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Whoo wee Tori, you's right, there is a lot of testosterone over here. *Pops chip in mouth* So you finished your story too? Kewl. You know, if those two weren't so busy flinging they's hormones ever'where, they'd probably be done with their stories too? Personally, I'm not gonna complain, and I don't think any of the others are gonna either cause we all gettin' a free show. If MaryAnne walked out in a skimpy outift right now holding a sign, it would give Brian a huge advantage, even if Alex does end up drooling all over the floor again. I doubt the poor guy could even pay attention to anything but.. I'd laugh myself silly. *Takes sip of rootbeer waiting for intermission to end*

This is getting interesting *Shoves potato chip in mouth* Instead of putting Chet in the pound, why not let him have a go with the winner when they're all stitched up and ready for another round? Mufn and Maryanne could charge admission. *takes sip of rootbeer* And honest question: How the heck did everyone get from talking about Dog Collars, to talking about bears, to watching a couple of men fight like dogs (actually, i understand the dog fight, that's family honor there!)? I mean, honestly... although this dog fight would make a good round robin. Why didn't Mutt 1 and Mutt 2 take nad start it over there? *Shrugs and sits down next to MaryAnne, Mufn, and BL* This thread has honestly turned into a Brian Vrs Alex free for all.

Looks like you're gonna be underdog the rag doll.

i got twenty on Brian too! I think that brings it to 125 to 35?

yeah, i gotta bet to make, BRIAN RULES! GO BRIAN, WOOO HOOO Kick his tail! Give him a trip to the vet's office! *Waves around a little rebel flag for Brian, cheering* Go Lord of the Outlaws! *matches MaryAnne's twenty dollar bet*

yer askin' for it, and MaryAnne is armed with a good idea that can't be taken the wrong way LoL.

Alex, i'm surprised MaryAnne hasn't sicked Bandit on ya! Hey, there's an idea for ya deputy! Turn Alex into Bandits next chew toy! *ponders for a second* Mufn, ithat would be hilarious.

I ain't broke into nuttin'! I's innocent I's tell ya! Seriously though, I only suggested it cause guys, ya gotta agree with me on this one: Ya rag on one Coltrane, ya gotta rag on 'em both... in a nice way of course. Brian does have a point, that's one way to make MaryAnne look totally out of character. You know... Brian, instead of knocking the heck out of MaryAnne or waving a donut under her nose (one just wouldn't be nice and I doubt the donut would work, she'd probably smash it in your face if she went awol), Why not take that Dr. JEckyll one a step further where you have to find an antidote to save her while you're chasing her over hazzard trying to keep her from hurting herself? But seriously, Brian and Maryanne on a crime spree together would be hilarious.

Mufn, if that's the one I think it is, she was breaking the law FOR the law... not for fun... if I recall correctly.

Well, we could con err... convince them into doing it on here somewhere under story ideas with a feed back page so we can all post to help with the different plot twists... I'd watch saying MaryAnne is better, you're about likely to get thumped as I am by Brian. Personally, I think they're both great writers. I think Brian has just had his hands full with other things.

Oh I know that, but I can't picture MaryAnne dressed like Brian without falllin' over laughing unless it's a halloween gag! I know she's not innocent either. She's caused her own stir of trouble. But how often has she robbed a person? How often has she held up a store? HOw often has she beren willing to commit a crime for Boss HOgg like hold up his bank? How often has she gne on a true crime spree and had Rosco and Brian worrie sick about her due to it? How often has Brian actually had to play good guy by his own choice? Brian usually starts the ruckus's around here, why not give poor MaryAnne a chance and have Brian clean up her mess for once? Granted, she usually joins right in with the ruckus... OOO i got another one: Why not MaryAnne and Brian start out in the story as going on a crime spree together (Brian Liking this new side of MaryAnne) after MaryAnne hits her head and gets looked at by a doc, but things get too serious, and that's when he locks her up so a doc can look at her for a second time because of the sudden strange behavior starting to scare him? Ok, now if only one of those two coltrane cousins coulsd wack me over the head to get my mind to stop bein evil, I appreciate it, unless of course, they're actually enjoying this. OOO here's one that would tie the two ideas together for them! Maryanne hits her head causing a totally different personality to come out, or get ahold of some sort of chemical like in that eipsode Luke had a personality switch, and she goes on a massive crime spree, graffiti tagging the patrol cars, stealing Diablo, yanking reverse pins, robbing the stores and the Hazzard Bank, not to mention doing a few illegal jobs for Boss Hogg! But hold on, Enos and Cletus are sick, so the only law is Rosco and he's gonna need help, so he gets to con Brian into becoming a Deputy!Including a full deputies uniform (Or he could just pin a badge to his shirt so Brian doesn't kill me for these ideas... personally i'd like to see him wear a deputies uniform). I'm sorry... someone, please wack me over the head! I'm surprised Brian hasn't already, maybe MaryAnne too! Please someone hit me! My mind is stuck in over drive! I've already finished my submission for the Challange of the month and I started it the same day i Finished it! Help!

