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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Ducklings I hatched   
    I want a ducky now. LOL. I think Troy would be fine with a duck. We took him to the lake shortly after we got him. He showed no interest in the ducks at all. Sadie, on the other hand, would have gone splashing out into the water to try to get at them. LOL.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in General Lee vs. Jazz   
    I know I'd buy one!! Just kidding... I'd buy TWO! LOL.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Charlie's Angels being rebooted by ABC   
    I don't know why they call it "rebooting". It's not a computer. Usually, it ends up being a show by the same name, with the same character names, but everything's pretty much different. LOL.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in FanForums.tv   
    I know, it's hard to believe, ain't it?
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Lyrics that remind you of the Dukes of Hazzard   
    What lyrics (doesn't have to be whole songs) remind you of characters or events in Hazzard County?
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    One day I looked into my rear view mirror
    And comin' up from behind
    There was a Georgia State policeman
    And a hundred dollar fine
    He looked me in the eye as he was writin' me up
    He said "Driver, you been flyin'.
    The ninety-five was the route you were on
    It was not the speed limit sign."
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Misheard Lyrics   
    I love collecting misheard lyrics. I thought I'd start this thread for all you music fans to post your favorite misheard lyrics.
    Elton John is one of my favorite sources of misheard lyrics. One of the funniest has got to be the song "Bennie and the Jets". The original lyric is "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit", but it sounds like "She's got electric boobs, her mom has too". LOL. And that's how I always sing it!
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Jerry Reed Died 9-1-2008   
    I'm a li'l late to this thread, but I just wanted to add a R.I.P. for Jerry here. For years, I had a line from Amos Moses in my sig and have added it back in memory of Jerry. My husband and I are fans of the Smokey and the Bandit movies and we have several CDs of his music. He will be missed. I won't be mourning his loss, but rather celebrating his life...
    Well, I got a big jug o' cider and a bottle of wine
    One's for my honey and the other is mine
    Sip on the cider, sip on the wine
    Both sip together and a have a good time
    One foot, two foot, slew foot drag
    Swing your honey to the Sugar Foot Rag
    Do a little jig and a zig and a zag
    And listen to the steel guitar
    As he plays that Sugar Foot Rag
    I'm gonna spend all my money
    And a git on a jag
    Swing my honey to the Sugar Foot Rag
    Walk right up, stomp on the floor
    Swing up the middle with a shoofly four
    One foot, two foot, slew foot drag
    Swing your honey to the Sugarfoot Rag
    Do a little jig and a zig and a zag
    And listen to Jerry...
    He's gonna play that Sugar Foot Rag

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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Alternative Duke-ified Lyrics!   
    Occasionally, I find myself changing the lyrics of songs to something more Hazzard-like. I thought I'd start a thread for folks to post their own creations.
    If you have a Christmas song, post it in the Christmas Lyrics thread.
    And I'll start off with my Duke-ified rendition of Jose Cuervo, entitled Rosco P. Coltrane... and if you don't know the tune, you can listen to it here.
    Well, it's Friday night
    And the sun is settin'
    And my eyes are glued
    To the tv and I'm sittin'
    On the floor with my family
    I can't stop grinnin'
    I watched Dukes of Hazzard tonight!
    Rosco P. Coltrane
    You are a friend of mine
    I like to watch you
    On the tv all the time
    Did you catch them Duke Boys?
    Did you shoot out the lights?
    Did you crash yer car?
    Did you stop a fight?
    Now wait a minute
    This plot looks familiar
    The Dukes are some plough boys that fight the system
    Well, they're awful cute
    Especially with their shirts off
    They jumped the General again tonight
    Rosco P. Coltrane
    You are a friend of mine
    I like to watch you
    On the tv all the time
    Did you catch them Duke Boys?
    Did you shoot out the lights?
    Did you crash yer car?
    Did you stop a fight?
    All those crazy chases
    How I love this little town
    Let's hit the Boar's Nest
    And have ourselves a round
    Well the music is playin'
    And my spirits are high
    There's another chase a'comin'
    And the sheriff's gonna flyyyyy
    Rosco P. Coltrane
    You are a friend of mine
    I like to watch you
    On the tv all the time
    Every time we get together
    I sure have a good time
    You're my friend, you're the best
    Mi amigo
    Rosco P. Coltrane
    You are a friend of mine
    I like to watch you
    On the tv all the time
    Did you catch them Duke Boys?
