(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee) Luke Duke:"Everybody in Hazzard knows this car is held together by spit an' bailin' wire."

(Season 4 Cletus Falls in Love) Daisy Duke:"Cletus has us boxed in!"  Bo Duke:"This is downright embarrassing."  Luke Duke:"Gonna be worse than that. If you get another phony citation from Boss. Yer gonna lose yer license. An' I ain't far behind."

(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Gilligan:"What's that?"  Professor:"It looks like one of those native tiki gods." Skipper:"Right. It's Kona. The God of evil! This must be his ancient burial place. Whoever disturbs his rest is cursed forever!"  Gilligan:"Thanks fer takin' over the digging Skipper!"

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Boss Hogg loves to YELL.