yeah, but if brian ended up having to arrest himself, where would the fun be in that? Now what if Brian had to lock MaryAnne up? What if Brian had to haul MaryAnne into the jail and lock her up cause she refuses to see a doctor after hitting her head and she's acting strange (I mean, what could be stranger than MaryAnne dressed up like her cousin?), but the deputy breaks out before the doc can see her. That could be when she takes his car and goes on her own little 'crime wave'.

I've got another one for you guys: Brian and MaryAnne switching personas. What if MaryAnne was the bad guy dressed in black with a leather jacket like brian's, and Brian suddenly walking out being a good guy? Or: MaryAnne hits her head or something and becomes like brian, steals his leather jacket and his car, and goes raising some hell, and i mean some hell! Maybe throw a bank hold up or a store hold up in there somewhere? Of course, it's up to brian to save his cousin cause let's face it, he has to get h is car back, rosco's worried out of his mind, and how often do you see brian without his jacket? AND as an added twist, brian has to use a patrol car or maryanne's car? actually... if you guys wanted tos tart that one as a round robin, i'm sure you'd get a might big amout of support trying to save the deputy. Sorry, i came up with an idea to put brian out of his element, had to do the same for poor maryanne.

In responce to some comments made earlier: What about a shocking bark collar? Those are real nice for trainin' a dog not to bark. Or a regular training collar would work too. Just hit a button and zaaaaaaaaap. Nice shock... i made a loud noise while handling one of the bark collars and wow did I learn my lesson.

actually daney I was considering that, but then if brian's keeping hazzard in line, who's gonna keep brian in line?

I HOpe I'm not one of those two people. I just walked in on the fun.

Julie, You can call me Scoot, Hil, or Hilery. I also have another Character named Lex, but you won't be seein' her around hnet much. She's gonna be more in anohter realm of Hazzard. And Julie, what does that last post you did have to do with anything? Please, try to make sure that the posts have something do with the thread, otherwise, it just palin confuses me, cause I have almost no idea what you're talking about. I don't want to see you end up gettin' ignored cause that is no fun.

Gee, I know who could use one... least so i stay safe. Brian. He's gonna hit hte roof when he sees that idea i posted over in story ideas for him and MaryAnne. Alex, you could use one too with the way you run your yap LoL. Could possibly use a fleedip too. What'd you do, go rollin' in the swamp? Maybe Mufn could spray you down with the hose later on.

MaryAnne, Brian, I got a story Idea for y'all *Smiles innocently* It's for the Kin Series. Ok, let me say this first off, this was a product of my evil mind while I was asleep last night. Once I tell y'all what it is, Brian will indeed think my mind evil. I can almost guarentee it. *takes a deep breath* Basically here it is: Enos and Cletus get sick with the flu and are going to be out of work for like, oh, two weeks. Poor MaryAnne and Rosco are the only Law Enforcement Hazzard has. Something happens, I don't care what, and they get the fun of conning poor Brian into a deputies uniform for the two weeks that Enos and Cletus are sick. I know it doesn't work too well with Brian being a Hazzard Bad Guy, with a criminal record, but Bo and Luke were deptues in one episode. Anyway, Not only has something happened, Boss is blaming the Dukes. Poor brian gets to chase them around the county getting a dose of what Rosco gets every day, including the dip in the hazzard carwash. Y'all can work it how ever you want from there. Be careful, it might just turn into a Challange from an author to the Hazzard Administrators! Now, if y'all don't mind, I think i'm gonna go run and hide from Brian for a while. Hopefully, I can get some support out of my fellow authors to get these two to write something like this. Anyone out there wanna back me up? It'd be a good laugh!

