Season 1 High Octane
Enos:"Let's Go ma'am." ๐
Roxanne:"I am entitled to a telephone call!" ๐
Enos:"I know that ma'am. Just as soon as I get these boys locked up, you can make it." ๐
Roxanne (Flirting with Enos rubbing his chin.):"Look Enos, I know, I know yer just doing yer duty. But, yer making a terrible mistake." ๐
Enos:"Yes ma'am." ๐
Luke pushes the glass Moonshine jug of water off the counter. It shatters on the floor, the water trails into the cell with Enos and Roxanne. ๐
Waylon Jennings:"Y'all stick around for the barbecue, you hear." ๐
Bo (Strikes a match.):"Alright Enos, now, don't either of you 2 move, or I'm gonna drop this in there, an' we're just gonna have a big Roman Candle!" ๐
Roxanne:"You wouldn't!" ๐
Bo:"Sure I would! We ain't goin' to prison for nobody! Alright, gimme yer gun Enos!" ๐
Enos:"Why Bo, I wouldn't use this on y'all." ๐
Bo:"Gimme yer gun Enos!" ๐
Luke:"We know you wouldn't use it Enos. But she might." ๐
Luke locks them in the cell together.
Bo:"Are you puttin' her in there with him?" ๐
Luke:"Hey. I promised I'd fix him up with her, didn't I?"
Roxanne:"You promised me if I arrested you fair and square, that you wouldn't resist!"
Luke:"Yeah. But you didn't arrest us fair and square! You still got them matches Bo?" ๐
Bo:"Right in my hand." ๐
Roxanne:"You'll blow us all up!" ๐
Bo:"Well, you don't give me any choice. You questioned our honor." (Strikes another match.)
Roxanne:"Oh no!" ๐
Enos:"Don't do it Bo! No! Please, ah! Ah!" ๐ The match burns out in the water at Bo and Luke's feet. Enos and Roxanne are in the back of the cell glued to the wall. ๐
Luke:"Y'all can come down off that wall now. It's only water." ๐
Enos/Roxanne:"Water?" ๐
Bo:"That's right. You arrested us fer transportin' water." ๐
Roxanne:"Now how was I supposed to know it was water?" ๐
Luke:"Well, a revenue agent oughta be able to tell moonshine from water." ๐
Bo:"She sure didn't seem to have much trouble tellin' the difference last night at the Boars Nest." ๐
Luke:"Enos, I'm afraid we're gonna have to borrow yer squad car." ๐
Enos:"Uh huh. Now boys, we was raised together. But now yer goin' too far! That's county property Luke!" ๐
Roxanne:"I'll get you Dukes no matter what!" ๐
Bo:"Bye now." ๐
Enos:"I can't understand them boys. I mean, that's real dishonest, passin' water off as moonshine." ๐
Roxanne (Catching on.):"Don't you see Enos!? They weren't passing water off as moonshine! They were running a blind fer Jesse!" ๐