I love this quote from Rosco's Mama when he told her he was marrying a girl that he met from a computer dating service... "You mean you got a girl out of a machine? Lordy, what won't they think of next?"
This quote is from "Close Call For Daisy" when Rosco was in the Dukes house and noticed it was a total disaster after it had been ransacked by two bad guys, "What a mess. Did the termites stop holding hands?"
Rosco over cb-Cleatus what the heck are you doin' skinny dippin' Cleatus-I dont go skinny dippin' I anit got nowhere to put my badge Rosco- If you dont get over here now Im gonna show you where to put that badge....