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*Having watched events unfold, walks over, keeping 3 foot distance from jail cell and the cop.* So tell me, what are the charges against Brian Coltrane, and what exactly did he do to you to ruffle ya tail feathers, tail feathers that are startin' to look about as dark as his. *Crosses arms* IF you tell me, I MIGHT make it worth your while....*Has no plans on breaking this guy out, instead will tell him about magazine and puzzle book stash*

Brian, Did you edit Lori's post? She asked me to say something because if she did, she'd be going off. You done scared the daylights outta her! She says if you do it again, she'll be leaving the site, so um, if it was you, could you send her an appology? Please? If ya gonna mess with posts, be careful who ya do it to, ya might really upset them. If it wasn't you brian, someone's hacking folk's user names, but somehow... I think it was you. You do have a habit of doing stuff like that. Maryanne, if it was Brian, could you please make sure he applogises?

*laughs, ready to watch the mischief* I always love seeing what ya come up with Brian. *gets the popped corn ready* Maybe this time you could look for some recruits and give classes on how to annoy MaryAnne and the Hazzard law! and how to get away with it.

Thanks Deputy. I promise, it won't happen again! Last time I act before thinkin'! *Leaves cell and glances at moniter that was highlighting the entertainment of the contest and scratches head. Walks over to Cletus's desk and pulls out a half stale bag of popped corn, sits down, and watches events unfold, becoming just as confused as the cop. Chews popped corn, trying not to laugh at the expression on Jack's face as it appeared* Maybe it's not the feed acting up... I wonder what happened to that car to make it bounce around like that! *Ponders if this has become some weird episode of the twilight zone i've heard so much about

*sits in jail cell grinnin' like a cheshire cat, debating on blowing the whistle that the Doc is a certain Coltrane's girlfriend. Decides against it. Don't exactly want a screw up on my next exam! Continues thinking, watching. Watches long enough to be convinced that Doc is indeed faking it and shakes my head. Brian must really really be in trouble if he's got Doc getting all close and personal with another man. *Whistles for Rosco who comes over. Whispers very quietly* Rosco, if Brian needs help, let me know. I would be willing to help, if you'd be so inclined to let me out to help you save the tail end of one of your kin. Don't gotta decide now. *walks back over to cot and goes back to reading a magazine.

Yeah, thanks, this is even better than a specially signal. You know, that did sound like a certain black clad turkey, either that or it was a turkey that was dying. *checks gun* Ready to go turkey hunting?

They are among the smarmiest! So where should we start looking for them first? *Finishes suiting up and picks up standard paintgun rifle, but stops and thinks for a second* We need a special call they won't recognise as anything out of the ordinary if we decide to split up or get seperated.

*pulls up behind deputy and waves, getting out of teal '68 Mustang.* "Heya MaryAnne. Good Luck. Let me know if you want any help tracking down those smarmy turkey's. Sides, we's hunters need to watch each other's backs! There's no tellin' what those two have planned. *reaches into back seat and pulls out a decent, regulation paintball gun and padding and starts putting the padding on.* YOu want to hunt together as a team Deputy?

Hey Game Warden, Can I sign up as a hunter to hunt the huntee (IE can I shoot Brian with some paintballs?) Hil

(okay, i know i shouldn't be posting with the pain I been in and all that, but I couldn't help it) *falls off cot laughing histerically* Looks like we've got ourselves one heck of a love triangle to watch!

*Groans and starts counting bricks, looking for a specific one, finds it, pulls it out and pulls out a magazine stash and starts reading.* Actually teh chipped beef is quite good Alex. Sometimes I used to let myself get caught just for the food. Better than my mother cooks. It's a wonder Cletus is as big as he is. *flips page* and trust me, that thing is fake. It's the same one that sits on cousin boss's mantle. I've taken it apart so many times to clean and dust it, i know that pin is missing. *Goes quiet, deciding to wait my turn after all.* (Sorry, that first post I did mentioning that .45 I meant to type it wasn't on Lex. Sides, who carries a gun wearing skin tight clothing? I'm sorry, I had thought I had mentioned it, but my pain medication was wearing off when I typed that. I sprained my ankle again and have been in a lot of pain. I kinda forgot it isn't a good idea to post when I'm hurting that bad. I always forget to mention something, and I always get in trouble. Trust me, this isn't teh first time, and I think I'll be quiet until this feels better. MIght be a good idea and keep me out of trouble. Again, I'm sorry!)

