke. Happy to do it. Hope y'all like my oddities I mentioned in my last post!

Thanks Daney! No I haven't seen the front page yet, but I am gonna go look now. The fireworks here kinda got rained out and we had a tornado warning, so I haven't been able to see any yet. For those of you wondering what a fife is, it's an instrumetn used in both the british and american armies during the American Revolution. It was also used in many wars before that as well as the war of 1812 all the way up to the Civil War. It was how the Armies would give their commands. Different songs meant different things. It told you when you could eat, when to get up, when to go to sleep, lights out, as well as to get ready for battle and retreat. Drums were used more than the fifes, but not by much. It's easier to hear the Fife and the Drum than to hear someone shouting in the midst of gunfire and cannon fire (trust me, i ain't kiddin' ya!). A fife and drum would be placed every quarter mile or so along the ranks. Here's a few odd facts for y'all being's its the American Independence Day. Taps wasn't always a funeral song. Orianally taps meant the drum beat given to wake the soldiers. Most people back in the day had no idea how to read sheet music. It was far too expensive to produce. Music books such as hymnals wouldn't have the notes in it, just the words. The only person who would have the sheet music, if lucky, would have been the organist. For instance that meant that Hymn Number 38 could be done to the music of.... let's say the old song Chester. The song Dixie wasn''t written by a southerner at all! Daniel Emmit was a northerner from OHIO, who wrote the song not too long before the civil war. Both sides played Dixie during the Civil War, as well as Battle Hymn of the republic. During Both the American Revolutionary war and the DCivil war, many songs had alternate versions and extra verses to reflect the times. IT is reported by many that Cornwallis's army played the "King Will Have His Own Again" (also known as the popuilar song, "World Turned Upside Down") while the Americans Reportedly played the Song "Yankee Doodle" (Which was originally written as a way to put the American's down by the British!) at Cornwalli's Surrender to George Washington. Washington LOST more battles than he won. Teh Battle of Bunker Hill wasn't really fought at Bunker Hill, but rather a nearby hill known as Breeds Hill. No Body Is really sure if there was actually any flags flown by the Americans at the Battle Of Bunker Hill. Now, if anyone's gonna be askin how I know all this stuff, in real life, I really do play an instrument called the fife. I also do some reinacting (Rare!) with it (Rev. War). I teach the Fife Non-Profit for a fife and Drum Corps in teh state of De.

*whispers to MaryAnne, Mufn, and BL* Ya know... I think Brian's winning and he's not even laying a hand on Alex right now!

Just wanted to wish a big ol' Happy Birthday to the United States of America! *Raises a proud US flag then Takes out colonial military instrument (Fife) and starts playing Star Spangled Banner*

I'm sure that would hurt... but it still doesn't look like the old drool spot got cleaned up yet either. Wait, aren't they trying to hurt each other anyway? Being's that the case what harm would a little more drool do?