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The Duke boys are always ZOOMING around Hazzard.

Is that a full-size replica of Cooter's garage, Emily?

Season 6 Dead and Alive Bo and Luke are chasing the crooks who robbed the Chickasaw County Armored truck. Sheriff Little is chasing the Dukes. The Dukes stop because the road splits up, and they can't go both ways. Bo:"What are we gonna now? This face behind us ain't exactly friendly." Luke:"Bo, yer bein' cynical now. He's the law, he's gotta do his duty. We'll split up, an' go catch those guys." Bo:"Ok. But you explain it to him." Luke:"Alright. I'll do that." Sheriff Little:"Alright you Dukes, climb on outta that there car, an' reach fer the sky!" Luke:"Sheriff Little, listen-"(Sheriff Little won't have of what Luke is trying to say.) Bo:"He's a Lawman an' he's gotta do his duty huh!?" Waylon Jennings:"Sheriff Little wasn't listenin'. As far as he was concerned, the Dukes were convicted of grand theft, horse stealin' an' the sinking of the Titanic!" 😆 😂

Season 1 High Octane  Enos:"Let's Go ma'am." 😂  Roxanne:"I am entitled to a telephone call!" 😂  Enos:"I know that ma'am. Just as soon as I get these boys locked up, you can make it." 😂  Roxanne (Flirting with Enos rubbing his chin.):"Look Enos, I know, I know yer just doing yer duty. But, yer making a terrible mistake." 😂  Enos:"Yes ma'am." 😂  Luke pushes the glass Moonshine jug of water off the counter. It shatters on the floor, the water trails into the cell with Enos and Roxanne. 😂 Waylon Jennings:"Y'all stick around for the barbecue, you hear." 😂 Bo (Strikes a match.):"Alright Enos, now, don't either of you 2 move, or I'm gonna drop this in there, an' we're just gonna have a big Roman Candle!" 😂  Roxanne:"You wouldn't!" 😂  Bo:"Sure I would! We ain't goin' to prison for nobody! Alright, gimme yer gun Enos!" 😂 Enos:"Why Bo, I wouldn't use this on y'all." 😂 Bo:"Gimme yer gun Enos!" 😂  Luke:"We know you wouldn't use it Enos. But she might." 😂 Luke locks them in the cell together. Bo:"Are you puttin' her in there with him?" 😂  Luke:"Hey. I promised I'd fix him up with her, didn't I?" Roxanne:"You promised me if I arrested you fair and square, that you wouldn't resist!" Luke:"Yeah. But you didn't arrest us fair and square! You still got them matches Bo?" 😂  Bo:"Right in my hand." 😂  Roxanne:"You'll blow us all up!" 😂  Bo:"Well, you don't give me any choice. You questioned our honor." (Strikes another match.) Roxanne:"Oh no!" 😂  Enos:"Don't do it Bo! No! Please, ah! Ah!" 😂 The match burns out in the water at Bo and Luke's feet. Enos and Roxanne are in the back of the cell glued to the wall. 😂  Luke:"Y'all can come down off that wall now. It's only water." 😂 Enos/Roxanne:"Water?" 😂  Bo:"That's right. You arrested us fer transportin' water." 😂  Roxanne:"Now how was I supposed to know it was water?" 😂  Luke:"Well, a revenue agent oughta be able to tell moonshine from water." 😂  Bo:"She sure didn't seem to have much trouble tellin' the difference last night at the Boars Nest." 😂 Luke:"Enos, I'm afraid we're gonna have to borrow yer squad car." 😂  Enos:"Uh huh. Now boys, we was raised together. But now yer goin' too far! That's county property Luke!" 😂  Roxanne:"I'll get you Dukes no matter what!" 😂  Bo:"Bye now." 😂  Enos:"I can't understand them boys. I mean, that's real dishonest, passin' water off as moonshine." 😂  Roxanne (Catching on.):"Don't you see Enos!? They weren't passing water off as moonshine! They were running a blind fer Jesse!" 😂