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This time you've not only misquoted, but also mixed up scenes from two different movies! The first part is from near the start of the first movie when Big and Little Enos make the bet with Bandit at the Roadeo. Bandit: "Well, let's see, there's 400 cases of beer. I'll need the cash for that." Big Enos: "No problem, go ahead boy." [Little Enos starts counting out money] Bandit: "New car, I got to have a new car to block for the truck, you know." Big Enos: "OK, go ahead boy." [Little Enos counts out more money] Little Enos: "I'd like to kick his ass just once." Bandit: "Speedy car." [Little Enos counts out more money] Bandit: "Speedier than that." [Little Enos looks at Big Enos] Big Enos: "Go ahead." [Little Enos whinnies like a horse] The second part is from the third movie, SATB III. The exchange doesn't even involve Bandit - it's between Little Enos and Buford. Little Enos: "I'd like to kick your ass." Buford T. Justice: "You can't kick that high, cricket crotch." Can I suggest that you re-watch the movies before posting quotes? Also, we get that you don't like Facebook. You've made at least four posts on the subject in the last 24 hours, and also previously in this thread. Facebook is what it is - it's not going to change. If you're unhappy with it, stop using it. You don't need to make regular multiple gripes about it here.

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