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no YANKEE could ever beat the general lee in a race. (even though the general was made up north....lol)

Donkey ( it used to be one of my favorite video games)

TDOH is Xtra special to all of us! I think I can say for all of us, it gives us a special private, personal world that we can all run to! We know everybody there and they all know us and think the same way we do!

Season 2 Officer Daisy Duke. Boss Hogg gets a parking ticket from Daisy Duke who's Hazzard County Deputy after getting fired from the Boars Nest and applying with the Hazzard County Sheriff's Department after passing her written and physical examinations. Boss explain that he didn't park the car his driver did he went to lunch. Daisy:"Well, well, well. A ticket to my very favorite person. Boss You should know it's illegal to park in a red zone." 😂 Boss:"Look, I didn't park this car here. My driver did, before he went to lunch! Now outta my way!" 😂 Daisy:"You wouldn't wanna interfere with the law would you?" 😂 Boss:"Daisy Duke, I'm warnin' you-" 😂 Daisy:"Or threatenin' a police officer!" 😂 Boss:"Alright, alright, alright. Maybe I was a little hasty. Look, why don't you take this $10 and go buy yourself somethin' you've always wanted, an' we'll call it even." 😂 Daisy:"Bribing an officer. That's really gonna up yer tab!" 😂 (Writes out the ticket. Gives it to him.)"Have a good day Boss!" 😂 Boss (After she leaves, tries to tear up the ticket.):"This is what I think of yer ticket too! Here! Ya see that!? Ya see!? Ya see-?" (He accidentally tore up the $10 Bill instead of the parking ticket. Realizing what he done.)"Aaah!" 😂

Season 4 Double Dukes Bo Duke (In the backseat, looking around for the smoke bomb. He finally found it.):"I found it!" Luke Duke:"Well, get rid of it!" 😂

Season 4 Double Dukes. Luke Duke:"I can't see where the heck I'm goin'! Hang on!" The Dukes are driving with a smoke bomb that the bad guys Turk and Moody threw in the General Lee. Waylon Jennings:"Friends an' neighbors, I don't think that jump was planned." 😂(Freezes for commercial.) (Returns from commercial.) Luke Duke:"We're airborne!" 😂

Season 5 Coy Meets Girl. Coy and Vance with Boss Hogg and Sheriff Rosco in hot pursuit. They're driving through national guard military war maneuvers, artillery shell fire. Rosco:"I knew those Duke Boys were tuff, but I didn't think they'd go this far!" 😂 Rosco drives in a hole. 😂 Boss:"Look what you done! We went in the hole!" 😂 Rosco gets out. Boss can't get his own door open. It's stuck. Rosco walks over the hood to the passenger side to the back door to get Flash. Boss:"I can't get my door open! It's stuck! Not that many mutt! Save me! I'm your leader ain't I!?" 😂 Artillery fire continues around them. They find another hole to hide in. Boss:"Rosco, so help you, if that car gets hit, you're gonna pay for it!" (KABOOM) They duck down. The car was hit. Rosco:"That must've been one of those 55 Pack Hausers! Done scuffed my vehicle beyond repair! Do you think I can make time payments?" 😂 Boss:"You should only live that long!" 😂 Uncle Jesse shows up in his White Ford F Series truck. Rosco:"There's Jesse!" Boss:"Oh Jesse!" Jesse:"You boys better get in here, before you're blown into the next 4TH of July!" 😂

Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee. Rosco chases the Dukes in the end. After the flashbacks are over and it's back to present day. Luke:(To Bo. About Rosco.)"He might drive better. But he ain't no smarter." 😂

You are lucky to have an awesome girlfriend like that. I can't get my wife into Dukes. She doesn't dislike it but doesn't like it enough to watch on a regular basis. Strange coincidence: She watches that Diners Drive Ins and Dives food show. Today they were at a rural restaurant and the host Guy Fieri asked if Bo and Luke Duke come in the drive thru often.

I've been here 18 years and have 15,500 posts and I still have no clue what I'm doing. The HazzardNet is a lot like Hazzard....total chaos. If it wasn't it would be boring. We are happy to have you Davy and hope you stay a long time. Do you have a favorite character?

Rainy day here. I'm just brushing up on astronomy stuff since I volunteered to be a guest speaker at 2 universities.