The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)

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(Season 4 The Haunted House)

Barney Fife:"Call for the doctor! Call for nurse! Call for the lady with the alligator purse!"

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Happy 68th Birthday today to Ron Howard(Opie Taylor)! 3/1/54!

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(Season 1 A Feud Is a Feud)

Opie Taylor:"Boy that Romeo and Juliet would sure make a good TV show!" Andy Taylor:"I reckon it would at that!"

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(Season 1 Ellie for Council)

Andy:"Ellie that's just silly!
Ellie:"Silly⁉️"
Andy:"Ohhh wait did I say silly ‼️ Here let me take that awful word back (Andy swallows real fast) There !!   Awwww and it tasted Real Bad‼️"

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(Season 3 Mountain Wedding)

Dudd Wash:"I'll show him what I learned in the army. In Gorilla War Fairrrrr!!"

Brisco Darling:"Quit that boy.You want ya face to freeze that away?"

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(Season 4 Divorce, Mountain Style)

Barney Fife:"Wear a ruby ring and ride a horse the horse will go mad." Andy Taylor:"Where'd you hear that?" Barney Fife:"The book! The book!" Andy:"But you're not wearin' a ruby ring." Barney Fife:"Well, he don't know that!"

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(Season 3 Aunt Bee's Medicine Man)

Colonel Harvey:"The Shawnee…..
I lived among them……
They’re devils."

Andy - Eye roll

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(Not sure Season or Episode)

Andy Taylor: "...Barn, these clocks you and your Mother had in your stomachs, did the ticking keep your father awake at night"

Barney Fife:"Don't talk about my mother, Ange."

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(Season 5 Goober Takes a Car Apart)

Andy Taylor:"Goober do you see those guns over there in that gun rack ⁉️"
Goober Pyle:"Yeah."
Andy Taylor:"If you don't get that car out of here I'm libel to get one of those guns out and shoot you understand ⁉️"

[RogerDuke]

I watched an episode tonight. It was the one where Opie got in trouble for not donating enough to charity but then Andy found out that he was saving money to buy a little girl a coat who couldn't afford it. Hey Skipper, was that Lucinda Meadows from "The Legacy" in that episode? 

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18 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

I watched an episode tonight. It was the one where Opie got in trouble for not donating enough to charity but then Andy found out that he was saving money to buy a little girl a coat who couldn't afford it. Hey Skipper, was that Lucinda Meadows from "The Legacy" in that episode? 

Season 1 near end of season. Opie's Charity. That lady was Laurene Tuttle(Granny Annie Coggins.) She was playing Annabelle Silby.

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2 minutes ago, Skipper Duke said:

Season 1 near end of season. Opie's Charity. That lady was Laurene Tuttle(Granny Annie Coggins.) She was playing Annabelle Silby.

Cousin Roger... Laurene Tuttle also plays the little old shoplifting lady in TAGS episode The Shoplifters.

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(Season 3 Aunt Bee's Medicine Man)

Andy Taylor:"That stuff of the Colonel's that's supposed to lift the spirits, purge the mind an' body an' all that, what it actually does ladies, is give you a buzz."

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(Season 3 Aunt Bee's Medicine Man)

Barney Fife:"Andy, if I didn't know any better, I'd say she was tiddly!" Andy Taylor:"If it was anybody but Aunt Bee, I'd say yer right!"

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(Season 4 Brisco Declares for Aunt Bee)

Brisco Darling:"Now it's my heart speaking to your heart...Aunt Bee, I'm declar'in' fer ya."

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(Season 3 Barney and the Governor)

Barney Fife:"You can tell the gubner to put that in his smipe and poke it."

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(Season 2 Deputy Otis)

Barney Fife:"I will at no time while wearing the uniform take a drink."
Otis Campbell:"I will try to look like a deputy and act like a deputy."

Barney Fife:"Otis I said-" Otis Campbell:"Don't help me. It just comes hard. I will at no time while wearing the uniform take a drink."

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(Season 3 The Cow Thief)

Andy Taylor:"Where's the foot prints made by the cow? Then again, maybe the cow's prints are here."

 

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(Season 2 Cousin Virgil)

Andy Taylor:"BARNEY WAIT! Congratulations Barney, you did it again!"

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Do you have an episode that just really changes the way you see a character and makes you like them more? 

Mine is the episode where Goober meets his old mechanic friend and feels like he has to impress him. The "friend" makes him feel bad about what little he has accomplished. Then when going home, Andy sees the man working as a mechanic on cars. He shows Goober, and asks if he wants to go say hello. Goober says, "No. I wouldn't want to embarrass him." 

This episode gave me so much respect for Goober.

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(Season 3 Convicts at Large)

Maude Tyler:“I oughta let Naomi curl your hair with this heater!” Naomi:"Can I Maude can I?"

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(Season 1 Quiet Sam)

Aunt Bee:"I wouldn't believe anything Nat Pike says." Opie:"Why not?" Aunt Bee:"Well, for one thing, he's only 4 years old." Opie:"He might be young, but he's sure been around plenty."

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The Dillards(The Darling boys)

Dooley was a good ole man
He lived below the mill
Dooley had two daughters
And a forty-gallon still
One gal watched the boiler
The other watched the spout
And mama corked the bottles
And ole Dooley fetched 'em out.
Dooley slippin' up the holler
Dooley try to make a dollar
Dooley give me a swaller
And I'll pay you back someday.
The revenuers came for him
A-sippin' though the woods
Dooley kept behind them all
And never lost his goods
Dooley was a trader
When into town he'd come
Sugar by the bushel
And molasses by the ton.
Dooley slippin' up the holler
Dooley try to make a dollar
Dooley gimme a swaller
And I'l pay you back someday.
I remember very well
The day ole Dooley died
The women folk weren't sorry
And the men stood round and cried
Now Dooleys on the mountain
He lies there all alone
They put a jug beside him
And a barrel for his stone.
Dooley slippin' up the holler
Dooley try to make a dollar
Dooley gimme a swaller
And I'll pay you back someday.

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How many of you felt the way I did, on the show Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter where Mr. Wheeler took the glass of lemonade Aunt Bee brought out for him?  Aunt Bee’s thought he was really workin hard & here Andy just got off the roof from putting shingles on & worked up a sweat & Mr. Wheeler had the nerve to stand on that ladder drinking that ice cold lemonade when Andy was dieing of thirst !

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(Season 1 Alcohol and Old Lace)

Andy Taylor:"It smells like a little bit of liquor don't it?" Barney Fife:"Pow pow pow!"

Opie Taylor:"They had a flower making machine ‼️" Andy Taylor:"Now Opie, machines don't make flowers, that's Mother Nature's job." Opie Taylor:"Well, they got a machine to help."