Might a crazy Davenport post for a second here? Y'all are CRAZY! and ya know what? I've missed it. Sorry i've not been posting muh lately, but i've been trying my darndest to catch up. Being gone for two years makes it take longer than two months just to catch up. Now I can see Brian in a Collar seein' how he likes to lady chase like the duke boys, and is a bad, naughty, outlaw boy, but brian, I can't see your poor cousin MaryAnne in one. Rosco on the other hand... Boss has had him on a leash for years! *laughs siting down on a desk in the booking room* I have an idea, how about MaryAnne waves a magic wand and turns Brian into a dog for the next month. I doubt anyone would even notice because he's already a dawg if ya know what i mean. *Raises eyebrows* Ya know, until now i was compltely stumped as to how I could work a story like this to be good and make it interesting without being risque, but i think i just gave myself an idea. I love it when i do that! TUrn a character into a dog... with some help of a little creative magic of course. *ponders for a second* uh, why am i sudddenly glad I've never gotten in trouble with the deputy around here? *looks around* And why am I suddenly glad i haven't chased after brian coltrane or his buddy alex? (I read some of the other pages, but not all, i woulda died laughing before i got to the last page) Also, another thing that would be hilarious, what if brian started another round robin in which he could raise hell in... without getting in too much trouble with his *clears throat* fellow deputies. *ducks and runs, hiding behind mufn and maryanne, second thingks it, and hides behind someone else*

MaryAnne, I knew you were gonna say that. Seems quite a few of us just got on, anyone want to hang for a bit in the chatroom? It's about eight forty pm, eastern.

Well guys, I had a nice time last night. I have an idea for everyone. HOw about we start having a weekly chat again, like we used to. We can shoot for every Saturday around 8 p.m. eastern. That way, someone doesn't have to schedule it every week. I also think more poeople would be able to make it if we make it a regular occurance. Folks would be more likely to remember, and it would be easier to fit it into their busy schedules. Any objections? And smart alick comments are welcome, just for a hoot.

Don't forget friends, I'm requesting y'alls presence for a chat tonight that starts between seven and eight PM eastern! It's always lots of fun, and sometimes, ya get folks swinging from the chandaliers! LOL Just kidding, it hasn't been that exciting, but still pretty exciting. Don't worry, there will be plenty of Cool virtual refreshmetns and virtual snacks too. providing i don't eat them all LOL. I'm thinking we could start between seven and eight over in the Boars Nest. I just ask that y'all don't get virtually drunk or let your characters get drunk on virtual watered down alcohol. Don't need anyone getting in trouble with our friendly administrators, some of which I'm sure will be there (which believe you me, that just makes the party more of a party!). I'm inviting authors, characters, and the groupies, so be careful you don't get confused as to who you're talking to.

well guys, looks like i'll be around tonight after all. Anyone intereseted in doing a chat tonight as well as next week, maybe even get on a regular chat schedule again? I'm thinking tonight around seven or eight eastern. IM, message, or just show up if you're interested or you can post here.

I cannot believe that that judge halved her sentence. It seems like celebrities get away with a lot with just a slap on the wrists most of the time, and it's wrong. It's like they allow themselves to be bought or drawn up in public opinion. Well guess what, from my understanding, there was a nightclub who was throwing a party in support of Paris Hilton, and only like three people showed up. On top of that, she had a contract with a club, i believe called club paris, and she failed to show up. I mean, all the woman had to do was show up nad do what she does best: Party. How hard is that? She kept missing engagements because get this, she was too busy partying. Maybe if she gwasn't given so much attention, she'd straighten up and fly right. I think all the woman wants in attention and her face in the papers. Among that, I feel so sorry for all those girls who idolize that woman. she's super skinny with almost no fat on her what so ever, from what i understand a lot of what she does isn't exactly something to be proud of, and now she's in trouble with the law again. How exactly can a parent allow a child to idolize that? That, and being a blonde myself, I wish she'd stop feeding into the dumb blonde sterio type! I mean, she really can't be as dumb as they showed in the simple life. If she is, I really feel sorry for her on that subject, but I don't feeel sorry for her wiht the jail sentence. She brought it on herself. Sorry about the rant. If you haven't guessed, I don't care for Paris Hilton at all.