Skipper, it was only a week ago that you said you'd keep you inaccurate quotes to Facebook. This time you got Hammer's line wrong.
Hammer: "Hey, Leeman, look at this. I been in them plowboys' closet. Take your pick."
Bo Duke: "Wait a minute. Them there is our clothes."
Admittedly, this is closer than you usually get, but "dang near" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. I have better things to do with my time than correcting your quotes, but I'll keep doing it while you're getting them wrong. If you can't get them right, don't post them here!