*starts laughing histerically* Hey deputy, Alex, here's one for ya: Least I know the diffference between a real gun and a historical nonfiring 1860's replica. *Points to gun on floor* If ya notice, there's no firing pin, and it sure as hell ain't my .45. That's out getting a professional cleaning and the barrel redone.

*watches Brian with an eyebrow raised curiously, then goes into the garage to call MaryAnne and let her know about Brian's even more suspicious than normal behavior.* Brian's actin' awful funny, and i don't mean haha funny either. He's acting a lot more suspicious than normal. Does Alex have a birthday coming up or something? He's taken a sudden interest in him, almost as much as some of us girls have.

*elbows Alex hard as he goes to hand weapons over to the deputy. Then brings fist around and hit's Alex inm the face, grabbing gun, spins it, and puts it in waistband, then places knife in pocket.* Touch me again, and you'll regret it, physically and financially. Brian ain't the only one with family in the sheriff's office. Cletus is my brother, and Boss is my cousin, and you know how Boss loves money.

*laughs* Wait my turn? You have got to be kiddin'. I'd rather cut in line, cause bad girls don't wait their turn. Would you if you were packing a .45 or another weapon and weren't afraid to use it? *continues standing against post, grinning, watching.*

*walks into the bookingroom in time to hear question and answer.* I'm sure he'd do a dance all right Deputy. He'd probably do the funky chicken! *laughs, leaning up against a nearby post*

(for the purpose of this RR, I will be playing as Lex Hogg instead of Hilery Davenport). *walks up to bullition board, browsing and sees MaryAnne's ad.* This should prove interesting. *grins, looking down at leather vest shirt and leather pants.* I'm sure there's already at least one guy who has applied. I wonder if I can be a distraction and see if a girl could apply? Cousin Boss would flip and so would my brother Cletus! *laughs* (Hilery is mentioned previously without permission)

Alex, you are more than welcome to use a loaner car, free of charge. *dangles a set of keys in air* It has a nice fast custom engine... and it beats walking around and being vulnerable to your enemies... sides, it's a nice attractive navy blue Camaro.

I doubt sleep would improve Brian's demeanor. I think he's territorial... though the poor guy does look a little hagard... Alex, I think by now your car is done... but I'd be careful if I were you. Brian's had that look on his face. If it makes you feel more comfortable, you can borrow a loaner car from the Garage until MaryAnne reigns her cousin back in.

Alex, Daisy gave them to me. Brian, I'd be chasing you, but with going after Alex, it's more amusing for MaryAnne. Sides, I really don't want to spend the night in the jail for accidentally hurting her cousin. That and last I checked, you had the doc, and the doc does the county's medical care. I don't want any 'medical mistakes'.

Oh Alex, I'm sure it's there, but i'm fairly sure it's on four cinderblocks so it can get new tires, and the engine is taken apart for a free cleaning. *grins* I sorta decided to do you a few favors after Julie mentioned where she put it. *stands in Alex's path cutely wearing one of Daisy's outfits*

hey Julie, can i give you a few tips? 1: If you hide someone's car so they can't get away, don't tell anyone infront of them where they can find it. 2: MaryAnne is more than likely watching. Not much gets by her, and she did put Alex out as single. I'm sure she's having the time of her life watching Alex squirm. She'll step in if things get out of hand.

Oh if I can't get you chained up, I'm sure I could enlist Brian's help if it means he gets to humiliate you. I'm sure that's an offer he can't refuse. Brian? What do you say? Help me chain Alex up? I'll let you humiliate the heck outta him when i'm through, (Sides, being chained up would probably humiliate him too).

From what I understand, Tow Chain and combination padlocks are very hard to escape from... can't cut the chain with a knife, and you can't pick the lock. That and the combination is a pain to figure out (almost impossible).

Actually, the tow chain and rope are for work, and the knife and gun protection and hunting ... though I see what you mean by it could make things interesting... well except for the rifle, unless shooting cans or hunting catches someone's attention. I could borrow a set of bows and arrows if I wanted to to. You don't practically grow up around the Duke's, get to be best friends with them, and not know how to use one.