February 27, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 The Haunted House) Barney Fife:"Call for the doctor! Call for nurse! Call for the lady with the alligator purse!"
March 4, 20224 yr Author (Season 1 A Feud Is a Feud) Opie Taylor:"Boy that Romeo and Juliet would sure make a good TV show!" Andy Taylor:"I reckon it would at that!"
March 7, 20224 yr Author (Season 1 Ellie for Council) Andy:"Ellie that's just silly! Ellie:"Silly⁉️" Andy:"Ohhh wait did I say silly ‼️ Here let me take that awful word back (Andy swallows real fast) There !! Awwww and it tasted Real Bad‼️"
March 10, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 Mountain Wedding) Dudd Wash:"I'll show him what I learned in the army. In Gorilla War Fairrrrr!!" Brisco Darling:"Quit that boy.You want ya face to freeze that away?"
March 10, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 Divorce, Mountain Style) Barney Fife:"Wear a ruby ring and ride a horse the horse will go mad." Andy Taylor:"Where'd you hear that?" Barney Fife:"The book! The book!" Andy:"But you're not wearin' a ruby ring." Barney Fife:"Well, he don't know that!"
March 10, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 Aunt Bee's Medicine Man) Colonel Harvey:"The Shawnee….. I lived among them…… They’re devils." Andy - Eye roll
March 10, 20224 yr Author (Not sure Season or Episode) Andy Taylor: "...Barn, these clocks you and your Mother had in your stomachs, did the ticking keep your father awake at night" Barney Fife:"Don't talk about my mother, Ange."
March 10, 20224 yr Author (Season 5 Goober Takes a Car Apart) Andy Taylor:"Goober do you see those guns over there in that gun rack ⁉️" Goober Pyle:"Yeah." Andy Taylor:"If you don't get that car out of here I'm libel to get one of those guns out and shoot you understand ⁉️"
March 10, 20224 yr I watched an episode tonight. It was the one where Opie got in trouble for not donating enough to charity but then Andy found out that he was saving money to buy a little girl a coat who couldn't afford it. Hey Skipper, was that Lucinda Meadows from "The Legacy" in that episode?
March 10, 20224 yr Author 18 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: I watched an episode tonight. It was the one where Opie got in trouble for not donating enough to charity but then Andy found out that he was saving money to buy a little girl a coat who couldn't afford it. Hey Skipper, was that Lucinda Meadows from "The Legacy" in that episode? Season 1 near end of season. Opie's Charity. That lady was Laurene Tuttle(Granny Annie Coggins.) She was playing Annabelle Silby.
March 10, 20224 yr Author 2 minutes ago, Skipper Duke said: Season 1 near end of season. Opie's Charity. That lady was Laurene Tuttle(Granny Annie Coggins.) She was playing Annabelle Silby. Cousin Roger... Laurene Tuttle also plays the little old shoplifting lady in TAGS episode The Shoplifters.
March 10, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 Aunt Bee's Medicine Man) Andy Taylor:"That stuff of the Colonel's that's supposed to lift the spirits, purge the mind an' body an' all that, what it actually does ladies, is give you a buzz."
March 10, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 Aunt Bee's Medicine Man) Barney Fife:"Andy, if I didn't know any better, I'd say she was tiddly!" Andy Taylor:"If it was anybody but Aunt Bee, I'd say yer right!"
March 10, 20224 yr Author (Season 4 Brisco Declares for Aunt Bee) Brisco Darling:"Now it's my heart speaking to your heart...Aunt Bee, I'm declar'in' fer ya."
March 17, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 Barney and the Governor) Barney Fife:"You can tell the gubner to put that in his smipe and poke it."
March 17, 20224 yr Author (Season 2 Deputy Otis) Barney Fife:"I will at no time while wearing the uniform take a drink." Otis Campbell:"I will try to look like a deputy and act like a deputy." Barney Fife:"Otis I said-" Otis Campbell:"Don't help me. It just comes hard. I will at no time while wearing the uniform take a drink."
March 17, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 The Cow Thief) Andy Taylor:"Where's the foot prints made by the cow? Then again, maybe the cow's prints are here."
March 17, 20224 yr Author (Season 2 Cousin Virgil) Andy Taylor:"BARNEY WAIT! Congratulations Barney, you did it again!"
March 17, 20224 yr Author Do you have an episode that just really changes the way you see a character and makes you like them more? Mine is the episode where Goober meets his old mechanic friend and feels like he has to impress him. The "friend" makes him feel bad about what little he has accomplished. Then when going home, Andy sees the man working as a mechanic on cars. He shows Goober, and asks if he wants to go say hello. Goober says, "No. I wouldn't want to embarrass him." This episode gave me so much respect for Goober.
March 18, 20224 yr Author (Season 3 Convicts at Large) Maude Tyler:“I oughta let Naomi curl your hair with this heater!” Naomi:"Can I Maude can I?"
March 18, 20224 yr Author (Season 1 Quiet Sam) Aunt Bee:"I wouldn't believe anything Nat Pike says." Opie:"Why not?" Aunt Bee:"Well, for one thing, he's only 4 years old." Opie:"He might be young, but he's sure been around plenty."
March 19, 20224 yr Author The Dillards(The Darling boys) Dooley was a good ole man He lived below the mill Dooley had two daughters And a forty-gallon still One gal watched the boiler The other watched the spout And mama corked the bottles And ole Dooley fetched 'em out. Dooley slippin' up the holler Dooley try to make a dollar Dooley give me a swaller And I'll pay you back someday. The revenuers came for him A-sippin' though the woods Dooley kept behind them all And never lost his goods Dooley was a trader When into town he'd come Sugar by the bushel And molasses by the ton. Dooley slippin' up the holler Dooley try to make a dollar Dooley gimme a swaller And I'l pay you back someday. I remember very well The day ole Dooley died The women folk weren't sorry And the men stood round and cried Now Dooleys on the mountain He lies there all alone They put a jug beside him And a barrel for his stone. Dooley slippin' up the holler Dooley try to make a dollar Dooley gimme a swaller And I'll pay you back someday.
March 21, 20224 yr Author How many of you felt the way I did, on the show Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter where Mr. Wheeler took the glass of lemonade Aunt Bee brought out for him? Aunt Bee’s thought he was really workin hard & here Andy just got off the roof from putting shingles on & worked up a sweat & Mr. Wheeler had the nerve to stand on that ladder drinking that ice cold lemonade when Andy was dieing of thirst !
March 23, 20224 yr Author (Season 1 Alcohol and Old Lace) Andy Taylor:"It smells like a little bit of liquor don't it?" Barney Fife:"Pow pow pow!" Opie Taylor:"They had a flower making machine ‼️" Andy Taylor:"Now Opie, machines don't make flowers, that's Mother Nature's job." Opie Taylor:"Well, they got a machine to help."
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