dont wanna offend any one but i remember one when Rosco was talking to Sherrif Little and Rosco says "its Coltrain there aint no 'brain' in it" i laughed so hard when he said that
This is also from "The Return of the Mean Green Machine" It's Rosco speaking to Boss "You're the only man I know that can steal a man's teeth....and then come back for the gums"
On "The Return of the Mean Green Machine" Boss said to Rosco.... "The Best offense is a bigger offense" To which Rosco responded.... "And I tell ya, we are the most offensive people in these parts"
I like this one by Rosco's Mama from "Mrs Rosco P Coltrane" after Rosco told her he was marrying someone he had met through a computer dating service. "You mean you got a girl out of a machine? Lordy, what will they think of next?"
My Favorite Quotes by Rosco are: "Enos, You Dipstick!" "What a hurrendous crash!" "You Scuffed My Vehicle!" "We're in Hot Pursuit!" "That's a Big 10-4 My Little Fat Buddy" "Cyck Cyck" "Flash wants a doggie num num" "What kind of fuels do fossils run off of?" "Im gonna cuff em and stuff em!" "Enos, you don't say go fish in rummie you dummie" "You married my fat sister"