    Did you shoot out the lights?
    Did you crash yer car?
    Did you stop a fight?
    Rosco P. Coltrane
    You are a friend of mine
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in One Word Song Titles   
    I thought Brian had the brawn and MaryAnne had the looks... Well, I know for sure I've got the brains.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in One Word Song Titles   
    Technically, that's a two word title, but since it's the same word twice, I'll give ya a pass. LOL.
    MaryAnne, didn't you use "Fire" as an inspiration in one of your fics? LOL. I clearly seem to recall the words "I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!" in one of your fics, but I can't remember which one. Or maybe I'm just going senile...
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Hobie Hartkins in What are you listening to???   
    Roller Derby Queen - Jim Croce
    The roller derby program said
    She was built like a frigerator with a head.
    Hehehe...
    I have very eclectic tastes. I'll listenin' to just about anything, except rap crap.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in What are you listening to???   
    Roller Derby Queen - Jim Croce
    The roller derby program said
    She was built like a frigerator with a head.
    Hehehe...
    I have very eclectic tastes. I'll listenin' to just about anything, except rap crap.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in The Official Photo Caption Thread   
    Ok, here's where ya show yer creativity! The rules are really simple. Post a photo and a caption below it. Keep it relatively clean.
    I'll start it off....

    "I wonder if Geico sells flood insurance..."
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Daisy's Road Runner   
    Yes, that's exactly it. In fact, I saw an actual car like that once, complete with the 76 number.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Happy Birthday MaryAnne!   
    LOL. She blew past those numbers a while ago! You realize, if she was 21, she would have been 8 years old when I started HazzardNet. LOL!
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Hobie Hartkins in Return to Fun   
    Oh, it's worse than that. I make them watch "My Mother The Car".
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Hobie Hartkins in Return to Fun   
    I have some very strong political opinions myself, but I prefer my entertainment and fun to be untainted by the negativity and bickering that sometimes surrounds politics. I want everyone to feel welcome here and have fun.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Return to Fun   
    I have some very strong political opinions myself, but I prefer my entertainment and fun to be untainted by the negativity and bickering that sometimes surrounds politics. I want everyone to feel welcome here and have fun.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in War on Terrorism   
    The "war on terrorism" didn't start after 9/11. Though it came to the forefront then, this is technically a decades old, if not millenia old, battle. I don't think we "entered" the war on terrorism. I think we just woke up to the fact that they were already "warring" with us and we decided not to just sit back and take it anymore.
    I can't think of a single war we've fought that DIDN'T have flawed intelligence and incomplete strategies. LOL. That's probably why the old adage "war is hell" still rings true today despite our high tech weapons and modern intelligence gathering techniques.
    The hell of it all is, we have to succeed EVERY time, while the terrorists only have to succeed once in order to achieve a victory... which is killing infidels.
    I completely agree with Brian (for once) in the thought that our best hope is by spreading Democracy and capitalism through the wonder that is Wal-mart to the four corners of the earth. Maybe then everyday low prices and the opportunity to buy tires and tube socks in the same building will soften the hearts of the extremists and they'll spend more time shopping and less time killing. Walmart, we salute you!
    (The author of this post denies ever setting foot inside a Walmart. And Brian, if you tell anybody I did, I'll kick your ass.)
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from RogerDuke in The last 24 hours   
    It's crazy around here and where my sister's family is retiring in Idaho. They got in at the right time. The week after they bought their new home, prices went up $15,000 and a month later, they were $50,000 more!! We were going to move too, but that'll be too rich for our blood by the time we're ready. But the good news is that our house is worth almost 2x what we paid for it 17 years ago.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from RogerDuke in The last 24 hours   
    Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in John McCain or Barack Obama or something completely different?   
    I agree. Feel free to talk about it via PM if you can do so respectfully and civilly, but we prefer not to get into public political discussions on HazzardNet to avoid any heated exchanges that will inevitably result.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in Thanksgiving...   
    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, everybody! Stay safe and warm and enjoy being with loved ones.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in RogerDuke almost died   
    Wow! I'm glad you're ok. Keep us updated about your recovery. And for future reference, try to keep heavy metal objects away from your head. LOL.
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    Meadowmufn got a reaction from Skipper Duke in British English Spellings   
    The infamous country I got right, but didn't realize there was an extra "z" in there. Or as the British say... zed.
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